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Greetings adventurers! I’ve always marveled at the craftsmanship of carving gourds in order to resemble faces. Illuminating them with little dancing flames to show the world something joyous and celebrate the time of year I find most hospitable to my climate preferences. I thought we should share th

Greetings adventurers! There are twisted magics that creep into the edges of our reality and seek to corrupt the living with offers of power and temptations of greatness. While many are strong enough to resist the siren call of these voices, some give in to the relentless draw of life eternal or unl

Greetings Adventurers September is coming to a close and the fall temperatures are finally starting to creep into my area. I personally welcome the coming of fall as it's probably my favorite time of year with festivals, gatherings, and the crisp and cool air. It also brings my favorite month of the

Greetings adventurers! The fact that someone has taken the time to not only extract blood from someone, but to then turn it into a weapon is a fascinating irony to me. The very thing that gives life to nearly every creature on the planet, corrupted in order to harm life. There’s something delectably

Greetings adventurers! This is perhaps the most… um, challenging intelligent item I’ve come across. Talking firearms, a shield that seems desperate to sacrifice itself, even one time a creepy doll that implanted dreams in my brain at night, but none of them come close to the level of abuse put out b

Greetings adventurers! I try to keep up with modern design trends to the best of my ability, but I swear the youths of this day just perplex me. Back in my youth, the trendy thing was pointing at people with both of your hands and making a little click sound. I’m not sure why that was the case, and

Greetings adventurers! I knew a woodcarver a long time past that used to make all manner of little figurines and paint them up to look like soldiers and beasts. I never quite understood, but he used to get together with other friends of his who had similar hobbies and they would play these remarkabl

Greetings Adventurers Thanks again for all of your wonderful support this month. It's been another great month of creating magic items that you can actually use in your 5E and PF2E campaigns. We set out with the goal several years ago that if anyone used even one thing we made, it would be a success

Greetings adventurers! The forces of time march ever onward, resolute in their forward motion, but there are always those that would seek to go back as a way to relive things once more or as a way to right a great wrong should they have come across it. It is those that are most interested in turning

Greetings adventurers! The shark can be a creature that inspires fear, but really we have little to be afraid of when it comes to these hulking predators of the sea. So long as you’re not presenting yourself as a fish, it’s unlikely for one of these behemoths to ever even want to come near you. Many

Greetings adventurers! Have you heard this new type of “music” they’re cooking up down at the local pub? They’re calling it “metal” which confuses me because that’s already the name of a material. You would think they would have gone with something a little more original. I didn’t really understand

Greetings adventurers! They say you can never really trust a bard, but I’ve always found that piece of advice to be silly. You can absolutely trust a bard to pursue their interests, lie when needed, steal a bit as they see fit. It’s the very distrustful nature of them that makes them trustworthy to

Greetings adventurers! The Hireka are absolutely fascinating people that I’ve had the good fortune of spending some decent amount of time with. They truly care for the places they protect and though they are fey in nature, there’s something inherently honest about them that you wouldn’t expect from

Greetings adventurers! I have to say that some of the most crooked types I’ve ever met are those that work in banking. There’s something about that field that draws in those that would be corrupted by the very thing they’re meant to handle. This is why I do all of my investing in direct to market ma

Greetings adventurers! When this first hit my counter, I thought that some fool had simply thought a chalk board mounted to their wrist would be a great idea. As I learned of the actual functionality though, I was blown away at the concept and frankly a little upset that I hadn’t come up with it mys

Greetings adventurers! This cacophonous racket made its way into my shop last week and I have been afraid of it ever since. Not in the sense that I actually fear for myself, but rather than I don’t want to touch it for fear of it whirring to life. Whoever pieced together this madness of gears and bo

Greetings adventurers! The animal kingdom is home to all manner of beasts that specialize in just about anything you could put your mind to and certainly some that would still surprise you as well. That’s one of the things I find most interesting about it and also something that bothers me deeply wh

Greetings adventurers! The outer planes don’t treat the laws of our physical realm with the same respect as you and I. In fact many of the beings there outright ignore them in whatever way they see fit. One such being was Lunassa. A powerful creature in its own right, it sought to bring chaos and en

Greetings adventurers! The summer festival season is one of my absolute favorite times of year. Sure the heat and humidity get to me a bit, but there’s plenty of ways to beat that as you need to. What’s amazing is all of the people coming out and enjoying the company of their neighbors no matter the

Greetings adventurers! Do you ever just laze about outside after the sun has gone down and stare up at the stars above? It’s one of my favorite activities whenever I have the time to do so, which is admittedly getting less and less frequent as I get older. I hope one day to retire and spend more tim

Greetings adventurers! I am absolutely fascinated by bats. Perhaps some would think that makes me a little batty, but there’s something so special about these fuzzy little sky pups. There’s something so exciting about seeing one swirling around in the sky swooping up their dinner for the night or th

Greetings adventurers! The oral tradition of speaking tales around a campfire is something I've always treasured and something I do with my grandkids regularly. Sure, they get a little antsy when I start weaving in music and pyrotechnics, but that's all a part of the fun I think. There's something s

Greetings adventurers! I am an absolute sucker for a good set of goggles. I think of them as the perfect facial accessory due to their low profile, easy head mounting, and safety protection protocols. There’s just something special about an accessory that is both convenient and useful. That said, th

Greetings adventurers! It seems since the moment magic was thrust upon this plain, people began trying to use it to cultivate light and fire. Conjuring flame is one of the very first things new magic practitioners learn and the control of the flame is something the seek to perfect. What is it that d

Greetings adventurers! Oozes just freak me out. There’s something I don’t trust about things without a head to speak of, though I understand their purpose in cleaning up spaces long since forgotten. I have to say there’s little that I find to be redeeming about them. They are unthinking, oddly movin

Greetings adventurers! The seasons are such a remarkable thing and to watch them pass one after another right on time, well that’s nothing short of miraculous. They say that that is no accident though as there are beings out there that dedicate themselves to moving the seasons from one into another.

Greetings adventurers! I’ve always been fascinated by those who love art so much as to have it embedded on their own skin. I don’t know that I would be brave enough to attempt it myself, but the passion and the stories they can tell are something that truly speaks to me in a way that brings me great

Greetings adventurers! The art of moving metal into the forms that people are so reliant on for offense and protection is a complicated piece of performance. Balancing the heat so that you don’t burn the metal while not letting it get cold enough that you beat cracks into it is something that takes

Greetings adventurers! The power of words cannot be overstated. It’s truly amazing how some think that there cannot be the same power behind words as there can be with actions. Certainly one is more actionable (of course) than the other, but it’s true nonetheless that writing can carry a lot of sway

Greetings adventurers! There are several things that are beyond my understanding in the world, but I still enjoy the results of them. Certainly distilling is one of them, but also those that study combat and truly understand what may come next from their opponent. It’s something I’ve often found fas

Greetings Adventurers I hope you've had a great month of content coming from us. It's been a blast this month exploring some more out of the box items that I've had in my head for awhile and the following month doesn't look to be any different. We've got another wonderful collab behind us with our f

Greetings adventurers! Locking down areas and keeping them secure is something that I always advise my clients to take seriously, especially if they’re collectors of things like I am. Your priceless antiquities protected only by a few measly locks and keys certainly won’t do. You’ll need something,

Greetings adventurers! I’ve always had an innate love of music that I have never even tried to shake. There’s something intensely personal about the relationship between performer and those who listen. They share a part of their soul with you and you owe it to them to take it in and see how you can

Greetings adventurers! Bees are just the most fascinating insects, and not just for their penchant to produce a delicious sweetener that we all know and love to add to our tea. No, they have complex communities and social signals that they share with one another. They offer up their lives to protect

Greetings adventurers! Insects are one of the most fascinating things on this wonderful plane of existence. There’s so many varieties and likely thousands if not millions of species that we have yet to discover. So quick are their lives, but so purpose built are they to their specific tasks. I find

Greetings adventurers! I love visiting the seedier taverns of the cities around as you can always find the absolute best stuff there. Sure you risk a bar brawl or two, but if you know how to navigate the scene then you can come away with some most interesting finds at a steal of a price. I make no j

Greetings adventurers! The sun truly is a gorgeous specimen of creation. I’m not sure of the intricacies of how it all works, but I’m always fascinated by its ability to breathe new life into something or take it away with overexposure. It’s a fascinating duality and its radiance certainly feels div

Greetings adventurers! I truly love the various parades and festivals that take place across these vast lands. There’s nothing more exciting to me than seeing the various sights and taking in some of the games that come along. Then there’s the little oddities, things for sale that you can’t quite fi

Greetings adventurers! The forests of our natural world are a miraculous place worth exploring and enjoying as often as you can. The problem is that they’re also filled with wood which people seem to be in a great desire for. I won’t pretend to understand the overwhelming need for it, but what I do

Greetings adventurers! Those who deal cards in shady backrooms across the lands are always of dubious repute, but there is none worse than those that will never deal a fair hand in their lives. They’re always looking for a way to get an edge up and even when a fight breaks out, they’re still trying

Greetings adventurers! Ceramics are a magnificent thing and not something I would even dare to pretend to know the finer details of. Thankfully, I have a person for that. When a good potter friend of mine suggested that he could make a high quality ceramic that would deflect a blow, I was certainly

Greetings adventurers! The shifting prismatics of this sword make it an absolute nightmare to transfer, I’ll tell you. Do you think it’s easy to just pack something up like that and ship it across the realms? No, you need specialized packaging and mounting for it. I ended up just carrying it for mos

Greetings Adventurers, Last week we dropped First Night into your laps and we're excited to share that we worked with two of our friends D&Demetrius as well as JamesRPGArt to bring you some more content centered around the astral sea. It's always a pleasure to get to work with other creators to brin

Greetings adventurers! The business of the planes beyond ours are something that I’m known to tamper with from time to time. I just can’t help but wonder what might seep beyond the walls of our known world. No place inhabits that wonder like the astral sea where all manner of celestial bodies mix an

Greetings adventurers! The only question I have to ask whoever created this devious device is “who hurt you?”. Regardless, it has come into my possession and therefor I am the caretaker of it until it can find another home with some masochistic musician or perhaps a collector of true oddities. I hav

Greetings Adventurers With that, another year of creation goes into the books. It's wild to say that we've been at this for nearly 5 years now (and over 4 years on Patreon now), but I always find the end of the year to be a perfect time to reflect on such things. I'm really proud of all of the new i

Greetings adventurers! I’ve long been a fan of the traditional trappings of the holidays. Stockings hung by the fire and glistening ornamented trees still inspire some wonder in my eyes and I can’t help but feel joy when I hear carolers at my door. Sometimes in the spirit of giving though, I find pe

Greetings adventurers! The far northern reaches are home to all manner of things that we do not understand. I’ve heard tell of something as silly as short elves and a jolly old fey that distributes gifts to all the world in one night. As ridiculous as it sounds, there are those that truly abide by t

Greetings adventurers! The fey are a mischievous bunch, but it’s something that I truly admire about them in most circumstances. That said, you wouldn’t catch me trying any of their so-called foods. There’s something a little offputting about them and I can’t put my finger on it. That said, I have c