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S4E49: Jackie Brown
The third film by Quentin Tarantino, Jackie Brown is an homage to the blaxploitation movies of the 70s and 80s- specifically those starring Pam Grier, who stars as an airline hostess out of luck and out of time, who plays the cops (Michael Keaton) off against an arms dealer (Samuel L Jackson) in pur
Oct 17, 2026 0 11
S4E48.5: Mannequin
Mannequin (1987) asks and answers one simple question: What if there was a quirked up white boy so good at crafting department store window displays that management didn't mind that he was obviously fucking one of the mannequins after the store closes? ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraiser
Oct 9, 2026 0 11
Questions ARE CLOSED for Q&A #15
We just finished recording this episode, so naturally, you can't ask a question anymore and expect to get an answer. Thank you all! The episode will be released on friday the 23rd.
Oct 7, 2026 0 1
S4E48: Point Blank
"I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya?" - Mr Blonde, Reservoir Dogs Betraying one of your co-conspirators mid-heist is a time-honoured technique to increase your own payout- but if you're going to pull it on Lee Marvin's Walker, you'd better make sure he's dead. ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here a
Oct 2, 2026 0 11
S4E47.5 Fitzcarraldo
Our first Herzog movie, Fitzcarraldo is the story of Werner Herzog attempting to make the movie Fitzcarraldo. ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the ground in Lebanon. -Beit El-Baraka started out as a food bank, but has grown to
Sep 25, 2026 0 11
S4E47: Reservoir Dogs
You might imagine we'd get to this sooner than episode 47 of Heist Szn, but without further ado, it's Quentin Tarantino's feature-length debut, One of the finest heist films to never show the heist, a movie so low budget that Christ Penn is wearing his own jacket and Steve Buschemi his own trousers-
Sep 18, 2026 0 11
S4E46.5: True Romance
This week we're joined by comedian, entertainer, and magician Carisa Hendrix to discuss a movie packed to the gills with guys I love to see (one notable exception). Written by Quentin Tarantino and directed by Tony Scott, True Romance is a movie about two freaks finding each other and locking tf in.
Sep 11, 2026 0 11
S4E46: Entrapment
It's something approaching negligence for us to get this far into Heist Season without talking about one of the greatest heist films of all time, a masterpiece of the 'dangerous age gap Old Man Fucking' genre, Catherine Zeta Jones and Old Man Connery in Entrapment! ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are so
Sep 4, 2026 0 11
S4E45.5: Alien
Continuing our exploration of Truckers, we turn our eyes to space. A crew of space truckers (canonical job title) are awoken from hypersleep when the ship detects a mysterious signal coming from planet scary. And bad news: The company says if you don't check it out, you get no bonus. ---- HANDS OFF
Aug 29, 2026 0 11
S4E45: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
The takings of Pelham 123 will continue until morale improves. ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the ground in Lebanon. -Beit El-Baraka started out as a food bank, but has grown to help people afford rent, cover their essentials
Aug 21, 2026 0 11
S4E44.5: Au Hasard Balthazar
November Kelly returns to us in stunning form to ask the question: Is a Donkey a Truck? Does Bresson's haunting tale of a Donkey passing from owner to owner in a small french village and being mistreated by nearly everyone he meets tell us something about the noble soul of the truckman, or does the
Aug 14, 2026 0 11
S4E44: The Taking of Pelham 123
Hello Trainmaster. It's time to talk about the taking of pelham 123 for the first ever time. Despite being rudderless without our fearless leader November Kelly, we are ably joined by her surviving No Gods No Mayors cohosts, Mattie Lubchansky and Riley Quinn! ---- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fun
Aug 7, 2026 0 11
S4E43.75: Black Dog
A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze's load on his hands by any means necessary... ----- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the gr
Jul 31, 2026 0 11
S4E43.5: Sorceror
Today we're examining William Friedkin's re-adaptation of the novel on which Wages of Fear (1953) was based. Famously kneecapped in the box office by the release of 'Star Wars', Friedkin long held that if the movie was given it's proper due, it would have been his great breakout hit, and he would fi
Jul 17, 2026 0 11
S4E43: The Blues Brothers
Consideration of Unnecessary Violence in the assessment of the Blues Brothers has been approved. ----- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the ground in Lebanon. -Beit El-Baraka started out as a food bank, but has grown to help people
Jul 10, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Bowling for Slop(py Skeletons)
We're here. It's the final episode of Season 6, and as far as we're aware, the last Bones episode ever made. Today: Bones and Booth go undercover at a bowling tournament and accuse every single participant sequentially of being the murderer. Meanwhile, Angela discovers that not even active contracti
Jul 9, 2026 0 11
S4E42.5: Titane
KJB's first true venture into Transmasculine Cinema (the director disagrees with us but as ever you'll find us very persuasive): A young woman with a titanium plate in her head is killing, frankly, far too many people for increasingly-spurious justifications. To lay low, she steals the identity of a
Jul 3, 2026 0 11
S4E42: Baby Driver
Baby Driver, youve been down too long in the midnight sea ----- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the ground in Lebanon. -Beit El-Baraka started out as a food bank, but has grown to help people afford rent, cover their essentials, an
Jun 26, 2026 0 11
S4E41.5: Mad Max: Fury Road
What do you get when you trap a hundred stuntmen and actors in the namibian desert and force them to film cars exploding for a solid year? You get something like Mad Max: Fury Road, the first and last film to ever be made like this ----- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fundraisers to support collect
Jun 19, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: She put the Bones in the Bone Storage (and drank them both up)
Andrew, Riley, and Devon return for the penultimate episode of Bones Season 6! It's a fallow week at the Jeffersonian as Bones focuses on having fun with some dinosaur bones, leaving Booth to focus on forcing a confrontation with rogue sniper Jacob Broadsky. But this time, not everyone is making it
Jun 18, 2026 0 11
S4E41: Blue Collar
Paul Schrader's directorial debut, Blue Collar explores three american auto workers' attempt to solve their problems by robbing their union office. Starring Richard Pryor 'playing straight', the entire movie is worth it for one spectacularly haunting scene. ----- HANDS OFF LEBANON Here are some fund
Jun 12, 2026 0 11
S4E40.5: Convoy
Holding the rare accolade of being one of the only movies ever made based on a song, Convoy is a tale of an emergent revolution; a small act of police corruption leads to a breakout of violence at a truck stop, and the fleeing truckers attract more and more attention during their journey south. But,
Jun 5, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Hart Hanson's "A Little Life"
The finish line is in sight for season 6 of Bones, but first, it's time to do a Serious One. Andrew's Baked Oats recipe: https://www.jerseygirlcooks.com/apple-butter-baked-oatmeal/ Outro: The Jim Carroll Band - People Who Died
Jun 4, 2026 0 11
S4E40: Fast X
Fast 10 your seatbelts girls, we're at the beginning of the end (end of the end expected Q1 2028) ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned to ignoring the daily atrocities in Gaza. My friend Ahmed still needs to feed his family and afford medicine. Anything yo
May 29, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Yojimbaby
This week, the cast of Bones return in top form: Cam socieconomically terrorises Intern Wendell, Angela and Hodgins reaffirm their love in the face of a bushidoless baby, and Bones solves the case through some good old-fashioned phrenology! Outro: Okay Kaya - Mother Nature's Bitch
May 28, 2026 0 11
S4E39.5: The Irishman
This week on the Kill James Bond Podcast, we return to the Brains Dojo. The Irishman is Martin Scorsese's sprawling adaptation of I Heard You Paint Houses, a 2004 book detailing the trueish story of Frank Sheeran, a mob hitman who was potentially the guy who killed Jimmy Hoffa. Set during the long t
May 22, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Boney Island Findfish
Andrew, Riley and Devon finally come face to face with the notorious Backdoor Pilot. Bones and Booth are stumped when a murder investigation requires finding a lost treasure map- but fortunately, Booth knows someone. A son of a bitch with the Finder Power. Outro: Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as in Paris
May 21, 2026 0 11
S4E39: F9: The Fast Saga
It's the penultimate Fast and Furious, and wouldn't you believe it but we've arrived at total context collapse. Nothing that we've seen before actually happened the way we thought. Nobody actually did anything. ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned to ignor
May 15, 2026 0 11
S4E38.5: The Wandering Earth
This week on the Kill James Bond podcast, we watch our first modern Chinese movie! The Sun is dying, and 17 years ago the unitarty Earth Government decided that the only logical chance was to build 10,000 colossal engines and fly the Earth on a 2,500 year interstellar voyage to Proxima Centauri. Mak
May 8, 2026 0 11
S4E38: Fast and Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw
Ohana means Fambily ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned to ignoring the daily atrocities in Gaza. My friend Ahmed still needs to feed his family and afford medicine. Anything you can kick in would be hugely appreciated. https://chuffed.org/project/150817-
May 1, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Getting Your Goat Sucked Dot Com
A rogue episode of Season 5 has found it's way into our serving of Season 6! A mythbusting television star seems for all the world to have been killed by the goat sucker, El Chupacabra... will anybody be able to convince Bones for even a moment that he truly was? Plus: Ordering for the Table, and Vi
Apr 30, 2026 0 11
S4E37.5: Big Trouble in Little China
In our exploration of the Trucker as an American hero, we alight upon Jack Burton and the Porkchop Express. Good natured, good humoured, and always willing to help a friend out, Jack finds himself rapidly drawn into a 2000-year old fight between an ancient Chinese sorceror and an ancient Chinese Van
Apr 24, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Take these Feet to Feet storage
After two gruelling and gruelless boneless weeks, the whitefish return to analyse the famous season 5 backdoor pilot. Eleven feet wash up on the US/Canada border and it's up to a humble canadian forensic podiatrist to solve the mystery. Also: Cam experiences the smoothest conflict of all time, and B
Apr 23, 2026 0 11
S4E37: Fate of the Furious
F8... let me tell you about F8. ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned to ignoring the daily atrocities in Gaza. My friend Ahmed still needs to feed his family and afford medicine. Anything you can kick in would be hugely appreciated. https://chuffed.org/pro
Apr 17, 2026 0 11
S4E36.5: Q&A #14: The 5 Year Special
Can you believe it's been five whole years since our fledgling podcast first stepped into the limelight? We can! And to celebrate this milestone we've thrown open the floodgates once again and answered YOUR QUESTIONS! ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned t
Apr 10, 2026 0 11
S4E36: Furious 7
Taking place a number of months after Fast & Furious 6, as well as immediately during and after the events of Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo Drift, Furious 7 chronicles the Toretto Fambily's war against Frank Transporter, including the martyrdom of Paul Walker. ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire i
Apr 2, 2026 0 11
QUESTIONS CLOSED WE FINISHED RECORDING
Can you believe it's been five whole years since our fledgling podcast first stepped into the limelight? We can! And to mark the occasion, we're opening up the parasocial floodgates once again with our 14th Q&A episode! We're recording on Monday 30th March, so if you want a question answered, best g
Mar 27, 2026 0 1
S4E35.5: Ice Cold in Alex
We're robbing Peter to pay Paul today on the Kill James Bond podcast as we poach a perfect War Season film and shove it directly into Truck Season. Ice Cold in Alex tells the fictional but possible story of a british Ambulance and her crew being cut off from its' convoy during a retreat in the North
Mar 27, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Sell Everything and Buy Bones
Andrew, Riley, and Devon make a solid attempt at discussing episode 16 of Bones season 6, 'The Blackout in the Blizzard'. Plus: Bernard the Roughneck disproves climate change, investment opportunities for the post-oil future, and panning for Goldschlager Outro: Pino Presti - Funky Bump
Mar 26, 2026 0 11
S4E35: Fast & Furious 6
Unbelieveably, they manage to get even faster ----- Check out friend of the show Mattie's new book Simplicity here, or wherever fine graphic novels are sold! ----- FREE PALESTINE - With the ceasefire in full effect, the media has returned to ignoring the daily atrocities in Gaza. My friend Ahmed sti
Mar 20, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Motives
It’s a rare Booth Episode today! This season's overarching plot pits Booth against his dark twisted cracked funhouse black mirror self, sniper Jacob Broadsky. Plus, Angela's Dad arrives to name his grandson, and Riley suffers a breakfast fiasco. Outro: Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice
Mar 19, 2026 0 11
S4E34.5: Armageddon
Let's examine further the character of the Trucker as an American shibboleth. At his heart he is a blue collar guy, a proletarian, a worker. This holds true even when the Trucker-coded guy is a literal oil millionaire, as in this stunning example of the mindset that killed the world: Armageddon. A m
Mar 13, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Return of the Sloppy Skeleton
This week on #bonepod we encounter a skeleton so sloppy that it makes the previous skeleton seem downright desiccated, and us seem like grade A fools for making so much of it. Plus- How effective is pretending to be gay for seducing women, and which cast members are 'chopped'? Outro: Bloodhound Gang
Mar 12, 2026 0 11
S4E34: Fast Five
We've reached the fulcrum of the Fast and Furious series, the film that marks the departure from car-centric films of the 2000s in favour of the gigantic muscle men best friend heists of the 2010s. A real marmite movie, our opinions on whether or not this was 'Awesome' split along entirely predictab
Mar 6, 2026 0 11
S4E33.5: Duel
We've been engaged in a campaign of relentless Truck propaganda on the Kill James Bond podcast, it's true. But as we're always saying on the show, teach the controversy. So today, we're taking an evenhanded look at the other side of the argument in Steven Spielberg's feature film debut, Duel (1971),
Feb 27, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: I Flunked Ramp Class
Andrew, Riley and Devon return from brief hiatus to witness Special Agent Seeley Booth's flawless proposal technique, Intern Fisher's flawless technique for remaining calm and centred at work, and a Ramp technique so flawed that you'd lose your scholarship to Skate U Get your tickets to the Boonta V
Feb 26, 2026 0 11
S4E33: Fast and Furious
Welcome to the soft reboot. Dom Toretto and Brian 'The Carpedo' O'Conner separately go undercover in the same supercar-based cross-border drug smuggling ring. Dom, to avenge his shattered lavender marriage. Brian, for cop reasons due to he's in the FBI in this one for some reason. ----- Check out fr
Feb 20, 2026 0 11
S4E32.5 The Wages of Fear
KJB Reenters the Cerebral French zone, so you know it's a November bonus pick. This week, we check out a 1953 film about european cast-offs risking their lives in a remote south american oil and mining community. ----- Check out friend of the show Mattie's new book Simplicity here, or wherever fine
Feb 13, 2026 0 11
S4E32: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Welcome to: KJB Roundtable. On this stimulating episode, the girls are joined by Praxiscast's Rob and Tran Girlismo's Victoria Scott to discuss 2006's Seminal 'Tokyo Drift'. Considered by many to be the high point of the Fast and Furious franchise, Tokyo Drift is famous for being the only movie in t
Feb 6, 2026 0 11
The Boney Island Whitefish in: Sister Act 3
Andrew, Riley and Devon keep it in the family this week as Bones and Booth come across a cornfield murder victim with three sister-wives. PLUS: Can Cam keep a date with a handsome gynaecologist? Can we manage a gruel-less breakfast update? And finally, were any Bones stars in the Epstein Files? Outr
Feb 5, 2026 0 11
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