April 30, 2026

The Boney Island Whitefish in: Getting Your Goat Sucked Dot Com

A rogue episode of Season 5 has found it's way into our serving of Season 6! A mythbusting television star seems for all the world to have been killed by the goat sucker, El Chupacabra... will anybody be able to convince Bones for even a moment that he truly was? Plus: Ordering for the Table, and Vincent Nigel Murray pushes the limits of sexual harrassment

Outro: Hola Ghost - Chupacabra

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Sophia O. · July 13, 2026

It’s a little extravagant, but I’ve always been partial to a hard-boiled egg chopped up and sprinkled with furikake

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Pablito · June 23, 2026

It is deeply disconcerting to hear someone who has almost my exact northwest American accent fully and unironically committing to British pronunciations of common words (basil, tomato, etc.) p.s. love you

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-Kris- · June 17, 2026

That opening had me in tears

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JJ · May 3, 2026

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Australian Estuary Pirate · May 2, 2026

"You just be sceptical of everything, even skepticism - therefore you should believe without doubting in order to be truly skeptical" is a frustrating flavour of bullshit that never goes away. It comes up around crisis and conspiracies, mostly. Jamian is a combination of Damian and Janiel. Think Janiel, think Damian, and smoosh them together. *waves at audience*

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Brian Danger Hicks · May 2, 2026

Riley not going to be winning any bets against Cool Hand Luke

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Charlie Banwell · May 1, 2026

Cool another episode of a podcast I don’t subscribe to

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Public Universal Foe · April 30, 2026

Hey dev could you pronounce urinal real quick for me one more time

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Public Universal Foe · April 30, 2026

Oh christ its a brit thing you dont say urine like that why is urinal different

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Sword Through Your Window · April 30, 2026

Riley is convergently evolving towards Northernlion’s Chicken Potato Method™️

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Maxi Mailloux · April 30, 2026

Not Devon hitting the forbidden movie title quietly in the background

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · April 30, 2026

Plenty of fish

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Gil the Gilded Dragon · April 30, 2026

Fools a chupacabra can't drain a human. Humans taste weird. Also that's Virginiaish? That's way north out of their range. Chupacabras are at most subtropical! Also the Yeti was deemed to exist by the Catholic Church in 1134

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Ben · April 30, 2026

What a title

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Andrew Dunn · April 30, 2026

The Bones cold open I remember the most is whichever one had a ton of butterflies eating a body, and pretty much every time I see the notification of a new episode of this podcast, I wonder if it's going to be the butterfly cold open episode.

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CAE · April 30, 2026

a second boney island whitefish in less than a week has struck the patreon feed