S4E46: Entrapment

Lesbian Entrapment? call it Enstrapment

did Abi just say ”retinol scan”

I would love them to do 'Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves'! Really underrated movie!

Nova is so right that clint eastwood would’ve been hot in this, The Bridges of Madison County proves old man eastwood was a baddieeee

It's not old Clooney, but Out of Sight with him and JLo for more sexy crime!

more age gap relationships NOW!!

Please please PLEASE do Hudson Hawk and also Smokey and the Bandit (heist and also fuck the police)

screaming

Bringing back an old bit to say Abi I am blonde American don't remember 9/11 and ride a motorcycle

If you haven’t had enough Old Man Connery Sex, highly recommend checking out The Russia House (1990)

Listening to this episode made me believe in love

Leo diCaprio liked this episode. I did too but for different reasons. Also I have just realised that my room I was thinking was a Mission Hub is actually a contraption fabrication zone. So I guess I'm shit out of luck.

"... And I'm Devon." I've never related to Devon more, lol.

Point of clarification: tumblr sexyman vs tumblr daddydom. I think where November uses Tumblr Sexyman here she means Daddydom? A sexyman is usually a skinny evil twink or an object gijinka‘d into a twink, no?

i transitioned to be the old man in the old man sex someday

For more peak age-gap romance heist shenanigans, I suggest Charade. Audrey Hepburn is down BAD for an older Carey Grant, who plays it very cool indeed. Plus Walter Matthau! Great stuff.

I have never heard anyone as discombobulated as Nova. I didn't think the podcast would ever surpass The Mask of Zorro for pure horny energy.

11th hour Phyllis and Aristotle reference at the end of one of the horniest episodes of all time, this is the shit that makes the patreon pounds pay

is it weird to be 22 and fantasize about being 30 so you can fuck people your age but with an age gap

Sometimes I forget y'all are freaks (neutral)(in a sex way).

After going from being the older partner in an age gap relationship to being the younger partner in an even larger age gap relationship, feeling very perceived this episode

As a 21 yr old trans woman locked in her Rapunzel tower of mental health I’d like to take this moment to put on my most innocent face and look all 3 hosts directly in the eyes and say “what’s 9/11?”

Explaining 9/11 made me burst out cackling in the middle of the gym and an old man looked at me, bravo

Age-gaps can be really fun, this episode is sooooo true. I fumbled a lesbian in her forties when I was in my mid-twenties. We dated for two months but because of autism my brain was like "she doesn't like me back, this is just hanging out as friends to her". I ended up moving away and literally a year later I woke up one morning with a jolt like "oh my god!!" realising how I'd fumbled her. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️By then she'd moved on. So, lesson is to shoot your shot! Older women are so gorgeous!

11:07 I’m getting a bit confused and imagining Catherine Zeta-Jones tearing me apart like a Queensland crocodile 😵‍💫

This is a top episode, crew. Good politics, great banter. We’re so back.

This one is a real win for the old straight man KJB listener, we don't get a lot of those

I've got it all backwards. I'm an older lady dating a younger woman, but I had a batcave when I was a kid

This episode should come with a safety warning. I almost laughed half to death more than a few times. Can anyone get me a timestamp of "and I'm Devon!"?

this is one of my favorite episodes in a long time, i've been cry laughing through the whole thing and im not quite halfway through. thank u for inspiring me to rewatch the movie ❤️

Would love for you all to do Rififi in terms of og heist movies.

Imagining Connery Jason bourning her because a lorry thunders through the bedroom and blocks her view for a second Been listening to this pod for like 2 years now and I have to admit I'm not sure what smarm means. I feel like I know what the word means in a dictionary sense but I have no idea how it applies to these movies half the time. If Roger Moore is not wiggling his eyebrows then Idk The reveal at the end makes me realize oh shit he wasn't having sex with her because he was entrapping her and that would make it rape Bond x I Saw the TV Glow be like "you have all the time in the world"

So when will the "I ❤️ old man sex" stickers be available for purchase at the KJB merch store?

Didnt realise Elvis was in Alien

This is a delight. Also, I would like to propose a name for the cursed dynamic Nova described: Century Egg.

"i dont care what that gay actor Michael Douglash shays, i am goning to eat it like it's my lasht meal"

this is what happens when you forget to bring the spray bottle

I was on vacation in Ptown when I started the episode and the only correct way to listen to it was while on a run in a sexy tank, a slutty pair of short shorts, and a nasty pig cap. Make of that what you will

If you want to see a sexy movie, you need North Sea Hijack. It is a MUST

I love y'all too much to let you keep pronouncing "Fine Shyt" as "Fine Shite"

Adding this movie to the yearning list for when my hot old man is travelling. Thank you for your service

November becoming ungovernable is peak podcasting.

I appreciate a podcast that assumes I’m smart enough to understand what “autohybristophilia” means, without explanation.

Seeing maoist Catherine Zeta-Jones: I think I hauve kkkovid.

Once again, seeing an episode being posted forces me to watch a movie for the first time and empathising with November's particular brand of squirming, desperate thirst.

One of my favorite movies. Amazing episode...I was laughing my ass off. 💜

Okay?

If only I had a mission hub and millions of dollars. I've got a closet sized storage area full of bicycles and bicycle parts and a truly shocking amount student loan debt. Also at some point you should do the inexplicable Highlander 2. "You've got to be a damned elf to use this" is Shadowrun, not Cyberpunk.

I am going to be so real with you queens I watched this movie for this episode and I cannot comprehend the idea of having liked this. I get that Catherine Zeta Jones is insaney hot (Oh man re: CZJ Work Wife at my old job there was a woman who looked just like her in this movie and it was like experiencing minor brain damage every time you caught sight of her) but every moment you all spent praising this made me feel insane. It never crossed my mind for a moment that this could possibly be gratifying from her perspective, which is probably the difference here.

There is a saying in Spanish "buey viejo no pisa la mata, y si la pisa no la maltrata" "an old ox does not trample the herb, & if he should it stays unhurt"

The word for woman tired & sexy is "en déshabillé"

I love how unhinged these bonus episodes get Wait... Also: sneaky Tom Cardy reference took me out Also also: Can't wait for the SCUM score for Wrong Trousers. Minimum 4 for omission of both non-white people and women. It's technically a heist movie!

It's a Zorro reunion!

As a 24y/o woman who spent Wednesday getting recreationally beaten by a gorgeous woman who just celebrated her 34th birthday, I must strongly endorse age gap sex, and yes it IS hot that she remembers 9/11.

"Its ok to be the old man in old man sex" im crying

Taking this chance to advocate again for the complete opposite of an heist film, City Slickers - Billy Crystal set out to make cowboy slapstick and ended up with a well-acted character study on masculinity, fatherhood, midlife crises, and Jack Palance also being a highly-attractive highly-old man.

Ohhhh my GOD the Yellowjackets mention made my fucking day.

I AM SO EXCITED

Re: that line about sexy movies no longer being made, I blame the invention of the PG-13 rating. See also that classic article, "Everyone is Sexy and No One is Horny."