S4E43.75: Black Dog

I just have to say that, as an American truck driver, episodes like these give me odd dissociative breaks.

Newark is where certain professionals, from NY, go to unload their "trash" 😉😉 Even people from the most inner of inner city, Manhattan dare not tread, up until maybe mid 00's?

Abi uses Perrier As someone from the deep south, I was excited to hear what the third thing would be, and it turns out it's winn-dixie. Can confirm, that was the grocery store we went to as a kid until I started working at Publix supermarkets. They've gone bankrupt like four times in my life, I think there are still a few locations left. Their lunch got ate by either nicer places or cheaper places. Yes I started listening to this on my commute. I didn't drive crazy style but a huge white pickup truck did run a red light in the turning lane in front of us around that time.

(purely reacting to the ep, haven't seen the movie) 1. I'm guessing by the description these are Fox Body mustangs and yeah, sedan-ass mf's 2. Why you clownin' on Winn Dixie that was my grocery back in New Orleans! I knew my cashier lady by name! (Fuck i forgot it </3) 3. MF'ers be splodin they cars like they failed the bomber challenge in speed 4. Excessive use of the word "load", i can't imagine this isn't at least a LITTLE innuendo XD 5. Semiautomatic tawlets 6. Truck weigh stations: yes they're a thing. Road wear imparted is related to vehicle weight in a way that makes it important (it's not linear) . We made my parents drive through one when we were kids because some actually had a sign that said how much the truck weighed. 7. LOAD 8. Roaming charges to call my sick mum ...etc okay the second old fashioned hit here

This episode works with the last Q&A to establish the only 2 options for your sub if you die - will everything to KJB and run the episodes on loop forever on your computer or cancel sub mid-death montage. No other options.

Would suggest The Wild Bunch as a movie to lead from heists to varmints. Iconic western and I believe spawning vat of the proto Waingro. This guy is the paragon of the Fucked Up Heist Guy archetype.

I love Devon asking “is the the lowest we’ve ever had?” about this film’s Rotten Tomatoes score when they made the team watch Sex and the City 2 for this podcast. Also Abi saying “that seems harsh, I liked parts of this” after completely evicerating The Blues Brothers is kinda funny too. The podcast that lives entirely in separate glass houses.

The colon plug device is called the a-ball https://polarilabs.com/

Meatloaf did not write songs, he just performed them.

Pls don't do bottom prep with your bugout gun

Winn Dixie was a grocery store chain I vaguely remember being a thing as a child. Why’s it called that? No idea, might be best not to ask

This reminded me that the Kurt Russell movie breakdown exists

I am currently on the bus and started sitting crazy style, aka bisexually. (Not really, I am much to anxious that I might be accused of man spreading, lol) Keep one gun in your bottoming bag and one douche in your bugout bag, just in case. If this movie came out post Iron Man (2008) it definitely would've had the Led Zeppelin song over the credits. (Look up the lyrics, they're... much more sexist than you might even expect.)

Heya! Your friendly powerlifting bottom molecular biologist here! The new way to bottom that Devon mentioned is the A-ball by Polari Labs (based out of King's Cross of all places!). The ball is still in development, and is mostly a seaweed-based collagen ball. I've actually been in talks with them about some scientific questions I've got. Mostly around the Valves of Houston (the fuckers that keep the water trapped when douching!), and their testing methodology. At present, it looks like it's mostly intended for you to douche before going out, then pop the ball in to make sure you stay ready, especially for a rough session that would otherwise dislodge things from up the butt and around the corner. For dasani bottle in extremis douching situations (jokes about baptism with spit and blood are left as an exercise for the reader) it's not really going to help. If you're in your own home, I recommend finding your local butch to help you attach a douching hose and valve to your bathroom sink so you have a permanent solution for the home, and for travel, you pay for what you get but you get what you pay for with the Fort Troff travel douche setup. That thing is incredible and has lasted me 7 *very* happy years and counting.

Guys I don't pay my Patron fees for you to be using dasarni for bottom prep

Devon and Abi "Just start driving mad." Me, who likes my job. "N...No!"

When they said they had an FBI ringer in the truck I shouted (In my delivery vehicle) "It's the Black Dog! He's a Lawful Good Boi!"

I am a professional driver (courier, cars not troucks) One night during a very ill-advised long run, I did, in fact, hallucinate. It was a black cat running at impossible speeds in front of my car. A trucker told me of the black dog. It's bad luck because if you're that fatigued while driving, you're effectively driving drunk. Do not recommend

Fun Fact: Earl is played by Randy Travis, a huge (at the time) musician in the country/western genre, so it was meant to be the big meta laugh of the movie that Earl was trying to be a country singer

I have ONE question: why Dasani?

I learned of the existence of the Foxbody Mustang in NFS Heat and immediately gave it the "Mum's Escort" vinyl treatment

This was absolutely the wrong episode to listen to in the middle of a Tesco

A fantasticality unhinged chaotic podcast episode. Abi is right She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is great; Nova and Devon would enjoy it. It even has cute pony nonsense .....

LOVE all the She-Ra jokes!

Conspiracy theories I believe: 1) The piss tape is real. 2) Disney released Frozen to make it harder to find information about Walt Disney's frozen head. 3) There were no recording problems but rather the presence of non-English guests while England was still in the knockout stage led to such extreme levels of It's Coming Home as to render the episode unreleasable.

On the mainline, train mini-season can also get you to Western-land (Great robberies and 3:10's to Yuma, hopefully stopping off for Bullet Train first)

Is Abi talking about the 80s she ra or the modern one

Can’t wait for the take of the taking of pellum 123, 2

I don't know why they needed guns in there, in the late '90s smuggling pre low-flow toilets would've made sense

Winn-Dixie is a chain of supermarkets found primarily in the American Southeast. I used to live near one when I lived in Charleston, South Carolina

Her delivery of the line at 20:54 has slain me, I'm gone

November choosing an intensely uncomfortable option for bottom prep is very on brand 💜

Listening to this while getting ready to go see The Prince

I am looking forward to Varmint season if that is next but I do hope you get to The Town before Heist Season's end. It's got everything. A classic Waingro, great car chases and shootouts, top quality heisting and it was Pete Postlethwaite's second last movie.

My mom told me an apocryphal story about Meatloaf on a radio show and how they kept calling him "Mister Loaf". Like, please, Mister Loaf is my father. Call me Meatloaf

Please do roadhouse

Driving crazy style while typing this, delighted that trucker season will eventually merge and blend with Cowboy season as this will mean we finally get the long prophesied Quick And The Dead Episode, for which your correspondent would be most grateful. In anycase excuse me I’m about to fly off a bridge

Having to forgive the brits for not knowing who Randy Travis is 😭

"Wait, this isn't my bottoming bag, this is just my bug-out bag, full of guns! Oh ye gods, my T4T sex is ruined! But what if... I were to simply use the guns as kink props, and pretend that was my plan all along? Hohohoh, delightfully devilish, November!"

In this house we believe: No loads refused Practical explosions The Dasani brand saline enema

Another beautifully unhinged episode, excellent work Ladies and Devon.

by my count this is the third entry in the “movies with an absolutely lunatic piece of jargon that they will NOT stop using” category. we had: 1. whichever spy movie with checking everyone’s dumps 2. armageddon and those finicky transmissions (feels weird to write the word they use even in this context lmao) and now this. iconic stuff

I listened to this on my commute, and I was tempted to start driving crazy style. Someone in a flatbed truck was apparently also listening, and *did* start diving crazy style and damn near ran me and like a dozen other vehicles off the road, lights flashing and horn blaring.

"Is this the FBI?" "No, this is Patrick."

I can’t believe this is what got me to finally join the Patreon, but seeing this moving as an impressionable youth and Smokey and The Bandit are a big part of the reason I drive a truck professionally today.

>How do 3 grown bottoms in their 30s not have a single douche between them? >They're--- the economy's in shambles!

It would be really funny to start Western Season and have the first movie be Yojimbo.

Listened to this episode while replacing roof tiles in 30 C° weather and it was incomprehensible 10/10

As a truck driver and someone who has watched this movie, I can say it’s more of a documentary just like convoy is, it encapsulates the spirit of old school independent truckers, when you could run with 3 log books and get away with it. And yes dot cops do get to know the frequent drivers. I know several on my route that I normally drive. So asking for a specific cop can get you waves through sometimes. But yes weigh stations are tyranny for truckers. And the movie got the locations of the weigh station right, they do exist on this roads I’ve been on both.

In terms of terrible movies that I love that could be a western or could be samurai what's the difference to be recommended that I'll be mortified if you actually watch, may I suggest Bunraku.

Shit I guess I'm off to Lush

Load. Teehee

Swayze being called "aged' when he's 6 years younger than me....(Grandpa Simpson It Will Happen To You Meme) It's fun listening to this while I've got a huge load ready for some trucker to receive. Update: the trucker looked like Santa Claus and was extremely receptive to my massive load.

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As an old wet class traitor who has been to a pulp gig, old alleynian needle dropping is a familiar mood. I did not sing along, the dissonance would have been a bit much.

I believe the new douching alternative is called A-Ball by Polari Labs. Still in R and D/Kickstarter phase.

If nobody else, let it be known that *I* was pogging every time Abi made an increasingly niche She-Ra reference.

Uh oh its gettin hazy -

Oh we're so back in the zone let's fucking go