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An insane twist of fate on my most unpredictable adventure yet.. [Roll The Dice Part 2]
My most unpredictable adventure yet continues and we resume things about 19 fields east of Lullington in search of some order and progress. What ensues is a remarkable twist of fate, followed by a few cruel ones. But when all is said and done, will my trusty die bring me and my rumbling stomach to t
Oct 27, 2026 0 1
Roll The Dice... An adventure left entirely to chance [TRIAL RUN] [PART 1]
Afternoon beloved Patreons. Here’s something I think you might really like. I've often said that the beauty of adventure is not knowing where you're about to go or what's going to happen along the way. Well, today I let a dice decide everything. Starting in the middle of nowhere, I first roll to see
Oct 14, 2026 0 1
How far did I walk from my house surviving solely from coins I found on the ground? [COINS #4]
As my legs finally begin to give in and this happy go lucky adventure draws to a close, we ask the question; how far did I manage to walk? And how much money did I find lying on the ground in total? **GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE** How far did I walk from my house surviving solely from coins I found on
Sep 26, 2026 0 1
How much money is lying on the floor at Britain's Drive-thrus? [COIN SURVIVAL 3]
My harebrained quest to see how far i can walk from my house whilst surviving solely on money I find on the ground continues, and in this episode we really put my drive-thru theory to the test. We pick things up in my questionable kids shelter / sleep spot after a successful first day, and march exc
Sep 19, 2026 0 1
I discover a baffling haul of foreign coins and sleep in a questionable spot [COIN SURVIVAL #2]
Afternoon Patreons! Welcome to part 2 of my ridiculous quest to see how far i can walk from my house whilst surviving solely on money I find on the ground. We pick things back up at Travis Perkins Tamworth where so far things have gone pretty well, especially on the coin front. In part 2 I aim to ea
Sep 12, 2026 0 1
More crazy stories from my hometown of Aldridge [Part 2: Town Centre]
Evening patreons and sorry this is a week late! The tour of my hometown continues and today we leave the green tranquility of the croft and cricket club and head into the grey, concrete but charming town centre of my beloved hometown, Aldridge. In part 1 I divulged some pretty incriminating stories
Sep 7, 2026 0 1
How far can I walk from my house surviving only from money I find on the ground? [PART 1]
There's nothing quite like a good old fashioned treasure hunt, and as far as modern ones go, this is gonna take some beating. Starting at my house in Lichfield and loosely following the path of an ancient roman road called Watling street, my aim is to see how far I can walk whilst surviving solely o
Sep 6, 2026 0 1
A stroll around my hometown, Aldridge (and the stories that shaped my youth) [PART 1]
In this video I visit my beloved hometown of Aldridge, paint of a rose tinted picture of what it was like to grow up here in the 90s and 00s and most importantly spoil you with countless silly stories from my youth. Some of them are nice stories, some of them are disgusting, others downright shamefu
Aug 3, 2026 0 1
Tudor Castles, Trapped Sheep & Total Exhaustion [Shropshire #2]
Afternoon Patreons! Sorry this is slightly later than planned. Had to go film another adventure last week which delayed editing. $4 video also ready and will be with you tomorrow. **GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE** My quasi-medieval adventure continues and concludes here with what promised to be a gruelin
Aug 1, 2026 0 1
Can I walk across England's most Tolkien-esque county using only footpaths?
Evening patreons. Here's a little something for you to enjoy. (presuming you've regained the capacity for enjoyment after last night's heartbreak) GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE We’re blessed with an incredible network of public footpaths and ancient rights of way here in the UK, and last month I decided
Jul 16, 2026 0 1
Urban exploration in Birmingham: Nuclear bunker shafts, drug den underpasses and spooky catacombs...
Morning Patreons! **GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE** Last week my adventurous heart yearned for a healthy slice of Urban exploration, so I headed into one of the best places in the country for it; Birmingham. Today though, rather than aim for one or two specific spots I decided to venture right through th
Jun 29, 2026 0 1
Manchester no roads mission [PART 3 EARLY RELEASE]
Morning all! Sorry I couldn't release this last night like planned. Took a lot of work this one did and I wanted it to be right. I'm pretty confident it's worth the wait. Just want to thank you all for your support on patreon. It helps me keep doing what i'm doing more than you could know! This is i
Jun 6, 2026 0 1
Manchester no roads mission [PART 2 EARLY RELEASE]
Evening Patreons and thanks once again for your patience! Had to get this banger right... Thinking of making the title + thumbnail completely free of spoilers / hints for the early releases from now on. What do you think? -good subtitles available Welcome back everyone. You are tuning into part 2 of
May 29, 2026 0 1
Attempting to sneak into Britain's biggest theme park [after rescuing a lamb on an epic hike]
Good afternoon patreons! and thanks for your patience while I got the subtitles sorted on this one. Last week I combined my need for a long distance all day hike with my long time plan to sneak into Alton Towers theme park, and I'm very keen to show you the results. The hike itself was stunning a no
May 20, 2026 0 1
We attempted to cross Manchester without walking down a single road or canal [PART 1]
Evening Patreons! Here's some juicy early access for you in the form of my latest no roads mission, and it's a banger of a series. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As explained in the update at the end of the video, I
May 17, 2026 0 1
My relationship with alcohol (A brief history on an Easter mission to Kingsbury)
With my paternity break over and baby daughter #2 nice and healthy I was keen to get out there and film something for you deserving Patreons. So, on Easter Sunday (which was sadly too wet for the Manchester no roads mission that was originally planned!) I decided to gallivant South-Eastward to the W
Apr 8, 2026 0 1
The 3 day solo winter hike that changed my life for the better
EARLY ACCESS TO A YOUTUBE ADVENTURE good subtitles available! Morning patreons! Here's a mammoth vid for you to start your weekend. In the darkest depths of January I set off into the cold, wet, rugged mountains of the Lake district in search of a grueling, character building adventure in which I le
Mar 14, 2026 0 1
Attempting to geo locate one of my earliest memories [The Lost Holidays #1 - North Wales '97]
Happy Friday evening $4 crew! Here's a Geodetective with a twist for you. Does anyone have a hazy childhood memory that they just can't geo locate? Maybe it was a holiday or a day trip somewhere. Maybe your parents know roughly where it was but you have never been able to actually find the exact pla
Feb 27, 2026 0 1
Fan help for a couple of silly GeoWizard compilations...
How's it going Patreons? I'm gonna make a couple of compilations this month to schedule for when the new baby arrives. (Due March 6th!) I'm thinking: - "Every Bear Grylls impression by GeoWizard" and... - "Every time GeoWizard sang a song" I've managed to find a few examples from over the years, but
Feb 3, 2026 0
Attempting to cook Christmas dinner in the woods with Uncle Ed
Evening $4 crew! As promised here is the second adventure in little over a week! hope you enjoy this silly offering. I recommend using subtitles on this one if not only for the first 5 minutes (a hilarious bit of organic comedy at my nan's house) Uncle Ed's always coming up with funny little ideas f
Jan 25, 2026 0 1
Our best Christmas mission yet? [annual mission with Welsh Greg '25]
Evening $4 crew! It's your annual Christmas mission with our good friend Welsh Greg, and this one shaped up to be a belter. It has it all; fresh unexplored countryside, gorgeous sleepy villages, a mission through a stately home, hearty food and ale, and the friendliest, most generous of country folk
Jan 15, 2026 0 1
The next windows background that appears, I travel to
Afternoon all Patreons and a very happy new year! I'm back into work mode now after a very pleasant Christmas break, and here is my first offering. Early access to tomorrow's YouTube adventure vid. $4 Patreons. You haven't had a video for 6 weeks. The Austria editing ended up taking over pre Christm
Jan 10, 2026 0 1
My Austrian "Tenner in my pocket" adventure takes an unexpected turn (and doesn't end well)
Afternoon patreons! It's a day late but still a day early, and a whopper to boot. **SUBTITLES RECOMMENDED AS SOME SPEECH IS IN GERMAN** My Austrian adventure continues and concludes with this hefty final episode, and rest assured that things start to hot up. The interactions increase, as does the fo
Dec 20, 2025 0 1
I stuffed a tenner in my pocket and set off into the Austrian countryside
Evening all patreons! here's some glorious early action for you in the form of this year's TIMP. *****SUBTITLES RECOMMENDED AS SOME SPEECH IS IN GERMAN***** The most relaxing travel series you're ever going to watch (on this channel at least) is back by popular demand, except this time things up a n
Dec 13, 2025 0 1
Joining Luke for his final 13 miles (having ran 2,350 from the northernmost tip of Norway!)
Morning all! Some of you will have seen my Instagram post last week - here's the little accompanying video. A few months ago a young lad from my running club called Luke, who had only taken up running 2 years prior, decided he was going to run 4000km from the northern most tip of Norway all the way
Nov 20, 2025 0 1
A delightful, autumnal stroll east ...with nothing in my pocket
A couple of weeks ago I was trying to decide which out of my long list of $4 Patreon adventure ideas I would film the next day. I toiled with the decision on and off for a few of hours, but in the end I decided to sack them all off and simply follow my heart instead. The result was an idea as old as
Nov 12, 2025 0 1
The best adventure you’ll ever have is right on your doorstep [3 days in Snowdonia]
Evening Patreons! I haven't died. This just took me longer to make than planned, but hopefully it's worth it! (good subtitles available) I'm on a quest to inspire the nation to fall in love with the great outdoors, but it dawned on me recently that I might be failing. After all, not everyone wants t
Nov 1, 2025 0 1
SCOTLAND 2 BONUS FOOTAGE #2 (DAY 2+3)
Good evening all Patreons! Here are the last remnants of what could be the final British straight line mission from me, in the form of all the bonus footage from days 2 & 3 from the Scotland mission with Marcus. Includes all noteworthy / amusing clips that didn't quite make the cut, conversations wi
Oct 2, 2025 0 1
Can I buy a beer in "Beeropolis" using only money found on the floor on the way there?
Is there anything more pure and fun than hunting for treasure? Today, inspired by Beau Miles's latest video, I go on a coin hunt. Last time it was just roundabouts, but this time I take things up a notch. Starting in Lichfield and loosely following the path of an ancient roman road called Ryknild st
Sep 20, 2025 0 1
Panic in the sewers of London [London no roads #3]
Here it is folks. Thanks so much for your patience. I don't think you'll be disappointed. My most ambitious/mental urban adventure to date draws to a reluctant close, but I've saved all the best content till last. My ticket to the southern edge of Greater London is now via the Ravensbourne river, a
Sep 13, 2025 0 1
SCOTLAND #2 BONUS FOOTAGE #1 (PRE MISSION + DAY 1)
Good afternoon Patreons! Sorry it's so late (London editing was mammoth) but here is your first chunk of bonus footage from the Scotland mission with Marcus. Includes some pre mission scenes and all the noteworthy / amusing clips from day 1 that didn't quite make the cut. Important Update: For those
Sep 5, 2025 0 1
Collections are here!
Just letting you know that I've organized pretty much all of my video based content into categories or "Collections". People have complained in the past about how difficult it was to browse these videos, the older ones being especially fiddly to find. Well now you need not worry. They're all nicely
Sep 4, 2025 0 1
Things get silly as I enter the heart of the city [London no roads #2]
Welcome new patreons! Here’s part 2 🤪 This unhinged urban adventure continues with part 2 of 3, and we’re about to enter the beating heart of the city. Things have already been trickier and slower than expected up until this point, but with fence riddled schools, apartment complexes, and constructi
Aug 30, 2025 0 1
I attempted to walk across Greater London without using a single road
It's finally here; The London No Roads Mission, and it's not for the faint hearted. Today I finally get to show you my maddest mission to date. A daring raid on a city of 9 million people, 32 vertical miles and countless tall spiky fences. It's Birmingham times 10, and I honestly didn't know if it w
Aug 23, 2025 0 1
I entered an ultra marathon where you literally race the sea (and it was brutal)
Afternoon $4 Patreons! Last month I decided to take part in a brilliant but brutal long distance event called "Race the tide" in which runners must reach (and cross) two estuaries before the tide comes in. I was keen to prove to myself that I could not only beat the tide but go much quicker than I d
Jul 20, 2025 0 1
Can Marcus complete this life changing mission? [SCOTLAND 2 PART 3]
Morning patreons! this is a few hours early for you cause I'm going to rock out to Sabbath. Deleted scenes will be with you in the coming weeks. **GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE** It's time to find out if Marcus, a geeky chess teacher from Surrey can finally end his disastrous string of straight line miss
Jul 5, 2025 0 1
Can Marcus overcome his fear of heights and keep this life changing mission alive?
THUMBNAIL COMING TOMORROW *GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE* Welcome back everyone to an adventure that sticks two fingers up to skepticism, and laughs in the face of common sense. Can a geeky, bumbling chess teacher who hates getting his feet wet overturn years of failure and apparent delusion by achieving
Jun 28, 2025 0 1
Can I cross Scotland with the "laughing stock" of straight line missions?
Evening all Patreons! Do we have a treat for you? Yep, you read correctly. This year I scrapped my solo mission plans and made the bold decision to team up with Marcus the chess teacher to see if I could help him put a winning end to the never ending tragedy that is his straight line mission saga. W
Jun 21, 2025 0 1
Running north into the countryside (ultra marathon time trial gone wrong)
Afternoon $4 Patreons! hope we're all keeping well. Last week, in preparation for my upcoming Ultra Marathon, I decided to get some miles in the legs and run north from Lichfield via a custom made route made up of lovely countryside trails. 32 miles was the distance and 8 hours was how much time I h
Jun 4, 2025 0 1
Can I cross a mountain range without leaving 420m above sea level?
Morning Patreons! Here's the early release for my latest adventure. Hope you like it. You know those curvy orange lines on the map that indicate altitude and steepness? Well what if I tried to follow one? My map tells me I'm going to be passing over farmland, ravines as I straddle the feet of big We
May 16, 2025 0 1
SEGMENT HUNTER #2 [Attempting to TOP four more obscure leaderboards]
Evening $4 Patreons! Last summer I went on a quest to be crowned king of four obscure, seldom trodden Strava segment leaderboards, and I'd say it was a roaring success. So, we're doing it again, but this time I'm heading south-east into the lovely countryside around Swinfen and Whittington, tackling
Apr 28, 2025 0 1
How straight can I walk with just a map? I cross the Pennines to find out.
This is a 24 hour Early access release for all paying patreons Subtitles available! For my 9th straight line mission, I've gone old school. Instead of a GPS system I'll be following nothing but an Ordnance survey map. I won't even be using a compass (because I forgot it). The task is to cross the sp
Apr 1, 2025 0 1
Abandoned canal exploration with Uncle Ed
Afternoon $4 crew! As promised, today we explore the eerie remnants of one of Britain's oldest industrial canals. The Lichfield Canal was completed in 1797, abandoned in 1954 and subsequently filled in and forgotten. Recently there has been a big movement to restore the canal to it's former glory, a
Mar 13, 2025 0 1
A 28 mile race against time in unexplored* Welsh mountains (with a very naughty start)
Good morning $4 Patreons! Last weekend I decided to brave the cold and go for a run through the mountains, starting near Llangollen in North Wales and ending in the village of Rhydymwyn, mostly following the famous Offa's Dyke footpath. Things didn't get off to a great start when the Pontcysyllte Aq
Feb 6, 2025 0 1
The "Blindfolded and Stranded" review video - all the right and wrong decisions (+ more)
***please don't crank your speakers up at the start. I did a silly joke without thinking of the potential ramifications :P In this video we take a look at all the right and wrong decisions I made during the epic 32 mile adventure I filmed in late 2024. I also discuss a few other interesting bits of
Jan 29, 2025 0 1
Blindfolded and Stranded [Part 2]
Here you are Patreons! Sorry for the lack of thumbnail this evening. Just been out on an adventure and now have to whizz back out to watch a David Bowie tribute act! Poor me ay? Will do the thumbnail tomorrow morning. Good subtitles once again available Welcome to the second and final part of this b
Jan 25, 2025 0 1
Blindfolded and Stranded! Can I find my way home using no map, compass or main roads?
Good evening Patreons! here's a treat for you this fine Saturday eve. Part 1/2 Subtitles available I'm known mostly for two things: My ability to hop hedges and my ability to figure out (virtually) exactly where I am. But what would happen if we combined these two talents? How would I fare if I were
Jan 18, 2025 0 1
Annual Christmas mission with Welsh Greg: "Encircling Aldridge"
Good morning $4 Patreons! Thanks for being patient this last month. Plenty to come now, starting with this offering. Twas the day before Christmas eve and I was joined by the returning Welsh Greg for what has now become our annual Christmas mission. This time however, rather than head east into the
Jan 15, 2025 0 1
TENNER IN MY POCKET CORNWALL [BONUS FOOTAGE]
How's it going everyone? Here is all the bonus footage and deleted scenes from the epic Tenner in my pocket Cornwall adventure. It's a little late, but there's lots of it! I took over 15 hours of footage on this trip which had to be condensed down to less than 2. As a result there are plenty of funn
Dec 13, 2024 0 1
A wander down an old abandoned railway track
The other day while the leaves were still golden brown I decided to explore an old abandoned railway track that used to go from my old hometown of Walsall to my current hometown of Lichfield. I'd explored this place before many many years ago, and quite a bit had changed. Join me as I investigate th
Nov 26, 2024 0 1
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