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July 16, 2026

Can I walk across England's most Tolkien-esque county using only footpaths?

Evening patreons. Here's a little something for you to enjoy.
(presuming you've regained the capacity for enjoyment after last night's heartbreak)

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We’re blessed with an incredible network of public footpaths and ancient rights of way here in the UK, and last month I decided to test them like they’d never been tested before: by attempting to cross an entire county without leaving them. The county I chose was the beautiful and mystical county of Shropshire.

By default, this was always going to be a No Roads Mission, but in reality it would feel much more like a Tenner in My Pocket-style adventure. Partly because I hadn’t brought a tent, but mainly because there were barely any shops, pubs or other places selling food and drink anywhere near my painstakingly plotted route.

Throw in the heat and a whole host of hopelessly overgrown paths, and you’ve got yourself one seriously grueling jaunt. But would it satisfy my main craving: to feel as though I were embarking on a medieval journey?

Can I walk across England's most Tolkien-esque county using only footpaths? (YouTube)

Comments (40)

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Dominic Hern · July 31, 2026

Part 2?

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Hugh Hayward · July 31, 2026

Love you tom , salop 🔵🟠🔵🟠

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Dick Dousché · July 29, 2026

We need part 2

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Sibley Allan · July 29, 2026

This has inspired me and my boyfriend (ft the dog) to book a getaway to Shropshire- how bloody lush is this! Not to be pushy but are we getting part 2 tonight? 👀

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Ryun Rich · July 22, 2026

always love the runescape references

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Lewis · July 20, 2026

when is part 2 out for patreons?

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Pippa Eason · July 19, 2026

Another incredibly wholesome adventure. One of my faves. Thanks Tom!

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Parker · July 19, 2026

Mate, why didn’t you bring a Lifestraw or something similar? Those very small water filtering devices. Dehydration is a killer.

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LordLard · July 19, 2026

Lovely adventure, cheers Tom

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Wes Billingham · July 18, 2026

This is great timing, Tom! I've just started the Offa's Dyke Path yesterday, inspired in no small part by your videos. Funnily enough, I was partially sold on this particular trail because of a review I read mentioning the similarity of some sections to The Shire! Looks like you might be hiking part of the ODP at the end of your adventure, cant wait to see that assuming you make it, given your teaser at the end of the vid. Cheers!

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Andy Garden · July 18, 2026

Love this. My spiritual home county (even though I'm stuck now in Derbyshire) and it's as beautiful as I remember. Just as quick ask whilst I'm here, there seems a lot of bonus stuff on YouTube that no longer gets uploaded to here (Patreon) - having just signed up for Patreon to support you, should I be subscribing to YouTube instead? Other than the main posts, there's not been additional stuff here it seems for a little while...

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Dustin Geddes · August 4, 2026

That's all old stuff that has been available on Patreon for years... you need to go back into the archive here!

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Jude3105 · July 18, 2026

what watch is it? would you recommend it?

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Danny Jones · July 18, 2026

Awesome adventure as per! Is this route public on OS Maps? … before I start trying to figure it out myself 😂

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Samuel James Rainford · July 18, 2026

My absolute favourite kind content that you create. Only mildly disappointed that you didn't actually do it while cosplaying as a hobbit.

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Bob · July 17, 2026

Up there with the classics this one, great little hybrid of formats! And what a lovely supporting cast from start to finish, everyone in this video does their county proud. And to end up sitting in a canteen in the middle of nowhere showing a bunch of pissed farmers your channel - whatever next :D Also here's hoping Pat's alright...

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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitLord · July 17, 2026

Brilliant adventure, mate. I love the endlessly curious way you live your life.

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Carolyn Swiszcz · July 17, 2026

Thank you. Always deeply inspiring in so many ways.

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SEAN CHAMBERLAIN · July 16, 2026

I'd love to see you walk the entire length of the viking way in Lincolnshire and all the landmarks and historic towns it visits along the way. A great mix of countryside and urban exploration together 😊

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Andrew Berridge (BrickDust) · July 16, 2026

Corrrr another brilliant concept for an adventure! And that 'Garden' track has to be one of the most nostalgic tunes from OS Runescape. I started playing again recently just to potter about with classic tunes playing in the background. Superb fit for these videos!

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Zate · July 16, 2026

As soon as I saw you petting a horse surrounded by wildflowers I knew this was going to be another great one. Thank you for enduring the heat to document such beautiful places.

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Harry · July 16, 2026

Tom, you should reach out to my buddy Joseph. He has a channel called Field Study where he basically forages for food, I could see you two coming up with some great content together. You'd really get on, too!

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Isaac · July 16, 2026

If the entire UK was just this, it would be the nicest country in the world!

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Florian · July 16, 2026

What‘s the direct link to the video? On iOS I can no longer open the embedded video. Thanks for the help!

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Dustin Geddes · August 4, 2026

Just tap the YouTube icon in the bottom right corner and it will open it in that app

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Mark Darlington · July 16, 2026

Another great explore again Tom. I was convinced Shrewsbury was a city in Shropshire but nope. Anyway this yam yam say keep adventuring :)

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James crouch · July 16, 2026

The chap in the bar top bloke

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Imraduin · July 16, 2026

At 45:37 that is a mayfly indeed. An Ephemera Danica to be exact. Known as Green Drake in many countries.

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Sam Boden · July 16, 2026

Pat where are you

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Craig Allan · July 16, 2026

I'm going to be disappointed if you're not being pursued by the Nazgul!

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Hayden Lee Lyon · July 16, 2026

YESSSSSSS - as a Salopian, I've been dreaming of this. I cannot wait to recognise literally everything. Also, Shropshire is England's largest landlocked county!

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Auke-Florian Hiemstra · July 16, 2026

Would be cool to search for the most overgrown/lost public path and making it walkable again!

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Jack Mingle · July 16, 2026

Ever thought of doing a Watership Down Journey? This idea reminded me of that trip the Hazel and Fiver took.

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Matt C · July 16, 2026

That's my neck of the words, North Hampshire. The furthest extent of their travels is only 10 miles or so end to end.

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Miguel Maia · July 16, 2026

Portuguese here, I was rooting for England to take it home!! Thank Tom, following the content for years. Recently became a Patreon and devoured all the content already. Cheers for the countless laughs you've already provided me!!

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Imraduin · July 16, 2026

Thank god man, I've been starving

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Ben Davies · July 16, 2026

This is the healing we need after last night, and I think you knew that! 👏🏻

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willdurham · July 16, 2026

I just checked this page earlier today for any new videos, this is immaculate timing, thanks for another great one tom!

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Michael Durkin · July 16, 2026

Thanks tom

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Joshua Minton · July 16, 2026

Shropshire is an incredibly underrated county