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May 20, 2026

Attempting to sneak into Britain's biggest theme park [after rescuing a lamb on an epic hike]

Good afternoon patreons! and thanks for your patience while I got the subtitles sorted on this one.

Last week I combined my need for a long distance all day hike with my long time plan to sneak into Alton Towers theme park, and I'm very keen to show you the results.

The hike itself was stunning a northward weave through some of the most peaceful and charming areas of East Staffordshire on a glorious spring day, and useful too - providing my legs with some much needed miles for ambitious upcoming adventures. Along the way I rescue a distressed lamb, meet some lovely locals and unearth a few nuggets of history.

As the journey neared it's end however, a nervousness came over me. Drayton manor and it's familiar, nostalgic tunnel was one thing, but this was Britain's biggest theme park we were talking about and I really didn't know what to expect. If I wanted to pull off a successful mission and avoid the humiliation of capture for this now dad of 2, all of my stealth and experience would surely have to be implemented...

**GOOD SUBTITLES AVAILABLE**

EXTRA NOTE: This adventure is available on both Patreon ($4 TIER) and YT memberships (ADVENTURER TIER). However each platform has it's own separate video, so all views, likes and comments you see on this video are from Patreon.

Attempting to sneak into Britain's biggest theme park [after rescuing a lamb on an epic hike] (YouTube)

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Jake Porter-Ward · September 25, 2026

to your question about the potential danger of guns, its very unlikely the bird shot will even brake the skin or cause any damage at all when raining down after being shot as it has lost all it power and it is very unlikely you will even get hit anyway as the pellets distribute quite far and get slowed down by trees etc. you always need to be aware when around these areas however it is illegal to shoot ground game in the uk so you dont have to worry to much about being shot at.

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William Burnett · June 8, 2026

Great video as always Tom, great to see my home town of Uttoxeter in a video which is a very rare sight and gutted I didn’t happen to bump into you! Have been waiting for this mission to Alton Towers ever since it was mentioned in the last theme park attempt. Was not disappointed in the slightest!

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Dustin Geddes · May 27, 2026

The sound effect after you read the Trespassers Will Be Shot sign was hilarious!

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Jamie Wilson · May 27, 2026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZFSbZbV-vk this is a good video Tom!

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Jamie Wilson · May 27, 2026

Tom, would love to see you explore some remnant forests in the UK. Im quite interested in conservation in the UK, especially due to the mass amounts of land clearing that has happened. Im fascinated by what the UK environment would have looked like before all that. Wistman's Wood, Borrowdale and The New Forest look interesting. Thanks!!!

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Corey · May 27, 2026

Hi pal I just was wondering how the button phone is going for you I've swapped over to one only for when I'm outside at the moment and I'm really enjoying it

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Danglee Bitz · May 25, 2026

Tom you have balls of steel my friend lol 💙

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Evan Jenkins · May 23, 2026

Wicked video Tom

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Ryun Rich · May 23, 2026

Man, that park really reminded me of playing rollercoaster tycoon as a kid. Loved the vid as always x

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Vivek Nair · May 23, 2026

Banger

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James crouch · May 22, 2026

The lord gave you those signs so you could save his creation the lamb remember Jesus is the lamb of god

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Garrett · May 22, 2026

another banger

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Stuart Duncan · May 22, 2026

What a lovely treat! Thanks Tom.

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SEAN CHAMBERLAIN · May 21, 2026

Cannot wait for that coins video! The last one was class and I've asked for a follow up before 😁 thanks!

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Ryan Morgan · May 21, 2026

Quality video again Tom, never disappoint. Recently signed up to your Patreon because I can’t wait on YouTube lol😂 Just an idea, you should give Suffolk a go at some point, I’ve lived here a while in a remote location after moving from Wales, and the majority of Suffolk is open rural land, plenty of bridleways and public footpaths, and plenty of fields, proper British countryside and full of small villages and history! Cheers🤙🏻

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Jude3105 · May 21, 2026

you should do a coin scavenging mission around a seaside town where there are greater chances of coins etc due to arcades and 2p machines, you could then do it until you could buy an ice cream/beer/whatever you want haha, loving the content big man

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Ben · May 21, 2026

Any more thought given to the idea of missioning a random place found on Geoguessr, think that was an idea a while back, great video

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wortwicht · May 21, 2026

How has it been three years since Birmingham! Jfc, i am getting old

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James · May 21, 2026

Getting shot raining down on you is fine, however if you were in a forest they could have actually be shooting at you (in your direction hopefully not aiming for you :) but even at you 50ish yards away small game shot wont be lethal. I wouldn't try your luck if they're shooting anything bigger though (muncjack, geese etc.)

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Ginko · June 30, 2026

Generally speaking falling shotgun pellets are fine, it may sting a little on skin, BUT it's of course going to be a problem if any falls into your eyes (could even blind you). Basically, don't look up if there's shooting nearby.

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Luke Brown · May 21, 2026

Definitely worth the wait for these two videos this week. Thanks Tom as always, keep up the great work and adventuring!

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aussie dude · May 21, 2026

Good video tom and here’s an idea for your next project. Instead of a straight line mission the line could be a countries border. A country like San Marino would be a hard but do able challenge

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Tom4Jean Adventures · May 21, 2026

Don't disagree with people on the internet, Believe me it's not worth the hassle! Why do I care what people think of me that I have never met!? I loved your video Tom! I'm looking forward to more! Pay no attention to the nonsense in the comments! 😁 PS great name!

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William Baguley · May 20, 2026

love this Tom, great video as always! Nice to see the little lamb got out safely to, was half expecting a farmer to come ask you what you were doing lol.

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Ethan · May 20, 2026

Been waiting for this one!

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Ashnakag · May 20, 2026

Might as well be an episode of Fetch the Vet, got the right name and all

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Shaun Saunders · May 20, 2026

Damn you're spoiling us this week

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GlobeSync · May 20, 2026

Great video! I visited Alton Towers for the first time the day before you did this.

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Jaakko R · May 20, 2026

Peter the Rabbit reference by the way at 3:40!

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GeoWizard · May 20, 2026

Correct!! Benjamin bunny says it I believe.

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Oscar Schad · May 20, 2026

Get in!! I was watching the old Wales missions just to get my Tomfix. But new content is always more exciting.

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Blayce · May 20, 2026

Damn no roads now this. we eating good this week

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Kevin Tabb · May 20, 2026

The "dad of two" quote as you scale the gate really got me.

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GeoWizard · May 20, 2026

Probably gonna have to use that one a lot more I think!

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Connor J · May 20, 2026

Let's go!

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Ryan · May 20, 2026

Oh this is going to be excellent! Thoroughly enjoyed the sneak into Drayton Manor video from a while back

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Matt · May 20, 2026

I've never clicked on something faster! Let's gooo!

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Michael Durkin · May 20, 2026

Thanks tom

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Sam Woodcock · May 20, 2026

That’s tonight sorted!!

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Hannah Bee · May 20, 2026

Was not expecting this ghost drop! Get in !