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June 21, 2025

Can I cross Scotland with the "laughing stock" of straight line missions?

Evening all Patreons! Do we have a treat for you?

Yep, you read correctly. This year I scrapped my solo mission plans and made the bold decision to team up with Marcus the chess teacher to see if I could help him put a winning end to the never ending tragedy that is his straight line mission saga. Was I mad to think that all he needed was a shot of confidence and guidance from someone like myself to get the job done? Or was I just as deluded as he is to think so? What if I buggered it up for both of us? the risks were huge, but the spoils of this victory were too tempting to turn down.

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Can I cross Scotland with the "laughing stock" of straight line missions? (YouTube)

Comments (46)

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Dave White · August 25, 2025

Love your work. Marcus seems like the sort of guy who could walk across an empty field and still manage to march confidently straight into a lamppost. Bless him for trying and well done for getting him to get across this fence.

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Jackson Tupper · July 2, 2025

This was truly hilarious. Loved every second!

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Tino Ritchie · June 28, 2025

Awesome video as always - but more importantly, Pleasant Pudding on vinyl just arrived! Scared to open it - might want to keep it sealed as it’s clearly going to become a collectors edition 🙂

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Mark Nash · June 23, 2025

Wow! The internet's most famous Straight-liner has paired up with GeoWizard!

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Calum Edser · June 23, 2025

I assume the video's title is a reference to Talk Talk's 1991 album Laughing Stock, a late-career generational masterpiece before vanishing into family life

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Alex P · June 23, 2025

An instant classic episode.

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Lewis mcmillan · June 22, 2025

Tom, please upload the full clip of Marcus trying to scale that fence at the end!

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Scott · June 22, 2025

Great episode, missed these straight line missions. Nice to see you've took an apprenticeship under your wing. Loved the rastafarian jacket comment 🤣, looks like this series is going to be comedy gold. 👍

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Morten Dyrkilde · June 22, 2025

this is great, always love a good mission and despite the hiccup with the gps it's still a nice adventure.

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Simon · June 22, 2025

Dear Tom, please see my comment under anna x's comment. Youtube seems to have enabled AI auto-dubbing on your channel. It translates your unique and funny commentary to other languages if you are watching in a non-English speaking country. It's awful and we users can't turn it off. You might be able to disable this in your channel settings! Edit: seems we can turn it off for every individual video on youtube but not here.

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Dustin Geddes · June 22, 2025

So a coach is like a charter bus?

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äśṕëćⱦ · June 22, 2025

Is this not going onto the main channel at all?

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Dustin Geddes · June 22, 2025

Thus is why you pay to be a patron. You get it 24 hours early.

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Jaakko R · June 22, 2025

Tom and Marcus just nonchalantly pacing through an actual minefield at 16:51

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Abigail · June 22, 2025

good face acting around 4m!

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Dustin Geddes · June 22, 2025

Too funny

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James crouch · June 22, 2025

Marcus is right it’s better to try and fail then to never try

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James crouch · June 22, 2025

We need a video of Marcus teaching Tom chess

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nomit4 Hd · June 22, 2025

steve just cant beat verity i guess xD

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Ashnakag · June 22, 2025

Not gonna lie at the beginning of this video I was really sceptical about the whole thing, in all honesty I am still feeling that way a bit. But I also had another thought while watching this: Once you become too creaky and old for BIG missions, it might be a nice idea to start something up to take young lads like Marcus out on smaller adventures, not too dangerous but still challenging. Have them get a taste of it, and deal with the physical and mental challenges of it, but in a good way. Like Marcus said, it helped him with his depression

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Mark Turner · June 22, 2025

Its the team up we always wanted

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anna x · June 22, 2025

Hi, I‘m Anna and I watch from Germany. It is really weird - when I start the video there isn‘t Toms voice but a weird auto KI voice Translation to German. And I can not change it. I tried in Patreon settings etc. Does anyone else has this Problem? Usually thats not happening on Patreon… Thanks!

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Yannick Pulver · June 22, 2025

You can watch it directly on YouTube by clicking the YouTube logo on the video or following this link: https://youtu.be/BSbu2FufX3k Then on there you should be able to switch the audio language to original (click on the settings icon on the video)

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Link Elmore · June 22, 2025

Looking forward to the companion video where Marcus teaches Tom chess.

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alan doyle · June 22, 2025

yes!

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felix · June 22, 2025

Read the title, assumed the "laughing stock" was the mission itself and went in fully expecting a quick trip across Caithness. This was a pleasant surprise

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Stuart Duncan · June 22, 2025

Simply lovely.

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Charlie Psillas · June 21, 2025

Hey tom any merch coming soon or new posters?

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Marc · June 21, 2025

I love this so much

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LordLard · June 21, 2025

Looks like Marcus did really well again despite your efforts ;-)

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Dave · June 21, 2025

His rucksack is giving me palpitations

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Nathaniel · June 21, 2025

Great video as always, Tom! Have you ever considered writing a book someday? I feel that you could write a great modern ode-to-adventure, if you wanted to. Regardless, I appreciate everything you do and thank you for continuing to inspire others to live an adventurous life!

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Tyler · June 21, 2025

Loved that you added tunes to the climb over the fence

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Fiona Mulvey · June 21, 2025

Looks like you have found your prodige/sucessor that you are willing to train up.

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äśṕëćⱦ · June 21, 2025

Straight to the big TV for this

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Infensus · June 21, 2025

Could this be the start of an epic series where you guide Youtubers on outdoor missions?

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GarethA Jones2016 · June 21, 2025

Great stuff good timing was also looking for something to watch. You legend!

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Tyler · June 21, 2025

Let's go! I'm only 5 minutes and I'm soo excited! Love ya

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Andrew Way · June 21, 2025

Not watched yet but this is my dream video 😂😂

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Blade Runner · June 21, 2025

Until this very moment I did not know I was gonna order pizza and a crate of beer and watch Geowizard tonight.

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Lee Beardsley · June 21, 2025

Tom I fkin love you mate, I was just complaining to the Mrs that we don’t have anything to watch with dinner! Cheers fella

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Mike · June 21, 2025

Love these straight line missions, keep it up tom you never fail to entertain :)!

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Simon Skittrell · June 21, 2025

My Saturday evening entertainment has arrived!

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GrischaRomen · June 21, 2025

Yeah.... Can't wait. Thank you. ☺️

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earlparkers · June 21, 2025

OMG, this is incredible!

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oliver Hopwood · June 21, 2025

Let’s go