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August 30, 2025

Things get silly as I enter the heart of the city [London no roads #2]

Welcome new patreons! Here’s part 2 🤪

This unhinged urban adventure continues with part 2 of 3, and we’re about to enter the beating heart of the city. Things have already been trickier and slower than expected up until this point, but with fence riddled schools, apartment complexes, and construction sites standing between me and the Thames, there can be no dilly-dallying. Can I smash my way through it all? Or will a series of unexpected obstacles in Canary Wharf spell the end?

good subtitles available

Proper thumbnail coming tomorrow

Side note: Had a couple of illnesses recently (just stomach bugs, covid etc) so things have been a bit behind schedule (Scotland bonus footage, $4 adventure) but I’m working to get them to you as soon as possible! Cheers everyone!

Things get silly as I enter the heart of the city [London no roads #2] (YouTube)

Comments (42)

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Kieren Jordan · September 13, 2025

Really hoping part three drops tonight, I need some Saturday night telly.

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WRS · September 11, 2025

Part 3 where you at!?!?!?

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Nick Price · September 13, 2025

Was thinking the same..

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Robbie Dart · September 7, 2025

Any ETA for part 3? Killer hangover and itd be the perfect tonic 🙏

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Rob\Viewdata Preservation · September 1, 2025

I lived in SE London, 35 years ago, how time flies. The Greenwich foot tunnel looks a lot nicer now. There was bugger all on the other side of the river, then. I'm constantly amazed how much they've built since..

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Abi · September 1, 2025

Please go bouldering/lead climbing, you said yourself YOU'RE A PRO

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Ruth Valerie · September 8, 2025

Would be great to see a video with Storror teaching Tom Parkour and Toby from Storror bouldering with Tom..

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Jaakko R · August 31, 2025

22:53: "Defo gonna be dark by the end of the day". Yeah I'd imagine Tom :D Great video as always.

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Greg · August 31, 2025

Happy Tom: I'm in a lift! Narrator Tom: except it was completely pointless

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Stephen · August 31, 2025

As soon as you reached Canary Wharf you could have got the Uber Boat across to Greenwich, but that wouldn't have been the same

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Joe · August 31, 2025

Loved seeing you pass through Canary Wharf, Tom. Not a sight I expected to see!

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Viniter · August 31, 2025

I can't wait for part 3! It's shaping up to be one of the maddest adventures yet!

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Alex M · August 30, 2025

Anticipating you passing within two minutes of my house in Catford in the next episode might be the most excited I have been about actually living in Catford... Great series!

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sketcheon · August 30, 2025

Next part looks great. Looking forward to it :)

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LordLard · August 30, 2025

Loved that Tom. Hope you feel brighter soon.

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Ben · August 30, 2025

One of your best videos imo!

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carrie · August 30, 2025

Such a great video (as always) can’t wait for the next one looks exciting!!!

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Adam · August 30, 2025

Discovered you last week and you inspired me to run my first solo trail running adventure marathon today.

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Tom · August 30, 2025

Just put this on and explained to my girlfriend what Tom is up to. “Why doesn’t he just get the tube?” Didn’t have an answer

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Dustin Geddes · August 31, 2025

You'll put on a Straight Line Mission and she'll say "why doesn't he just take that trail?"

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James crouch · August 30, 2025

To quote Tom we are lost in a sewage system

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Craig Simmonds · August 30, 2025

The absolute dedication to the mission is truly admirable! 🫡

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Olivia KL · August 30, 2025

Loving this series! Might be my favorite mission of yours so far. Can’t wait for the final episode!

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Oliver Coupe · August 30, 2025

Legend

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Anthony K · August 30, 2025

Are we seeing basically the first night time urban mission next ep? Cracking stuff ahead

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MrSkullBat · August 30, 2025

Every time i try to watch a video through his patreon it tells me to sign in to youtube to confirm im not a bot but it wont let me sign it. Anyone know a fix?

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Adam · August 30, 2025

Are you using a VPN? If so, try changing VPN server.

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JeroenL · August 30, 2025

I’ve been waiting all week for this

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Mark Darlington · August 30, 2025

Mad as a box of frogs but thoroughly lovely

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AdamC · August 30, 2025

I was at the Vatican the other day and heard the pope say "Does Tom Davies shit in the woods?"

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Leanne Kenny · August 30, 2025

Been looking forward to this all week. Been watching you for years, but now I've got my partner hooked too. That's our Saturday night sorted, bowl of popcorn and this adventure on our projector 📽️. Thanks Tom!

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Dan Dane · August 30, 2025

Too northern to have ever gone on a school trip to the Cutty Sark?

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Craig Simmonds · August 30, 2025

Tom's from the Midlands!

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Nick Alderson · August 30, 2025

As a Londoner myself, I have to admit that I struggle to navigate Canary Wharf, it is quite a bit of a maze.

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Charlie Psillas · August 30, 2025

4 hour car drive and I get this 😃

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Diego Gorgonzola · August 30, 2025

Just told the wife to watch her shitey programs upstairs - tonight is about me, a Chinese and Geowizard being a mad lad!

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Ginko · August 30, 2025

Sounds perfect to me - what shitty programs were on the menu for your wife?

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C64 · August 30, 2025

Gotta respect that dedication to still filming everything in 4:3.

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Ginko · August 30, 2025

I think it's brilliant, somehow the format really helps the videos.

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Naturally JB · August 30, 2025

Get well soon Tom! Take it easy. Adore this series.

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Sven Van De Voorde · August 30, 2025

Can’t wait to watch this vid when my gf gets back home! I also wanted to let you all know that Royal Mail fucked up the delivery of the pre-order of Pleasant Pudding! Love from the Netherlands! ❤️

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Gary McAdam · August 30, 2025

Get well soon keep up the good work