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April 1, 2025

How straight can I walk with just a map? I cross the Pennines to find out.

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For my 9th straight line mission, I've gone old school. Instead of a GPS system I'll be following nothing but an Ordnance survey map. I won't even be using a compass (because I forgot it).
The task is to cross the spine of England; the Pennines, starting from Meltham, Yorkshire in the East and ending 6.5 miles away in Upper Mill, Greater Manchester. On the way I'll traverse farmland, mountains and ravines and a whole load of barren, featureless moorland.
The question is, will I be able to stay anywhere near the line in these places, using only the information on my map?

How straight can I walk with just a map? I cross the Pennines to find out. (YouTube)

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james dollard · April 6, 2025

Hi Tom, (love the videos by the way) just wondering have you considered doing maybe straight lines across the many counties in England? Not English myself so not sure how plausible that would be, would/could they be done in a day? Anyway just my thoughts, might make a good series if possible. 👍

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Gerne Hareth · April 4, 2025

Loved this Tom!

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oaty · April 4, 2025

Really cool challenge! Would be fun to see how well you could do with a compass as well

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Curtis M · April 3, 2025

I can see this man teaching my son geography on a substitute teacher’s “here watch this video” like the “Bill Nye the science guy”, that we had.

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Matt · April 3, 2025

Woah I commented this idea on your blindfolded and stranded review video! Great to see you had a go at it! Giving it a watch tomorrow 👍👍

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Matt · April 10, 2025

Just got around to watching... Top video, love the music, landscapes and the aspect. Keep up the good work Tom and thanks again 👍

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Peter · April 3, 2025

You missed a big chance in editing. I’d have censored the cow’s faces.

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Richard · April 2, 2025

Perfect bitesize video

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CK3 · April 2, 2025

Geowizard: Let's hope I won't be seen by farmers when I'm on their field ... Geowizard 5 seconds later, wearing a neon-yellow waterback, that you can see from miles away :D :D

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Mark Ellison · April 2, 2025

The Cross Keys was my local when I used to live in Uppermill! Still live locally but a bit further out now. It was fun to see places I recognised, especially towards the end. Really enjoyed that one 👍

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Ed Shelton · April 2, 2025

Binoculars would have come in clutch for pinpointing distant targets for aligning yourself with the line in this one. Another great video nonetheless!

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Ash · April 2, 2025

I started walking a year ago, inspired by your straight line missions. I'm 3.5 stone lighter, I've covered 1300 miles, and my mental health is the best it's been since I was a teenager. Get out there and walk guys! And thank you Tom for the inspiration! We live in such a beautiful country.

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Pillpopper · April 2, 2025

Good video Tom , tough I think you should switch to a 4:3 aspect ration instead of the 8:7 ur using on ur GoPro

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Liam T · May 27, 2025

Hi Amit, could I ask how you can tell this was shot in 8:7? As this final export is actually 4:3. But it was filmed in 8:7, how did you know, does it look different? Thanks

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BMK · April 2, 2025

Excellent adventure! Back to the roots of navigation... Awesome that you have such good maps available, so this becomes possible. Would watch more of it, since it brings back the basic skills of observing your surroundings closely.

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Link Elmore · April 2, 2025

You've reinvented the straight line mission! Leaving the compass was a happy accident that really added to the task. Let's see those Fieldhouse boys match you at this new variation. I think older and wiser wins the day. Well done.

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Stuart Duncan · April 2, 2025

Another fantastic mission. Really love the lack of GPS in this one. Watching you navigate with just a map brings me back to 90s secondary school days… exploring without technology. I’d love to see more of these!

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LordLard · April 1, 2025

Fun and differentm thanks Tom

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Marek Metelski · April 1, 2025

Have you ever tried orienteering Tom? It's seems like a perfect sport for you and perhaps some content for the channel :)

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Pillpopper · April 2, 2025

Also turning the sharpness down looks way better on a GoPro imo

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Lanie · April 1, 2025

So did the farmers meet you at the pub?

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Dustin Geddes · April 1, 2025

Welsh Farmer in the clouds had me HOWLING!

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Hannah Samuels · April 2, 2025

And me!

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Morten Dyrkilde · April 1, 2025

oh how I wish to go on such an adventure. sadly Denmark doesn't really have much barren space as it's such a small place. But I can just sit here and imagine I'm joining one of your adventures!

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Oliver Coupe · April 1, 2025

Forgot you have a child now. Straight line dad

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Cole Bernard · April 1, 2025

Another great adventure Tom! Really loved that you didn’t end up using a compas, I think it made it just that more exciting making you work out all the features to orient yourself with the chance of you getting completely lost on top of it.

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Hannah Samuels · April 1, 2025

You looked so happy in that one, Tom. I’ve never seen you grinning as much. It must’ve been a lot of fun for you!

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Anders · April 1, 2025

When doing a 180, lay a long stick on the ground and aim it to a point in the distance, then you know exactly where to go, A trick i learned in the army,

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Jack · April 1, 2025

Your drinks bra is always a welcome sight. Some of your videos have me necking gallons of water out of sympathy.

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Oscar Schad · April 1, 2025

Awesome! Looking forward to this.

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Matt redders · April 1, 2025

Lived in Meltham all my life and it's amazing to see you exploring all the same hills and fields i did when I was younger.

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Fourt Wenty · April 1, 2025

Evening all, what a wonderful notification this was. Can't wait.

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George Theophanous · April 1, 2025

It looks awfully dry and brown for March. Had a dry winter in the UK?

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Dustin Geddes · April 1, 2025

The missions are always filmed well in advance of release...editing takes a while.

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Gabe Huston · April 1, 2025

Awesome! I always thought this would make a great video :)

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Michael Durkin · April 1, 2025

Thanks Tom

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Tim Neuhaus · April 1, 2025

Exactly what I wasn't expecting, but is just right for the soul!

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Miha Ručigaj · April 1, 2025

Hi Tom. I've been watching your channel because I can't sleep but I've been thinking that my favourite is still the No Roads Blackcountry series. I've watched it at least 100 times. Maybe it would be interesting to do a Revisit once to see what has changed. Keep up the god work. Greetings from Slovenia.

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Caleb · April 1, 2025

Yay! Just what I needed :) thanks for the upload