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This week on Kill James Bond, every 1000 years Satan visits earth to take a bride. In the year 1999, he's in the greatest city in the world New York City baby, and it's up to none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger to stop him! ----- TSHIRT ALERT: ADVERSE CONDITIONS MOVIE CLUB PREORDERS NOW OPEN Thats

This week behind the paywall, journalist and friend of the show Sasha Baker drops by to show us Shiva Baby, a movie about a young jewish woman having a series of extremely awkward social interactions. Check out Sasha's recent investigation with the BIJ about a shadowy transphobic parent network here

This week we're joined by friend of the show, co-mayor, and all three hosts of this podcast Mattie Lubchansky (thats an S1E18 joke kids) to discuss the Coen Brothers' movie about a man faced with a lot of questions and seemingly no answers. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. In our home, we talk

This never happened to the other fella. A confluence of factors prevented our brave hosts from discussing A Serious Man, so instead, we have taken it upon ourselves to sit in a circle in a smoke-filled room and desperately try to remember a pretty unmemorable movie that we watched 4 years ago. Somet

With a 1950s star-studded cast, Ray Bradbury and John Huston bring us a Shakespearean take on a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. Content warning: graphic description of the process of whaling ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan

Neatly positioned between Transporter 1 and 2 in our release schedule here is a movie that frequently sees mention in conversations about the 'greatest movies ever made': Andrei Tarkovsky's 1966 biographical historical epic 'Andrei Rublev'. Andrei Rublev, since canonised by the eastern orthodox chur

The year is 1750. The Guarani people in what is now southern brazil are stuck between various factions of Europeans- the Portuguese, who believe they are functionally animals and NEED to be enslaved, the Spanish who broadly agree but have better PR, and the Jesuit missionaries, who believe that they

This week on the Kill James Bond bonus feed, November has been allowed to pick a religious movie and, naturally, has chosen Martin Scorsese's 3-hour long motion picture adaptation of the popular 'trolley problem' thought experiment. Andrew Garfield stars as a Jesuit missionary sneaking into Japan du

It's Abi's bonus pick this week and we're sticking with the religious theme as we discuss the 1997 Keanu Reeves/Al Pacino movie Devil's Advocate. A slick floridian lawyer gets everything he ever wished for when a big New York firm scouts him- but what if that sucked actually? Joining us to talk abou

This week, we're talking about agricultural horror with the wonderful Michael from Worm from Home! The Wicker Man is a 1973 British folk horror starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland, and Christopher Lee. You may be familiar with it from an american remake starring Nick Cage, but we're talking about

This week, you're getting a little treat here. We've been wanting to talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite for some time now, but we've never felt like we could do it alone. We've always been hunting for that perfect guest to survive the KJB Gauntlet where we invite learned academics on and then absolu

John Carpenter's Escape from New York is a classic. But John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. is almost the exact same story remade with all the sliders turned to 11. Snake Plissken is deployed into a post-Big One L.A., an area designated by the new christofascist US Government as the dumping ground for

This week on the Kill James Bond podcast we're honouring our ironclad commitment to international cinema by checking out this film from a small indie country they're calling 'Norway'. Apparently they could afford Stellan Skarsgard, so really good for them. Helping us to unpack this tale of revenge a

In the late 90s, close to half of british state intelligence apparatus and nearly 60% of the GDP was involved in some manner in maintaining a phenomenon known as 'cool Britannia'. The Spice Girls were a girl band formed from open auditions with the aim of creating a group capable of cutting across e

It's Nova's Bonus so you'd better believe we're right back at it again with the Yorgos Lanthimos, we're talking about Alps- a movie about a group of people who start a company where they impersonate bereaved people's deceased relatives to help them through the grieving process. ----- FREE PALESTINE

On this week's Bonus, it's Girls Night as Nova and Abi watch Air Doll, a movie about a blow-up doll that comes to life. I'll tell you this for free: it ain't about 9/11. Joining us is Lily Alexandre, video essayist and fellow Nebula creator, who's videos introduced Abi to this movie! ----- FREE PALE

Yeah yeah I see your tv glowing, I see your people's joking, but it's my turn to pick the movie now and i raise you this. The most spiritually evil, vapid, breathtakingly solipsistic movie I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Sex and the city 2. I hope you're ready Joining us is friend- and all

2:12 AM going back for more cool transgender art This week, we're watching Vera Drew's seminal The People's Joker, a coming-of-age autobiographical movie about a closeted trans woman who moves to the big city (gotham) to try to make it as an SNL cast member (clown). Check out the official website to

Join us, dear listener, as we embark on what will surely not be the only Yorgos Lanthimos movie November makes us watch. A totally normal greek factory worker hides a secret: His three adult children are being raised in a one-house The Village situation. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For the

You know the drill, if we're silly on main we're being sensible on priv. Today's bonus episode concerns the 1971 Donald Sutherland/Jane Fonda thriller Klute. A small-town cop with zero working facial muscles travels to new york city to investigate his friend's disappearance. His only lead? A call gi

Recorded just moments before our Johnny English Live Shows, we pull down the curtain and get a little bit real. Finally, we're breaking our silence on the following questions: Whats the best type of Dog? What's our fancast for a Zardoz remake? How did we feel about I Saw The TV Glow? And finally- Wh

Get your live show tickets Here! ----- This week on the Kill James Bond Bonus feed, November and Abi are alone again, they've each received a powerful electric shock granting them a sort of sex-based telepathy, and they're finally going to get to the bottom of exactly what it is... that women want.

Get your live show tickets at https://Killjamesbond.com/live! This week on the bonus feed, November brings us The Duke of Burgundy, a beautiful, timeless movie about just how fucking exhausting it is to be lifestyle D/S. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking

In this episode of Kill James Bond, we look at 1980's Cruising, A movie about a serial killer stalking the S&M community in the Meatpacking District of New York. Protested during it's production and release, this movie remains.... let's say controversial. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For th

This week, it's the RARE COMBO of Just Abi and Devon! We've just noticed that its Pride, so for this first of three gay ass movies, we're talking about Abi's pick- The Birdcage! Robin Williams and Nathan Lane star as a queer couple who have to pretend to be normal for one night when their son's girl

This week, we once again enter the November Zone as we watch Sebastián Lelio's The Wonder. A movie about an english nurse tasked with observing a young irish girl who has survived without food for four months, but more than that, a movie about the stories we tell ourselves. CONTENT WARNING: Discussi

After watching Beowulf, we decided to take a look at another recent film about the Vikings. A film lauded as an extremely accurate depiction of a 80-IQ ripped guy eating shit constantly in service of righting a wrong that was already righted while he wasn't paying attention. Is it fascist? Maybe. Ma

Beowulf is a 2007 American adult animated fantasy action film produced and directed by Robert Zemeckis, written by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avary, based on the Old English epic poem Beowulf, and featuring the voices of Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, Brendan Gleeson, John Malkovich, C

Okay okay okay, how about a fun one. I know the Card Counter and To The Bone were heavy, and you've all been so good. With the state of the world as it is, maybe we just need to watch a 1997 comedy about two best friends who want to impress their small-town high school. ------ FREE PALESTINE Hey, De

Massive content warnings here for discussion of torture, the iraq war, racism, sexual assault. This week, November and Devon jointly chose for us all to talk about a little movie about Poker and Forgiveness. And the Iraq war. And torture. ------ FREE PALESTINE Give money to people crowdfunding for p

If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one. So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa. Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish. ------ FREE PALESTINE pales

2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for him to do it? Tommy Lee Jones will stop at nothing to prove that the crowd had wea

This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely good kid's movie. Nate, our perfect and beautiful producer, referred to this 90 minutes of five people yelling at once as "great and really really funn

Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying and secure office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people because uuuuuuuuuuuuhhh ?? ? ? Loom?? ? ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donate https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donat

This week, November brings us a movie that means an immense amount to her in another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life is not going in the direction she wishes, and tries to take control of it. ------ FREE PALE

John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz. Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusi

That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'. Join us on this voyag

It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the

It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japanese misogynist makin

This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks of umming and ahhing they instan

This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misfits on the run, or will Taika Waititi's complete inability to not cast his friends somewhat undercut th

Since our main episodes are so rigidly structured this season, our only condition for bonus episodes is that the films aren't struck. Alice has grabbed the opportunity with both hands to make us watch a film about a lonely italian man who refuses to talk to women. ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SA

We're back again and answering YOUR questions! This week: Is it possible for a Spy movie to score a perfect Zero on SCUM? What little things can you do to help you feel like you're making progress in your transition? I'm going to Greggs, do you want anything? And the return of the Muppet Question...

Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man? We recorded this one at the end of four hours of continuous podcasting and we were all insane and variably inebriated. Enjoy! ------ T

As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it ------ THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE! SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a

It's another 2-host episode this week as Devon is away on holiday in Chicago. They've asked me to stress that this is normal holiday leave, not Dome Leave. And so, it's time to settle in with your favourite Girls as they discuss the 2021 prequel to 101 Dalmations, Cruella! This one's also taking the

It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the 1997 movie Cop Land! If you're one of the fans who suggested this, I chose this one because of you specifically. Promise

The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldw

I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice C

It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time. ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website