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S4E18: The Italian Job (1969)
This week on the Kill James Bond Podcast, we're joined by long-time friend, two-time guest, comedian and man with 'too many podcasts', Milo Edwards! We're taking a jog down memory lane today with the daddest of dad movies, the italian job! Michael Caine stars as a thief released from prison in 1960s
Jul 11, 2025 0 11
S4E17.5: Shiva Baby
This week behind the paywall, journalist and friend of the show Sasha Baker drops by to show us Shiva Baby, a movie about a young jewish woman having a series of extremely awkward social interactions. Check out Sasha's recent investigation with the BIJ about a shadowy transphobic parent network here
Jul 4, 2025 0 11
S4E16.5: A Serious Man
This week we're joined by friend of the show, co-mayor, and all three hosts of this podcast Mattie Lubchansky (thats an S1E18 joke kids) to discuss the Coen Brothers' movie about a man faced with a lot of questions and seemingly no answers. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. In our home, we talk
Jun 20, 2025 0 11
S4E11: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
So two weeks ago we attempted to recall the plot of You Only Live Twice from memory, after having last watched the movie in 2021. This week, we all watched the Nick Cage vehicle (get it) Gone in 60 Seconds a matter of days before recording and somehow remembered it even less. Joining us is returning
Apr 4, 2025 0 11
S4E8: Dog Day Afternoon
This week on the free feed, we're getting into not only a titan of Heist cinema, but a titan of early Al Pacino. You can imagine which of us was practically chewing the bars of their cell waiting to get to this one. Dog Day Afternoon is the true-ish story of a pair of men who held up a New York City
Feb 21, 2025 0 11
S4E7.5: Wicker Man
This week, we're talking about agricultural horror with the wonderful Michael from Worm from Home! The Wicker Man is a 1973 British folk horror starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland, and Christopher Lee. You may be familiar with it from an american remake starring Nick Cage, but we're talking about
Feb 14, 2025 0 11
S4E6.5: Parasite
This week, you're getting a little treat here. We've been wanting to talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite for some time now, but we've never felt like we could do it alone. We've always been hunting for that perfect guest to survive the KJB Gauntlet where we invite learned academics on and then absolu
Jan 31, 2025 0 11
S4E5.5: Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from New York is a classic. But John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. is almost the exact same story remade with all the sliders turned to 11. Snake Plissken is deployed into a post-Big One L.A., an area designated by the new christofascist US Government as the dumping ground for
Jan 17, 2025 0 11
S4E3.5: In Order Of Disappearance
This week on the Kill James Bond podcast we're honouring our ironclad commitment to international cinema by checking out this film from a small indie country they're calling 'Norway'. Apparently they could afford Stellan Skarsgard, so really good for them. Helping us to unpack this tale of revenge a
Dec 21, 2024 0 11
S4E3: Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Alright, enough beating around the bush. Lets get into the good stuff. Let's take a look at 2001's smash hit Ocean's Eleven. Starring an ensemble cast of George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle, among others, A group of thieves attempt to rob three Vegas casinos simultaneously during a boxing ma
Dec 13, 2024 0 11
S4E1: Heat
Thats right folks, it's a whole new season, it's a whole new look (Courtesy of John Delucca), it's a whole new us! But in most of the really critical ways it is very much the same us. It's time for the long-awaited "Heist Szn"(sic)- and we open with a little film called Heat. You may have heard of i
Nov 16, 2024 0 11
S3E31.5: Air Doll
On this week's Bonus, it's Girls Night as Nova and Abi watch Air Doll, a movie about a blow-up doll that comes to life. I'll tell you this for free: it ain't about 9/11. Joining us is Lily Alexandre, video essayist and fellow Nebula creator, who's videos introduced Abi to this movie! ----- FREE PALE
Nov 9, 2024 0 1
S3E30.5: Sex and the City 2
Yeah yeah I see your tv glowing, I see your people's joking, but it's my turn to pick the movie now and i raise you this. The most spiritually evil, vapid, breathtakingly solipsistic movie I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Sex and the city 2. I hope you're ready Joining us is friend- and all
Oct 27, 2024 0 11
S3E14.5: Rules of Engagement
2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for him to do it? Tommy Lee Jones will stop at nothing to prove that the crowd had wea
Mar 8, 2024 0 11
S3E13.5: Spy Kids 4
This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely good kid's movie. Nate, our perfect and beautiful producer, referred to this 90 minutes of five people yelling at once as "great and really really funn
Feb 24, 2024 0 11
S3E12: That Man in Istanbul
Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes. But we simply couldn't do it alone. Joining us on this episode is A.J. from The Wor
Feb 1, 2024 0 11
S3E11: Red Dragon (not that one)
This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie. Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new kind of child pornography.
Jan 18, 2024 0 1
S3E8: Agent 3S3: Passport to Hell
This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast! ------ FREE PALESTINE Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones,
Dec 7, 2023 0 11
S3E5.5: Audition
It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japanese misogynist makin
Nov 2, 2023 0 11
S3E3.5: Hunt for the Wilderpeople
This week, further to our Solidarity Position of resolutely pretending America has never made a film, we're checking out a New Zealand production! Will our hearts be warmed by this tale of two misfits on the run, or will Taika Waititi's complete inability to not cast his friends somewhat undercut th
Oct 5, 2023 0 11
S2E28: Rambo 3
It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend? It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea joins us to ask and answer one simple question: Is afghanistan about
Jul 6, 2023 0 11
S2E19.5: Todo sobre mi Madre
This week on KJB, Alice shares with us a film that holds an immense amount of meaning for her; Pedro Almodóvar's 1999 'All About My Mother'. The film follows a woman trying to find meaning for herself after the death of her son, and the episode of KJB is of a distinctly Hedwig style. Joining us is r
Mar 9, 2023 0 11
S2E18.75: The Raid
Abi's away on business (Dome), so it's up to just Alice and Devon to talk about the 2011 Indonesian action film 'The Raid'. A team of cops descend upon a tower block to kill the crime lord on the top floor. All that stands in their way? A million extremely damp guys who all know the martial art Penc
Feb 22, 2023 0 11
S2E17.5: A Few Good Men
This week we're joined by Komodo Dad from War_Takes to discuss the classic 1992 Legal Thriller that features Jack Nicholson yelling 'YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!'. Join us as we explain why Marines are a kind of Samurai, Why sexual harassment was actually a dischargeable offense in 1992, and just what
Feb 2, 2023 0 11
S2E16.5: The Wind and The Lion
Gentlemen, Ladies, whatever else: It's time to finally return to Old Man Connery. This week, we're joined by Dr Arthur Asseraf, Lecturer in the history of France and the Francophone World at the University of Cambridge. Dr Asseraf is a historian of North Africa, France, and the Mediterranean, which
Jan 18, 2023 0 1
S2E11: Jennifer's Body
It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way
Oct 26, 2022 0 11
S2E3.5: Three Days of the Condor
This week, what if there was a man who dressed so fly that the CIA wanted him dead? What if you could defeat the CIA by carjacking a hot enough woman? What if you read enough books that you stumbled upon something important? Three Days of the Condor is a movie that asks and answers all of these ques
Jul 12, 2022 0 11
S2E2.5: OSS 117: Lost in Rio
Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about the french spy parody movie 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel! This is a movie that comes S
Jun 28, 2022 0 11
S2E1.5: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. You can find Shannon at https://
Jun 14, 2022 0 11
Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro
We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky! The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flam
May 18, 2022 0 11
Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3D
So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too? What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful
Jan 12, 2022 0 11
Episode 24: Casino Royale (2006)
What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course! And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and i
Jan 4, 2022 0 11
Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker
It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz. A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what d
Dec 29, 2021 0 11
Episode 22: The Rock
Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfi
Dec 7, 2021 0 11
Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run
I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happen
Nov 30, 2021 0 11
Episode 21: Die Another Day
Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night. Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of
Nov 23, 2021 0 11
Episode 20: The World is Not Enough
007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all. This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from the you
Nov 9, 2021 0 11
Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2
You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast
Oct 5, 2021 0 11
Episode 16.5: The Hunt for Red October
Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end
Sep 21, 2021 0 11
Episode 15: View to a Kill
We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do. We got our wo
Sep 1, 2021 0 11
Episode 14: Never Say Never Again
Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine,
Aug 17, 2021 0 11
Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only
Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You c
Jul 21, 2021 0 11
Episode 11.5- The Name of The Rose
In this episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight
Jul 13, 2021 0 11
Episode 4.5- Everything or Nothing
The gang are joined by Ed Zitron to discuss 007: Everything Or Nothing, a game he knows almost too well. Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron
Apr 7, 2021 0 11

