S4E11: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

1:07:30 I don't fear the thousand women that would break me. (November is being a bad influence on me, I'm not even a lesbian, lol.)

This is where my ADHD ass being so behind on these is fun, because Delroy Lindo has since had one of the best roles in years

As a queer woman with a Subaru Outback named Dana (after the L Word), I think loving your car and talking to her is based and culture.

Devon's scream of agony around minute 20 regarding their total lack of memory confirmed this as one of the all-time great episodes, at least as far as "host is being tortured" is concerned

No mention of guy we love to see Timothy Olyphant as Cop Jr. trying to catch Albany NewYork with the power of racism and misogyny.

I long for the Triple X Episode

hey, so. The Handmaiden would fit the Robbery Szn. and have some interesting things to say re: treating women like objects, homosociality etc.

Everyday I wish for Nic Cage season of KJB

I have heard the black people can't swim stereotype. It has a dark history. Not so much as a stereotype but why generations of black children in America weren't taught to swim up to the 1970s.

Y'all gotta do swordfish soon.

I'm delighted Victoria mentioned 'Josie and the Pussycats', one of my favourites. I'm genuinely a little surprised they haven't covered it as a bonus episode already.

goon in 60 seconds

"He puts on the whole armor of boosting"- underappreciated line

Fuck yeah, Best Of Toney M Compilation Album Vol. II: Crossing the States!

I'm surprised Duncan Idaho didn't make the name list

"fleshy pulsating muscle tubes that nestle around the teeth" - mentally picturing a Mind Flayer

Good episode gang 👍. Looking forward to the Jobs Italian perhaps. Also do the likes of National Treasure, Tomb Raider, and Indiana Joneses belong in heist season or History Mystery season or something? Also also you should probably invite Victoria back for a less racist movie next time.

the other guy who designed Eleanor's family spent like 20 years suing everyone who modified shelby GTs saying they had a trademark on junk mods

the oceans 11 (2001) of car chase movies. this is/was on tv like nearly all the time in the US

Satoshi Tajiri, creator of Gunsmith Cats, also an all time cars guy™

You’ve got to get Victoria back on to talk Death Race 2000

Camshaft

Aw yeah, loved the Gunsmith Cats mention.

idk if this is on your radar, but an episode about the movie amubuLAnce (2022) would be so great. directed by michael bay, jake gylenhaal attempts a bank heist and ends up hijacking an ambulance. atrocious mess of a movie, but it is still fun

Re the woodworking coffin making: boards are boards are boards, joints are joints are joints, you would use the same skills and techniques as cabinetry just with different plans and maybe cut angles. He probably also would have made a mockup out of a cheaper wood before attempting the final project, so he might be skilled, but it’s not as if he’d never done anything like it before

So I was 19 when this came out, the exact target audience, and I'm here to tell you that Angelina Jolie WAS the selling point of this movie. She was HEEEEAVILY marketed.

Gone In Sixty Seconds was a pivotal moment in my understanding that a movie can contain elements I like (Angelina Jolie, car chases, crime) and yet still be bad. A step on my way to having good taste. I enjoyed the episode, I remembered nothing except the song Low Rider.

I'm sorry, Devon is correct, the Boost (or as it is to me forever the Moro) is a perfectly decent bar.

In my continuing campaign to get you to do an episode on Bound (early Wachowski sisters film, incredible EXPLICIT lesbian protagonists, brilliant yet simple heist), I feel should mention that it DOES have multiple (lesbian) handjobs. Since that's what you're looking for now. 😉 It's also just a really good movie!

Lightning McQueen x Nicholas Cage isn't something I ever wanted to picture, but here we are.

I've been meaning to suggest The Ladykillers 2004 as a robbery/ heist film. I find it delightful and full of Guys We Love To See. https://images.app.goo.gl/3PvRg

The guy who directed this also Directed Swordfish (not a car movie) but does also prominently feature an HJ scene!

When the crew mentioned the Stephen Hunter review it sent me down a rabbit hole and was wondering, if you could fine an angle (genre, decade, something else), would anyone else like to hear a future episode related to SCUMing film critics?

You gotta do couple of Patreon episodes on Death Race and Death Race 2000. They're also both racist but I think the original is trying to be Toung and Cheek about it. There is a bit where the announcer says "and back by popular audience demand, NAZIS!!!" Which suggest a level of Saterical Piss Take on these kind of car films.

Listening to this while working with toxic substances in an unventilated college dorm room 👍

I'm just imagining what if you had to watch a movie that takes place at an abbey in Devon during November.

My understanding is that the stereotype of Black people being unable to swim comes from the fact that they were banned from swimming pools and beaches and other places where they'd have an opportunity to learn how. NOT GREAT

I have been bombarded with more place that exists based names than I cared to know about

Wait if he’s weak to steel then he wouldn’t be grass type, so I guess he would be a Sudowoodo?

30:00ish…big fan of December Cornwall’s work, though.

Did we actually make it through this entire episode without a single Jackie Daytona from Tucson Arizonia reference?

Its not a Mach 1 it's a 1973 Mustang

Devon I just want you to know that although every other host mistook November Rain for your co-host, I still got the jojolands reference

I think we found KJB's "John Taliban." The Great Escapades of Melvis Bel & Frep (or Freb?)!

I love Nova’s Justin Roczniak moment when she begins to lose control of the podcast

Robert Duvall was in another Bruckheimer flick; Days of Thunder. He's all about driving the cars slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Delighted to hear the cries of joy for Christopher Eccleston - j'adore.

I don't know why, but the almost-sex scene between Angelina Jolie and Nicolas Cage in this film made me more viscerally uncomfortable than anything I've seen in a movie in a long time. And to clarify, I watched this film today after seeing the episode come out.

Sorry, no Speed Racer until you do Vanishing Point (the 1971 original). With Victoria Scott, of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9ZvhWodEo

Alexis Texas. Phoenix Marie... We're getting to know our hosts rather well 👍

did this mf really say wood type pokemon

Woodfinger? I hardly know her…. I’ll see myself out

Yay Victoria!

"Back when being into men was gay" is an incredible phrase.

The original Gone in 60 Seconds is not a good movie and would be a terrible episode, and everyone should watch it.

1. november said you're moving from heist movies to car movies and i got scared, i need y'all to watch the national treasure movies! i'm dying to know how those watch from a non-american perspective. points in their favor: they have nicholas cage! in the second one they break into buckingham palace! definitely stuff to say about american masculinity and also whiteness! 2. i can't believe none of you called him hannah montana

I look forward to the Tony Macaroni cut of this episode from the KJB Highlights channel.

I now need to see the original Gone In 60 Seconds.

Yoo, Victoria with the Gunsmith Cats shoutout

Mildly disappointed that they never discussed how the score has an angelic voice going "aaaahhhAAAAHH" every time Alexis Texas engages in foreplay with a car. That is stuck in my brain eternally.

Victoria episode 🎉

Are y'all gonna do Argo? It was kind of a heist movie and it seems like the kind of thing that would have many November digressions. I. Sure Abby's inside knowledge of the CIA would also be great

If these guys existed today they'd all be spending thousands of dollars a month on a niche SFM Patreon artist that made anthro cars fuck

Fucken sweet. The best movie ever to feature someone threatening a chair to make a bad guy back off; I can't wait to listen.

Oh, that's a VERY promising tag list.

YES YES YES YES YES

Absolutely not miffed at all that on Da Big Car List, ‘Rachel’ is a previous year model luxury sedan. The exotic and rare muscle cars I get, but why are they stealing some of these? Also, the GT500 is much cooler when it’s blue with white stripes

Patiently waiting for National Treasure to appear on heist season, an actually memorable Bruckheimer film that also has Nicholas Cage.

Yoo i used to watch this movie every week on my second hand iPod

Cool to know that Dev has the same automatic stimulus response ERB autism that I do