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S4E21: The Usual Suspects
Oh yeah, this one's not going to be insanely fraught to talk about ----- TSHIRT ALERT: ADVERSE CONDITIONS MOVIE CLUB PREORDERS NOW OPEN Thats right, the long-awaited Adverse Conditions Movie Club shirt is finally available for preorder on our website. Featuring art from the incredibly talented Mika
Aug 23, 2025 0 11
S4E20.5: End of Days
This week on Kill James Bond, every 1000 years Satan visits earth to take a bride. In the year 1999, he's in the greatest city in the world New York City baby, and it's up to none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger to stop him! ----- TSHIRT ALERT: ADVERSE CONDITIONS MOVIE CLUB PREORDERS NOW OPEN Thats
Aug 16, 2025 0 11
S4E20: Topkapi
A round half a year ago, when our transition from Eurospy to Heist was written in stone, many of our beautiful listeners told us that a perfect film to smooth that boundary would be the 1964 euroheist caper Topkapi. And on this occasion we really need to hand it to you. You were spot on. This has ev
Aug 8, 2025 0 11
S4E18: The Italian Job (1969)
This week on the Kill James Bond Podcast, we're joined by long-time friend, two-time guest, comedian and man with 'too many podcasts', Milo Edwards! We're taking a jog down memory lane today with the daddest of dad movies, the italian job! Michael Caine stars as a thief released from prison in 1960s
Jul 11, 2025 0 11
S4E17.5: Shiva Baby
This week behind the paywall, journalist and friend of the show Sasha Baker drops by to show us Shiva Baby, a movie about a young jewish woman having a series of extremely awkward social interactions. Check out Sasha's recent investigation with the BIJ about a shadowy transphobic parent network here
Jul 4, 2025 0 11
S4E17: The Bank Job
This week on Kill James Bond: A wrong righted. As much as we wanted it to be the case, the Transporter series featured ZERO HEISTS. So today, November and Devon meet in a shady basement to give Jason Statham his Due. Based in broad strokes on a true-ish story, The Bank Job is the story of the 1971 B
Jun 26, 2025 0 11
S4E16.5: A Serious Man
This week we're joined by friend of the show, co-mayor, and all three hosts of this podcast Mattie Lubchansky (thats an S1E18 joke kids) to discuss the Coen Brothers' movie about a man faced with a lot of questions and seemingly no answers. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. In our home, we talk
Jun 20, 2025 0 11
S4E16: Transporter 4
If I had a penny for every time we've reviewed a poorly-thought out 2010s reboot of a 2000s film series that prominently features three women dressed in identical wigs to fool security cameras, I would have two pennies ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a f
Jun 13, 2025 0 11
S4E15.5: On Her Majesty's Secret Service with No Notes
This never happened to the other fella. A confluence of factors prevented our brave hosts from discussing A Serious Man, so instead, we have taken it upon ourselves to sit in a circle in a smoke-filled room and desperately try to remember a pretty unmemorable movie that we watched 4 years ago. Somet
Jun 6, 2025 0 11
S4E15: Transporter 3
The adventures of gay asexual trans man Frank Transporter continue, but this time- get this- the package he has to transport is a young woman who barely speaks english. Will he break his rigidly-defined set of rules to ooh fuck me of course he bloody will its the SAME its theSAME MOVIE ----- Remembe
May 30, 2025 0 11
S4E14.5: Moby Dick (1956)
With a 1950s star-studded cast, Ray Bradbury and John Huston bring us a Shakespearean take on a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. Content warning: graphic description of the process of whaling ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan
May 23, 2025 0 11
S4E13: Transporter 2
You'd better believe they made a second one of these ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahm
May 2, 2025 0 11
S4E12.5: Andrei Rublev
Neatly positioned between Transporter 1 and 2 in our release schedule here is a movie that frequently sees mention in conversations about the 'greatest movies ever made': Andrei Tarkovsky's 1966 biographical historical epic 'Andrei Rublev'. Andrei Rublev, since canonised by the eastern orthodox chur
Apr 25, 2025 0 11
S4E12: The Transporter
Kill James Bond is setting our sights on the Fast and Furious movies, but we need to do a little genre research first. We need to- NEED to- watch Mr 'acquitted on all charges' himself, Luc Besson's English-language French Statham Vehicle, The Transporter! ----- Check out our hundreds of bonus episod
Apr 18, 2025 0 11
S4E11.5: The Mission
The year is 1750. The Guarani people in what is now southern brazil are stuck between various factions of Europeans- the Portuguese, who believe they are functionally animals and NEED to be enslaved, the Spanish who broadly agree but have better PR, and the Jesuit missionaries, who believe that they
Apr 11, 2025 0 21
S4E11: Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
So two weeks ago we attempted to recall the plot of You Only Live Twice from memory, after having last watched the movie in 2021. This week, we all watched the Nick Cage vehicle (get it) Gone in 60 Seconds a matter of days before recording and somehow remembered it even less. Joining us is returning
Apr 4, 2025 0 11
S4E10: You Only Live Twice With No Notes
Thats right, it's a kind of round number of episodes- which means it's time once again to take a crack at our original pitch for Season 2! This week, Join us as we cast our minds back to 1960s Japan and 2021 Britain as we attempt to remember everything that happens in the movie You Only Live Twice w
Mar 20, 2025 0 11
S4E9.5: Silence
This week on the Kill James Bond bonus feed, November has been allowed to pick a religious movie and, naturally, has chosen Martin Scorsese's 3-hour long motion picture adaptation of the popular 'trolley problem' thought experiment. Andrew Garfield stars as a Jesuit missionary sneaking into Japan du
Mar 14, 2025 0 11
S4E9: Inside Man
This week, Clive Owen has planned out the perfect heist. What's his secret? Doing Russian Sleep Experiment shit. Can Denzel Washington figure out what the hell is going on before Willem Dafoe and the NYPD just go in guns blazing? ---- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been workin
Mar 7, 2025 0 11
S4E8.5: Devil's Advocate
It's Abi's bonus pick this week and we're sticking with the religious theme as we discuss the 1997 Keanu Reeves/Al Pacino movie Devil's Advocate. A slick floridian lawyer gets everything he ever wished for when a big New York firm scouts him- but what if that sucked actually? Joining us to talk abou
Feb 28, 2025 0 11
S4E8: Dog Day Afternoon
This week on the free feed, we're getting into not only a titan of Heist cinema, but a titan of early Al Pacino. You can imagine which of us was practically chewing the bars of their cell waiting to get to this one. Dog Day Afternoon is the true-ish story of a pair of men who held up a New York City
Feb 21, 2025 0 11
S4E7.5: Wicker Man
This week, we're talking about agricultural horror with the wonderful Michael from Worm from Home! The Wicker Man is a 1973 British folk horror starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland, and Christopher Lee. You may be familiar with it from an american remake starring Nick Cage, but we're talking about
Feb 14, 2025 0 11
S4E7: Ocean's 8
In the latter half of the 2010s, hollywood invented an idea called 'feminism'. What 'Feminism' consisted of was making new movies from studio-owned IPs, cast of entirely women. One example of this phenomenon is 'Ocean's 8', a movie about Danny Ocean's sister Debbie Ocean doing a girl heist for girl
Feb 8, 2025 0 11
S4E6.5: Parasite
This week, you're getting a little treat here. We've been wanting to talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite for some time now, but we've never felt like we could do it alone. We've always been hunting for that perfect guest to survive the KJB Gauntlet where we invite learned academics on and then absolu
Jan 31, 2025 0 11
S4E6: Ocean's 13
Of this, i can say merely; it was a movie i watched in 2025 ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and hel
Jan 25, 2025 0 11
S4E5.5: Escape from L.A.
John Carpenter's Escape from New York is a classic. But John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. is almost the exact same story remade with all the sliders turned to 11. Snake Plissken is deployed into a post-Big One L.A., an area designated by the new christofascist US Government as the dumping ground for
Jan 17, 2025 0 11
S4E5. Ocean's 12
Welcome to Kill James Bond 2025, and welcome back to the Ocean's series! Boy, we're only one sequel in and it's already getting VERY thin on the ground here. The Gang from 'Ocean's 11' continue to do heist nonsense in Europe. ----- Donation links for the LA Wildfires Climate change will be experienc
Jan 9, 2025 0 11
S4E4.5 Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones
Happy New Year from Kill James Bond! We offered you, on our twitter and bluesky accounts, the chance to vote on a movie for us to cover for this episode. You chose to make us watch the second star wars movie, and let it never be said that the Kill James Bond podcast shies away from adversity. So ton
Dec 31, 2024 0 21
KJB Holiday Special 3: Die Hard with a Vengeance
It's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movie It's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movie. And I gotta say, the first and second wer
Dec 24, 2024 0 11
S4E3.5: In Order Of Disappearance
This week on the Kill James Bond podcast we're honouring our ironclad commitment to international cinema by checking out this film from a small indie country they're calling 'Norway'. Apparently they could afford Stellan Skarsgard, so really good for them. Helping us to unpack this tale of revenge a
Dec 21, 2024 0 11
S4E3: Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Alright, enough beating around the bush. Lets get into the good stuff. Let's take a look at 2001's smash hit Ocean's Eleven. Starring an ensemble cast of George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle, among others, A group of thieves attempt to rob three Vegas casinos simultaneously during a boxing ma
Dec 13, 2024 0 11
S4E2.5: Spice World
In the late 90s, close to half of british state intelligence apparatus and nearly 60% of the GDP was involved in some manner in maintaining a phenomenon known as 'cool Britannia'. The Spice Girls were a girl band formed from open auditions with the aim of creating a group capable of cutting across e
Dec 5, 2024 0 11
S4E2: Ocean's 11 (1960)
This week, we literally cannot help ourselves. No sooner are we free of the 1960s do we dive right back in to talk about the original Ocean's 11! This Rat Pack classic caper stars various white boys sure to make your nan point at the screen and pog out. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For the
Nov 30, 2024 0 11
S4E1.5: Alps
It's Nova's Bonus so you'd better believe we're right back at it again with the Yorgos Lanthimos, we're talking about Alps- a movie about a group of people who start a company where they impersonate bereaved people's deceased relatives to help them through the grieving process. ----- FREE PALESTINE
Nov 24, 2024 0 11