Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3D

(to the tune of two headed boy) Long fingered boy with telescoping bones elongating digits that reach for the door. Can he covertly unlock it and escape? And through the darkness he'll stumble and flee from the scientists' forcible study of his long fingers and all of their myriad strange capabilities. And in the dark he will find his way home and he'll be placing fingers on the knob of his front door and when they're all chasing after him, they've got him in their sight. Now home is no refuge now. Fingers turn to wings for flight. (I've not seen the movie, so I can only assume this is all accurate.)

One fun thing about the movie is that the movie isn't 100% in 3d. Before the 3d version of the movie starts, Flupe would tell you that whenever someone in the movie puts on yheir 3d glasses, tou should do the same. They did the same thing for Shark Boy & Lava Girl Also the guy doing the news reel advertising Game Over in the movie is Stalone in Marx brothers glasses.

THEY FUCKIN DID IT THEY RANG THE DINKSTER

i've been listening to the patreon backlog at work and had to tap out of this one bc the christoph waltz haplogroup digression made me laugh so hard i almost threw up

ngl im kind of confused by the shock at the character being described as "physically disabled" and saying thats a less delicate way to describe him, from what i understand disabled people tend to prefer just being called disabled instead of euphemisms for it bc thats what they are. at least from what i can remember of this movie they handled the disabled character fairly well, apparently the role was specifically created for the actor playing him who is in a wheelchair in real life. the spy kids series has consistently felt very earnest in its attempts at representation and i think its rly nice. and the director sincierely tries (and succeeds imo) to make these movies very much For Kids, like he described the process of making spy kids 1 as trying to make a movie for kids that felt like it was made by kids. which i think is why some of u talked about remembering these movies as being fucking great as a kid but not as much now. a lot of movies that are made specifically to be appealing to kids are soulless garbage and the spy kids movies never feel that way which makes me honestly quite fond of them still. it feels like the writer/director actually respects children, which is not all that common in childrens media

1:01:55 does Abigail think that They Live is antisemitic?

The Spy Kids 3d family assemble scene walked so the Avenger assemble scene could fly.

Demiiiiii

Purely for my own reference: Demi talking about Tom's dad is at 13:25

I am listening to this at work and had to tap out because I'm crying from trying not to laugh. 10/10

Y'all got an intense amount of giggles from me about this movie. I forgot how absurd it really is.

i had my jaw slack the entirety of this episode. i know for a fact i have seen this movie before, but i only remember the glasses letting them see the robots at the end and the cracked pair being given, and the phrase "game over" being said multiple times. listening to the five of you go off about everything was truly a life changing experience, my brain is now completely wiped clean and i am head empty no thoughts right now. the state of euphoria i am in is utterly indescribable, thank you alice, abi, devon, tom, and demi.

Just waiting for the crossover where the "Physically disabled" drop plays at the end of a WTYP casualty list

i have an audio set up for when i DM for my friends in dnd which includes a soundboard for drops You will all be delighted im sure to know that my dear friends who have not listened to the episodes about these accursed films will not know whats happening Ask not for whom the dinkster rings

Demi's impression of Tom's dad had me literally collapsed on the ground in laughter. This is the best money I spend each month.

SPYKIDS 3 HAS THE SAME PLOT AS SAO?????

Completely deranged. I'm in love.

"The Prophecy has been fulfilled" - oh no, Serial Experiments Lain is leaking...

This may have been the best episode yet Truly, the insanity of the hosts and off topic meanderings matched the insanity of the movie itself, like the Power Rangers jumping into the Megazord in equal response to the (literally) growing threat of Rita Repulsa’s abomination of the week

“Rayne… -pregnant pause- who is still on thin ice.” Love you too, Dev!

I know the thumb-people didn’t feature in this one, but nonetheless: https://twitter.com/YassifyBot/status/1465455994797006860

demi's bit about telling people tom's dad loves it when she sucks him off literally had me doubled-over in public from laughing

this episode is just devastatingly funny

Sylmechster Stallone

this episode had me in actual tears from laughing. i have been howling and wheezing like some kind of feral animal. god bless

You keep saying this movie is bad right before talking about the coolest shit

Btw: The slurs by 10 year old experience started with xbox live. Before that it was pretty tame. That and in 2001 online games were limited to chat only due to the connection. Diablo 2 online was a pretty nice experience.

SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER

the game in this movie is fortnite

"like when a dog holds an egg in its mouth" I've barely started and I'm fucking deceased

I dunno if the hosts read this, but the story here made me think of a comparison to the French version of this movie, "La Cité des enfants perdus" (1995), which is much, much better. Would a review of "The City of Lost Children" be within the scope of the bonus episodes for this podcast?

Demi is the most feral, chaotic creature in the universe and she is truly Tom's greatest curse and blessing.

Didn’t expect Jerk Vanderklerk to make an appearance.

KJB: Doing muthafuckin Spy Kids 3D Demi and Tom: Guesting Me: Clapping like a seal

No drop of Clooney doing a Stallone impression?

demiiiii

LESSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOO

this is the only spy kids movie I watched as a kid let's fucking go

i find the patreon subscription indispensible

the gang return to the childrens movie slop for another filling,

Holy shit Spike Id