August 17, 2021

Episode 14: Never Say Never Again

Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards
His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod
and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677

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Comments (13)

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Australian Estuary Pirate · September 26, 2025

Modern Hollywood anti aging potions have messed with my concept of actors' ages. Hugh Jackman was older in Deadpool 3 than Connery was in this movie.

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Bex · December 18, 2024

Googled Kim Basinger + Bond to see how clocky she really was. 1) I see it 2) the movie overview begins as follows: An ✨aging✨ James Bond (Sean Connery) makes an ✨uncharacteristic✨ mistake during a routine training mission..." 😂

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ArtSupportingLesbian · September 6, 2021

The Casino for children?! So a Chuck E Cheese?!

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khaliqtessi · August 24, 2021

So I have a question. Is it fair to say that the less "Bond" a film is, the lower its SCUM score? Is it possible to hit the trifecta of bad-Bond, low-SCUM, but good film?

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Christine Pizan · August 19, 2021

alice wasn't kidding about fatima, phew

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It’s a Lads, Lads, Lads Cast World (British) · August 19, 2021

Abi’s audible *checks notes* moment when bringing up that the footage of the “blue tropical waters of the… English Channel” is just excellent!

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WT · August 19, 2021

gotta suggest The Rock as a potential future bonus episode, if only because Connery's character in the movie has been posited as a future 007/James Bond MI6 guy that was locked up at Alcatraz for, uh, spy shit or whatever.

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elle · August 18, 2021

as a blonde american milf, i really appreciate abigail’s code 🖤

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Molotov Gocktail · August 18, 2021

The picture you chose is doing violence to me personally

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RowanCrimes · August 18, 2021

Everyone’s love of Fatima convinced me that KJB would do a great episode on something like Death Becomes Her

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Tripp · August 17, 2021

That point about Moore's Bond being a relatively lesser evil than the actual context is really interesting, and it makes me think about another Roger Moore movie called North Sea Hijack (ffolkes in the US). I keep thinking it'd be an interesting one for y'all to look at because apparently, according to the Wikipedia page, Moore took the role in order to play against type... as a misogynist. I honestly don't remember whether it's good-bad or bad-bad, though, so caveat podcastor.

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El · August 17, 2021

Saw internet hubbub re a recent bullshit Lawrence Fox tweet about hard and soft men… then I listened to this episode. Twas eery.

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thejackalope231 · August 18, 2021

hauntological even.