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John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz. Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusi

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Gentlemen, Ladies, whatever else: It's time to finally return to Old Man Connery. This week, we're joined by Dr Arthur Asseraf, Lecturer in the history of France and the Francophone World at the University of Cambridge. Dr Asseraf is a historian of North Africa, France, and the Mediterranean, which

In this 100th episode of Kill James Bond, we experiement with the original concept for the show after we had finished No Time To Die... Doing the bond films over again- without rewatching them or checking our notes! So here, enjoy us attempting to recall a movie that we last saw nearly two full year

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock! This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfi

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end

Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine,

In this episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's Gone Entirely Ja

The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'. Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.

The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp". Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie: - Become a Japanese - Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us -

Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball. Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs? Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen? Why would a health spa have a machine

It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time- Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.

It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie. It's the last movie JFK ever saw. But is it any good? Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?

Someone DM'd to request that we upload the free episodes here too so that they're all on the same RSS feed for convenience, so we'll be doing that going forward. Here's our inaugural episode on the 1962 film Dr No.