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S3E22.5 Cruising
In this episode of Kill James Bond, we look at 1980's Cruising, A movie about a serial killer stalking the S&M community in the Meatpacking District of New York. Protested during it's production and release, this movie remains.... let's say controversial. ----- FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. For th
Jul 4, 2024 0 11
S3E4.5: Police Story 2
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks of umming and ahhing they instan
Oct 19, 2023 0 11
S2E27: Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond -----
Jun 22, 2023 0 11
S2E26: Rambo: First Blood
Kill... John.... Brambo... ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen
Jun 8, 2023 0 11
S2E6.5: The Railway Man
GIRLS' NIGHT! With Devon away, Abi and Alice are left to consider a nice peppy sleepover movie, in which Colin Firth gets tortured by the Imperial Japanese Army and is left to rebuild with only the love of a beautiful woman and the redemptive power of Asperger's Syndrome. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Alle
Aug 24, 2022 0 1
Episode 25.83 Mad Mission 3
Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies. Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to fi
Feb 9, 2022 0 11
Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run
I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happen
Nov 30, 2021 0 11
Episode 17: License to Kill
AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely
Sep 28, 2021 0 11
Episode 16: The Living Daylights
It's time for a New Guy. We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh? Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie
Sep 14, 2021 0 11
Episode 15: View to a Kill
We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it. Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie. Let's see how they do. We got our wo
Sep 1, 2021 0 11
Episode 14: Never Say Never Again
Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine,
Aug 17, 2021 0 11
Episode 13: Octopussy
No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other bori
Aug 3, 2021 0 11
Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only
Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You c
Jul 21, 2021 0 11
Episode 6.5: Top Secret!
Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke? A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before. It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the ki
May 4, 2021 0 11