September 14, 2021

Episode 16: The Living Daylights

It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy.

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Comments (17)

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Meekle Togas · June 6, 2024

The idea of a really good cello being priced such that a professional cellist cannot afford it really shows how efficient capitalism is at distributing resources.

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Login · September 22, 2021

just watched the entire dalton tenure and i think what ive taken away most of all is that the dalton bonds escalate to such an insane degree from what they started as; this one starts with russian defection and ends with the mujihadeen, licence to kill starts with felix getting his leg bitten off by a shark, then two hours of revenge pass and hes detonating tanker trucks full of cocaine in a desert and setting a man on fire after having sabotaged at least 3 different legal attempts to bring the cunts in alive and attending a party that i think was supposed to be hosted by the dude whos entire life he just blew a hole in like a trucker in a gas station bathroom

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valathe · September 19, 2021

ofc the bad guys in bond movies would be blackbeard mains smh my head

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Christine Pizan · September 17, 2021

i remember very much enjoying the living daylights as a kid, though coincedentally i have no memory of any part of it occuring outside europe, in my mind it was just a eurothriller

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Christine Pizan · September 17, 2021

dalton was so much better suited to the euro-thriller bourne trilogy mould than he was james bond lol

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Toby · September 16, 2021

Cameron sounds like Tim McInnery in Blackadder the 4th!

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Kill James Bond! · September 16, 2021

Ah fuck I totally said Dimetrodon instead of Dimorphodon in that outro didnt I

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Stef Potter · September 16, 2021

Oh hey. I can also campaign here for a Flash Gordon bonus episode. 😁

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Elder Dog · September 16, 2021

Yes!

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Karis Ritenour · September 16, 2021

I definitely heard Abigail's question at the beginning as "Yo, you ever heard of whales?" And for a hot minute I thought I had somehow missed that there was a marine mammal-based Bond movie. Bond vs. Green Peace maybe?? (Tell me you're not from the UK without telling me you're not from the UK).

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ZombieDwarf · September 20, 2021

It would be OSS 117 vs. Greenpeace, surely?

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The F.A.B. Podcast · September 16, 2021

Never heard a trace of Welsh accent in Dalton as Bond ... until, in fairness, that 'dope' in the drop at 1:06:00.

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Puchin · September 15, 2021

why the fuck didnt you mention chekov's unused parrot

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OvO Hoot · September 15, 2021

Joe Don Baker is the only Bond villain who actually exists. There is absolutely some deluded fascist arms dealer pretending he's Napoleon out there.

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Haus Of Hades · September 14, 2021

Shocked and horrified to know that not only have I seen this movie but I have screenshots of it from two months ago even though I don’t remember any of it

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Radar of the Stars · September 14, 2021

Dalton time poggers

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Drunk Karsa · September 14, 2021

Let’s goooooooooooo, best Bond time!