Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang)

You were never seen again. Hello, welcome to your bi-weekly update from us here at Ogre Poppenang. I'm your swamp tour-guide, Earndil, and this week we are using this barge pole to overturn bodies floating in the water. If you think you see someone you recognize in there, I would vehemently insist t

Hello once again- Falls through the floor Hello once again, everyone, to your bi-weekly (That's every two-weeks) update from the ogres of Ogre Poppenang and Alfabusa Industries LTD. It's me, your duly appointed ogre writer, Earndil, and we have a variety of things to discuss this time around. So let

Falling through the wall. Falling through the floor. Falling through the ceiling. Falling through the bookshelf. Hello everyone, I, Earndil, have arrived again to the alternate Friday wherein we try to give you updates through this website called Patreon. There was some mild consternation last time,

Waking up covered in broken glass, discarded beer cans, empty tins of Bullens Pilsnerkorv, and a thin sheen of expired oatmeal slop Ugh, hello everyone, Earndil again with another update. We missed doing it since the start of the month for a variety of reasons, including literally everyone shipping

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That's a seriously funy dogy right there. Hello everyone, Earndil here again with the bi-weekly update. As you may have noticed, or possibly haven't depending on how Youtube dares to notify people, we released a video yesterday about funy dogy! You may have noticed we've been knocking stuff out with

OOPS WE FORGOT TO UPDATE LAST WEEK(S) BECAUSE WE WERE FOOLISH But now we're back and updating regularly again. HEJ. Earndil here, with the update for this weeeeeeeek! I have updates for everyone this time about stuff, so be prepared to solve the riddle. Of the Griddle. Hunter: The Parenting - Chapte

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Deep Inhale AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The episode's coming out tomorrow, and will be premiering at 7:00PM, Eastern Standard Time on Friday. For t

HEJ. Earndil here with an unscheduled post- I am so fuckingv stressed guys. The entire production chat is stressed. We are stressed like a metal beam holding up an entire concrete building like a comedy meatbone. BUT! Chapter 6 should (hopefully) be releasing on Friday the 31st. There are some final

Video also exists for download in our Archive: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548 And as an MP3 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337 Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK88ERJOZiQ Thank you immensely for your aid in flagellatin

GROW, GROW, THE LIGHTNING TREE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR YOU AND ME GROW, GROW, THE LIGHTNING TREE, NEVER GIVE IN TOO EAS-IL-Y! Hey everyone, Earndil here with our post-audiodrama-release-post today. Apologies for the somewhat shorter video in comparison to our more recent works that have been over a

HEJ, Earndil Garrot here! Once again, we're late with this update!!! God save us god I hope you liked the Garg Goblingriller video at least... comedy and major writing will be MINOR this update because we are very focused on trying to get out a LOT OF STUFF in a sMALL time SPAN- HUNTER THE PARENTING

HEJ. Earndil here, we're about a week overdue on this, and that's primarily because it's been a WHIRLWIND of activity since we released Chapter 5.4! We've got progress being made on Chapter 6, Chapter 5.5, a new audiolog in the form of Chapter 6.1, and a bunch of other THINGS we have to stare at wit

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HEJ. Earndil here, with another weekly update! This one's probably going to be on the short side as we are hurtling towards the next Audio log release, after much last minute editing, and grappling with Vegas like a Greco-Roman wrestler. How soon? I'm not gonna say, because Garrot would immediately

Hey, Garrot, Lead Illustrator here. I have commandeered the patreon-posting-machine with some COOL behind-the-scenes material to show you as recompense for the Second Inquisition audio log not being out yet. We are nearing the end of our quality control pass, but as with all of the things we do, it'

HEJ. Making this by hand for once, since Alfa finally left the keys out for me to get in. He needs to dust in here, it's a MESS. It's me, Earndil, now actually writing to you directly instead of submitting a writeup for Alfa to put his grimy little swedish paws all over, tracking Kalles Kaviar and F

The fourth Chapter of our highly immersive Mage: The Ascension Chronicle. Our weary Magi enter their new abode, only to discover more of what it means to live in a world without conventional limits on the odd. Video also exists for download in our Archive: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548 And

Unit generation in progress. Unit completed. "Whaddya want?" "Uh huh?" "Alright". Construction underway. Construction completed. New units available. Unit generation in progress. We interrupt this RTS classic that I'd wager none of you will get, to bring you an update from us here at Ogre Poppenang,

Video also exists for download in our Archive: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548 And as an MP3 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337 Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel: https://youtu.be/NcuV2WW2fOs Thank you immensely for your aid in boiling forth this horrend

Hey all, it's Earndil taking the reins of this Bwupdate because Alfabusa had TOO MUCH OF HIS BLOOD TAKEN AT HOBBYSHOPEN and THAT IS WHY HE IS NOT HERE. He had a wonderful time, he got to get some good walkies in, and had a fun experience interacting with other Humans at the store, thank you for not

Hello evil crew, werlcome back to another True Crime Horror Story A man in Gävle (Swede) was KILLED by an alleged woods ogre. The police are not looking into the case. Please subscribe to the Patreon! … So, Update? Hunter The Parenting Chapter 6 Chapter 6 has made the most progress its ever done so

Short notice and only relevant to a vast minority of you, BUT... My local hoppyshop, HobbyShopen, is celebrating their 30th anniversary. On March 30th, 31st as well as April 1st, 2nd and 4th, I (Alfabusa) will be in the shop joining the celebrations, hanging out, stocking H:TP Plushes and playing Yu

Straight from Warhams, Norfolk... It's the SECRET HUNTERS SHOW!!! That's right, Marckus and Kitten are back (in a manner of speaking), to do more gamer podcasting in the year 2006. But, there's a catch... This time, they've decided to begin their hunt for a REAL HAUNTED VIDEO GAME. Can they do this

You really, REALLY came through for us. I want to start this update laying on the ground prostrating before you in eternal gratitude. Last Update, we talked at length about the dire dollar situation and how it was affecting us. Our support in terms of earnings had been stable and unmoving since the

This is Alfabusa, here for an incredibly boring but necessary economic briefing! Woooooo So! Our frightful little studio-thing is being hit hard by the dollar value sinking like a rock. And I mean this in no uncertain terms. For context: Our studio is based in Sweden with seven employees and a myria

We finally de-iced the Patreon. So we can get into it. Who knew that 14 feet of frost coating would take so long to get through? Hey everyone, Earndil here with yet more agitating news. Hopefully not THAT agitating for us, or you all. December and January both are really quite terrible months, as pe

Video also exists for download in our Archive: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548 And as an MP3 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337 Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EOLqhh2DU&feature=youtu.be Sorry for the late release of

Bappy Bolidays for those celebrating, AND NOT. We merely wish you a cool time on this day, at this hour, in this week, in this second, upon this month, within this micro-moment, in this the World of Darkness what we surround ourselves in. As the ogres enter into their holiday-spanning coma, we’d lik

Earndil here, with FRUSTRATING HOLIDAY NEWS. Well folks as is our usual luck, in the lead-up to the next release THAT WAS TO BE TODAY, Alfa's computer (which is made of ape spit and balsa wood) had some sort of critical error! It would not start and was being repaired for a week! Pain and suffering!

The Burgers they are Cooking. Who's cooking them? Me, Earndil. I am not taking requests for toppings, please watch the Skyline Chili training video. What's going on this week with our roundup for activity? Well I'm glad you may or may not have asked! Much progress has been made on the O'Tolleys Audi

Who's here for a patreon update, raise your hands? Who's here to hear the chronicle of Lambert Fischer, inventor of the Pencilogramme? Alright glad we sorted that out. HAPPY HALL OF WEEN ALL, Earndil here (and Alfabusa adding a detail or two) with another bupdate for you, in addition to a generalize

Video also exists for download in our Archive: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137858548 And as an MP3 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/137852337 Video also, of course, available here on our YouTube Channel: https://youtu.be/NcuV2WW2fOs Thank you immensely for your aid in boiling forth this horrend

So! We thought Chapter 5.2 would be done by now. Obviously it isn't! Things pushing us back is primarily that we aren't quite done with quality control just yet, there's still a little bit left, and Mackeerre needs a bit more time to score a few more scenes. These are not things that will take an im

Hello. It's time for your Ogre Poppenang Production Preport! Starring me, Bobbin Threadbare! Actually no, strike that, I didn't like Loom. It's me, Earndil, reporting once again on the goings-on of the dreaded ogre pits. To start off, we have created and are building an archive of all our videos her

This post will contain all our videos available to freely download as mp4s to wherever you might want to store it. We'll be updating this post going forward, adding more stuff to the archive. H:TP MP3s: https://www.patreon.com/posts/hunter-parenting-137852337 NWG MP3s: https://www.patreon.com/posts/

To all of you who like to download MP3s for listening to offline, or just keeping on a sequestered floppy disk for all eternity-- this is for you! Attached to this post are all H:TP Audiologs that have been released. It will be updated continuously as we release more audio-based stories! Patreon con

To all of you who like to download MP3s for listening to offline, or just keeping on a sequestered floppy disk for all eternity-- this is for you! Attached to this post are all Norfolk Wizard Game Chapters that have been released. It will be updated continuously as we release more Chapters! Patreon

AY Alfabusa is I. We're in the midst of some intense audiowork at the moment. I don't want to spend too much of today's work hours on writing here when I could be continuing on audio! But, I figured, why not show you part of what we've composed so far? A pretty significant part of it, too. Yet, this

AY It is Alfabusa, doing one of these that they them Updates again. I want to first remark that work has been slightly slower due to this being prime vacation period in our little company... But, that does in no way mean things haven't progressed. In significant ways, even! So, let us look at each i

Well well well, it's me again, Well. I mean Earndil. I've got the honor of resuming the updates now that things have equalized over here once more! i came back from Sweden and the UK, and times were indeed had, Alfa was sick with child disease and all he could afford to feed me with was Billy's Pizz

Hello, this is Alfabusa! Again!! I return to postage of Update. Let us get on with it before the curse besets me once again. Hunter: The Parenting Script-Writing Issues?? Last two Updates have covered our most significant bottleneck as of currently; script-writing. Once again, we're far better off t

H Me. Alfabusa. I place myself on the sacrificial altar again once again. Other common Post Updatist, Earndil, is still on vacation. In fact, he and his partner Sophie was at my house a few days ago!! This despite me decaying at a rapid rate due to an evil preschool virus. He and his partner escaped

GREETINGS. This is Alfabusa! Long time since posted a post last. But, Earndil is on vacation, so I again grab hold of this terrible power, to the tribulation of many. Allow me to tell you of our daily horrors… Hunter: The Parenting Script-Writing issues Something I want to address first is our curre