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December 24, 2025

VEHEMENTLY BLASTS YOU WITH THE YULETIDE BEAM

Bappy Bolidays for those celebrating, AND NOT.

We merely wish you a cool time on this day, at this hour, in this week, in this second, upon this month, within this micro-moment, in this the World of Darkness what we surround ourselves in.

As the ogres enter into their holiday-spanning coma, we’d like to thank you for this year’s worth of immense support.

Massive and 100% grade-A genuine THANK YOUS for the time you’ve spent with us, and here’s to hoping we’ll see you around our morbid pit of amusement next year as well.

By 2026, for our part, expect a neatly realised slaughter!

Again;

Thank you, thank you and THANK YOU!!!

Have a good one!

Comments (57)

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Riley Gardner · January 6, 2026

The goat has fallen

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KC · December 27, 2025

"And remember: we live in your walls!"

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PUEALL Moleman · December 26, 2025

May you grow ever corpulent and eldritch.

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PoProstuYanek · December 25, 2025

Bepis Bolydaele.

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Degeneracy Incarnate · December 25, 2025

Bappy Bolidays to yoo as weel.

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Kyle E Johnson · December 25, 2025

Bappy bolidays back to you

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CrimsonQuill086 · December 25, 2025

Nollaig áthas sona duí! (Happy Christmas to all of you!) And thanks for all the wonderful, entertaining and amazing projects-they have been incredible.

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Kyle E Johnson · December 26, 2025

What language is this?

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Lindsay · December 25, 2025

Happy holidays, whatever you're celebrating!! <3 To the team, and to anyone else who reads this, here's to another year! Whether you've had a good one, or not, let's hope our next year's a better one! *obligatory warcry*

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Matthew C Snow · December 25, 2025

Merry Christmas and don’t burn the goat

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Frisco Corvinus · December 25, 2025

Cherry Mistmas to you all.

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Banammock · December 25, 2025

*waves a torch near Yule Goat*

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Kyle E Johnson · December 25, 2025

This guy holidays

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Carmilla · December 25, 2025

My tummy hurts:[

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Jack Ponder · December 25, 2025

May the gravy wraith be slated with so much consumption and heavy cream use, dragging none to the dark places it came from in anger.

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CuVaria · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas everybody. May the your days be peaceful, with lots of food and presents.

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Ravnholt · December 24, 2025

merry chrisis

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Rustkarl · December 24, 2025

Happy times Ogres, we will not burn the Yule Goat.

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Stultus · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas all :)

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Rick Jenkins · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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Sir Borblo Blisterstaff · December 24, 2025

Marry kringle

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benjamin casati · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas ogres ❤️

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FedupN · December 24, 2025

Io Saturnalia and thanks for all the awesome!

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Kaylin Ashe · December 24, 2025

Y’all’ve been cooking with HtP and I’m so psyched to see what comes next!!

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Mister Joshua · December 24, 2025

A splendid Saturnalia to all ogres, near and far. May your horses be freshly conditioned and your goats unburned.

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Q_Tura · December 24, 2025

Can't wait to eat the Yule Goat this year😋

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morthasa · December 24, 2025

Best wishes for happy festivities to all the Ogre crew and your loved ones

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NCO_Aeyen · December 24, 2025

I hope all of you at Ogre Poppenang have a very Merry Christmas!! 😁

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Mr. CND · December 24, 2025

Yes happy holidays indeed

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Cristian · December 24, 2025

Feliz navidad senor's

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EarliestBread · December 24, 2025

Merry birstmas Ogre Poppenang team. I would've given you some homemade sourdough, but the wereduck living in my shed keeps taking it from me. So sadly no bread for u this year:(

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cartrider · December 24, 2025

A happy bunch a holiday cheer to both the team, and to everyone else on this here site, a toast to you all!

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Matagros · December 24, 2025

Thank you! It's hot as hell here, hope the north hemisphere is faring better!

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Bunny Waffles · December 24, 2025

Merry Tidings to all! May the Yule Goat stand ever unburnt and bless all who abide on this plane of existence!

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JungleJimbo · December 24, 2025

Happy Chris!

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Yadyu · December 24, 2025

MERRY CHRIST MASS AND MAY TOGO FIND YOU IN YOUR TIMES OF WOE

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Starnetz · December 24, 2025

Happy Holidays! Thank you all for the laughs and the wonderful times you've given us this year <3

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LordKiro711 · December 24, 2025

Many Blesseds this holiday season thanks ogors.

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Subparconscript · December 24, 2025

Merry Crisis

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Oskar Skjerven Larsen · December 24, 2025

GOD JUL!!!!!

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Oliver McKowen · December 24, 2025

Merry Crimbo and Happy New Beer!

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Risax the Imp · December 24, 2025

Happy Whatever-The-Hell-They-Celebrate-In-The-World-Of-Darkness and rest well, Ogres. See you all again in 2026, I hope.

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Artolian · December 24, 2025

Good Jul to all ogres and poppenang!

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Lennart · December 24, 2025

tHe gOaT sHaLl bUrN 🔥

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JungleJimbo · December 24, 2025

DO NOT BURN THE GOAT!!1!

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Jessica · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas!

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Cartoonjunkies · December 24, 2025

Happy Chrysler

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Hal Embers · December 24, 2025

Happy Holidays to all of you at Ogre P.

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MuffinTea · December 24, 2025

Tastes like yule...

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HandsyUncleTickles · December 24, 2025

Merry Ogremas Poppenang

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Dizzy Li Wizzy · December 24, 2025

Exuberant festive INCANDESCENCE burned into your retinas too, happy holidays gang

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shanniest of muffins · December 24, 2025

HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRYSLER EVERYONE AND THANK YOU OGRE POPPENANG FOR ENRICHING MY BRAIN WITH RADIOACTIVE JOLLY PARTICLES! THE HORRENDOUS HOLIDAY GROWTH IN MY SKULL SWELLS WITH EXCITEMENT AT YOUR FUTURE RELEASES!

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shanniest of muffins · December 24, 2025

*this hype comment was sponsored by PENTEX LLC and any perjury or criticism will be met with 10,000 years of retail store music on repeat

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You Know Who · December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas!!!! Though I suspect D would claim Christmas is some fascist conspiracy.

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Harpy Girl Collecting Men's Eyeballs · December 24, 2025

Now this, is awesome,

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Rodimse 75 · December 24, 2025

Marry Christmas 🎄

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Gilver · December 24, 2025

Happy Holidays Ogre Poppenang