Update 12/12 - WE HATE COMPUTERS!!!!! KICK A COMPUTER TODAY
Earndil here, with FRUSTRATING HOLIDAY NEWS.
Well folks as is our usual luck, in the lead-up to the next release THAT WAS TO BE TODAY, Alfa's computer (which is made of ape spit and balsa wood) had some sort of critical error! It would not start and was being repaired for a week! Pain and suffering!!!
He has managed to get it in functioning order again, but we have been delayed (again).
HOWEVER.
We will be able to get this out this month, though it will be probably a week off of our original mark.
Rest assured though, we are simply at the Quality Control stage for this project, and it is hurtling rapidly towards completion.
SINCE there is little else to discuss, I will talk on other projects as we knuckle down to complete Burger Audiolog.
First off, Norfolk Wizard Game-
NORFOLK WIZARD GAME session recordings are returning after a long hiatus, due to Speaker consuming the radioactive remains of Abner Skuddhauser (The first American to successfuly make Uranium Mayonnaise).
We should be resuming recordings of that in January, but that will be adding to backlog since we have plenty of episodes recorded.
Once Speaker has purged the radiation from his body expect more Mageful scenarios and pain!
RADS TO RICHES is still in pre-production owing to lack of hands on it, and my own general busy existence doing a lot of other work besides it.
For all four or five interested parties in the actualplay, however, I will report we have recorded 9 sessions, plus Prologues for each Player Character.
When we can organize effort on it, we should have something, STAY TUBED.
THUNDERPSYKER is still british.
AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS... THERE MAY BE... SHIRT AND SOCKS YOU CAN BUY SOON.
there's only going to be one shirt, you will all have to fight over it to the death
HOW SOON?
... I don't know, that's tied to the next Audiolog's release.
Please sample the Garg-O's Christmas Pudding, we bought it for you:
THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES IT'S DECEMBER, WHICH MEANS THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!
ANOTHER PORTION ARE CELEBRATING HANUKKAH!
OTHERS WILL CELEBRATE KWANZAA!
AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS CELEBRATING YULE!
AND WE FUCKING MISSED BODHI DAY, SORRY.
But the Holidays are here, and we here at Ogre Poppenang wish all of you, fans, supporters, believers, haters, and contractually-obligated headhunters a fantastic Holiday Season.
This will likely be the last post of the year as everyone around the company settles in to the December Doldrums, with friends, family, and the persisting smell of warming hearthfire.
Or Hearthfire Scented Candles to cover up the other smell you'd rather not think about.
We know the one.
Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Earndil
THE YULE GOAT WILL NOT BURN THIS YEAR.
Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments (59)
There's no better time than now for Alfa to switch from using an Evil Window computer to the funny penguin OS, so his projects are not beholden to the whims of the dark gods of technology.
That's my bad, learning technomancy is a hassle and I think I hit a stray into Sweden
The Yule Goat fell over instead, which I find an acceptable compromise
I hope psyker gets better 😞😞
Are y’all gonna do more Turnip26 Battle Reports?
Pls update I am begging thee for an ETA if it's as close to finished as the post suggests
If you didn't get the notification, it's out
IS IT ALMOST TIME??? TOMORROW??? TOMORROW IS TIEM?!?! INFORM, PLEASE MY NAILS YEARN TO BE CLIPPED WHILE BEHOLDENT TO I N F E R N O B O R G E R
He's still British? Really?!
DO NOT BURN THE YULE GOOOAT
All I want for christmas is wizard game.
BURN. THAT. G O A T.
I'm sure it's not that easy, but you really do need more people if you want to have as many projects as you do. It seems really taxing to do that much with the current amount, and means you keep having to hop inelegantly from project to project putting things out in fits and starts.
That's up to us to fund it. I hope they do another *state of the channel* on YouTube. A lot of people genuinely just don't think to contribute unless they're told. We all assume any particular thing is fine or out of our control, unless we're called to action. This whole series is only possible because those state of the channel videos got people, me included, to start contributing to the patreon
Happy Chrimahnuzaadhiule!!! And greatest of condolences to the families of the people who try to get my shirt. There will be a gift basket, but just the one so they _will_ have to fight over it.
DONOTBURNTHEYULEGOOOOOAAAAAAT
Say, you COULD do a donation thing to have patrons pitch in for a new computer. Tis the season of giving, so I’d be happy to pitch in a little extra this month toward a new computer for Alfa
Or sell broken computer plushies
The goat shall 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓...
*FERAL AUTISMIC SCREAMING*HAHAHAJTJRJSNSNDBBRJRBEUWH *RABID DOG NOISES* GRRRRRRR RUFFF GGGGGGG BARK BARK BARK *BLENDER NOISE* VVBBVBBBREEREEERRRRRRRRRRR
All the damn Uranium Mayonnaise enjoyers are so disgusting. Do they not know that Thorium is way healthier?
Nobody actually celebrates Kwanzaa
Some do but they're all weirdos
Burn the GOAT! bUrN tHE GOAT!
Happy holidays!!! Peace and love on Earth!!! I will vaporize all of you with my powerful mind-beam if you try to claim that shirt before me!!! DO NOT TRY ME I AM FULLY CHARGED AND SUFFICIENTLY UNHINGED May Alfa's computer be alchemically converted from balsa spit to pure gold <3
I WILL HAVE THAT SHIRT, FOOL I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE, CUR I DEMAND SATISFACTION A DUEL AT HIGH NOON, WE BATTLE FOR THE RIGHT TO WEAR T H E S H I R T
Good Christmas! Happy other holidays which I am contractually obligated to ignore due to my American-ness! Sadly I cannot participate in "kick a computer day" because I do not have any sufficiently foot-proof computers and I kinda need it. I accept any and all shame heaped upon me for this foul transgression
"disinfected" Christmas pudding. Fucking top kek
COMING FOR MY WALLET
As long as the goat isn't turned into straw body horror by birds like the other year...
given ive tied my next nail-clipping session to the upload of the audio log for purposes of maximum satisfaction. any delays have me JJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGILLLING WITH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE however, i do not blame you, my sweet, rotund and radioactive oger crew whom swaddles my brain with your stories. instead, I BLAME THE SPIRITS OF CAPITALISM AND TECHNOLOGY so i must now traverse into the umbra in order to punch the concept of compooter glitches in the faaaaaaaaaaace
Being off by one week ain't too bad at all tbh 👍
BRENN GEITA
Don’t you put this evil into the world! Gävle shall see fire I demand it!!!
I've eaten my 10th Garg-O Pudding this day!
The Yule Goat won't burn this year. It's going to get eaten by jackdaws again.
looking forward to the episode :O
"For all four or five interested parties in the actualplay, however, I will report we have recorded 9 sessions, plus Prologues for each Player Character. " I am one of those 4 or 5 interested parties, so I'm glad to hear things are moving forward!
Me also! yey!
WAIT HOLD ON! WE ARE IN THIS MESS BECAUSE THE GOAT DOES NOT BURN!!
PRAISE THE UNFLAMABLE YULE GOAT
YIPPPEEEEE MORE CONTENT IS COMING OUT SOON!!!!!!! and while i shall continue to curse the horrendous tech spirits that have broken into our glorious alfa's computer to hide the truth for us (dang technocrats!!!!) My kneecaps are GLOWING with antici....... Pation
Sorry to hear, take all the time for your great work.
Thank you guys so much for your constant dedication and transparency, I know I’ve said it before and many others beside me, take your time! We will still LOBVE YOU! Plus, it’s the end of the year, there’s so much extra coagulated meat to deal with. Please take care of yourselves as well! Also, looking forward to all the releases!
The one person who celebrates Yule has a goat to burn
delays happen but that just means the product will be all the better when we do get it, if we don't get any more posts this year i want to wish you all at Ogre Poppenang a great holiday and will see you all next year!
Merry Christmas!!!! And thank you for the update!
HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A FANTASTIC HOLIDAY SEASON!
The Yule goat won't burn?! That sounds like a challenge to me!
Happy Decemberween!
As someone who works in cybersecurity, computers were a mistake and you are right to hate them.
That could be a Kevin quote in another universe.
Upsetting yet welcome news indeed! Another week to wait, but we are almost there!
THUNDERPSYKER IS STILL BRITISH!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?
They really should develop a remedy for the inflicted.
Yay more Norfolk!!
1 Million Dollars to Yule Goat Burning
Oh darn, could have used some good news :( No blame to you though, it happens.
They confirmed it's out next week (or so). This is good news!