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September 18, 2026

Update - 09/18 Dogshit Daniel

Waking up covered in broken glass, discarded beer cans, empty tins of Bullens Pilsnerkorv, and a thin sheen of expired oatmeal slop

Ugh, hello everyone, Earndil again with another update. We missed doing it since the start of the month for a variety of reasons, including literally everyone shipping out to visit Alfa (Except me, I had to tend to my terrarium of slime mold), illness, and general post-release(s) vacation period.

In the past week, however, we have managed to make some headway, and I can regale you with it as we go on. Let me find my cup of egg yolk, hot sauce, and soy sauce first though.


HUNTER: THE PARENTING CHAPTER 7

Audio is almost entirely recorded, barring some stragglers we're working on wrangling, a proto-storyboard has been created, and we are currently putting the two resources together to form a rough animatic for internal use!

Once we get a firmer idea of how the scenes should look and sound, we can prepare a more solid Storyboard for us to pair with the audio, and then we can MOVE AT HIGH SPEED (Ogre Speed).

As of right now, however, we are firmly in the Preparation stage of Chapter 7, more details to come as we have them, as per usual.

NORFOLK WIZARD GAME

The audio has been listened through for the few next episodes of this, and editing notes have been compiled for when the time comes to put together the sounds in a less LONG FORM way. THIS IS ALL WE HAVE FOR THIS AS OF RIGHT NOW I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T YELL WE ARE COMING BACK TO OUR SENSES.

PLAYLIST???

Some of you may have noticed that we have done away with the Chronological playlist, and instead replaced it with an "Intended Watch-order" playlist, on YouTube.

What does this mean?

I mean it's pretty self-explanatory, this playlist is how you should experience HTP, and will help avoid Big Spoilers before they are relevant.

SPEAKERD HAS BEEN REPLACED BY SPEAKERD

After we lost our last SpeakerD in the Frankfurt Airport we had to order another one, he's back in and ready to work.

THAT'S ALL I HAVE, SORRY!!!!!

More next time, as we return to the ogre mines and retrieve ogre crystals.

Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (43)

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Malakai Satchell · September 29, 2026

Why on gods green earth were you in frankfurt, its germanies nottingham

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Amara_Kun · September 24, 2026

Is that Sea Man? XD

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ixrer · September 22, 2026

sorry I have to yell at you for no norfolk wizard game, I'm sure you understand. aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA edit: this is a joke. please take all the time you need

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pw islington · September 21, 2026

is... is that seaman??? as voiced by lenard nemoy??

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autochthon1990 · September 20, 2026

Are there any audiologs or similar coming out any time soon?

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Raideur Ng · September 19, 2026

Glad to see Ogre clones SpeakerDs like Vorta, and even 'loses' them once in a while to ensure loyalty.

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Zacharias Mitchell the 26th Primarch · September 19, 2026

Goddamn Seaman?

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BakedBeans0524 · September 19, 2026

WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE CREEPY HUMAN FACED FISH FROM SEAMAN ON THE DREAMCAST-

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tim · September 19, 2026

So, no news on a new audio log then

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PEBZ101 · September 19, 2026

back in the 22/05 update, you guys mentioned another state of the orgre vid, where is that at ? you have acheived soo much since that should be celebrated! its been 3 years since your last one, the world is gotten even more crazy since and tougher times are coming, so build that saftey net. its easy to forget behind the funnies, there is a team of real people which have real bills and expensives that apply their amazing skills which should be well paid. so please ask for support, please remind people they can help, sell the deal of supporting you. inspire your community the same way you inspired kevin to join Big D im sure you can inspire new fans to show a little support.

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Kyle E Johnson · September 19, 2026

Seconded

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Draconis Firesworn · September 19, 2026

Intended watch order playlist is fucking great

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Mama Bear · September 19, 2026

Rough expectancy of Chapter 7? You guys have managed to put out a decent amount of stuff in the last few weeks But i'll be realistic and theorise an at least mid-to-late October release, perhaps later into November if things like NWG are released between now and 7 Keep up the wonderful work OP, i eagerly but patiently await to see what you make next ^_^

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Earndil Slartibartfast · September 19, 2026

A full chapter releasing mere months after the last one would be terrifying. No, I would not remotely consider Chapter 7 this year, nor possibly the first half of next. To get a good rough idea of the time between Full Chapters, please look at the releases on YouTube.

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Professor Hazard · September 19, 2026

Earndil your double closing comments never cease to crack me up

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Hal Embers · September 19, 2026

Damn i get it, i hate it when my SPEAKERD stops working, its a good thing i save the receipts

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Bitter · September 19, 2026

I love Ogre and team Ogre and all Ogre and Poppenang things

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You Know Who · September 19, 2026

I was a bit surprised at the title as my name is Daniel.

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Earndil Slartibartfast · September 19, 2026

It is NOT you! Don't you worry! If you are able to see this comment and YOU are a DANIEL, it's not you either!

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Ami · September 18, 2026

Should I press F for the former SpeakerD?

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PretzelSalt6066 · September 18, 2026

What does the current market price of a SpeakerD look like? Debating on if I should buy into this newfound business opportunity

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Rick Jenkins · September 18, 2026

It's always tough when your SpeakerD gets kidnapped by a Sea Man in the Frankfurt Airport. Just the sort of thing that happens to everyone at some point. Glad you guys are already recovering

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Hoot Patoots · September 18, 2026

Looking forward for the confrontation between Marckus and Seaman from Dreamcast

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Drakeven · September 18, 2026

Careful, loose enough SpeakerD's and you might end up with a SpeakerE.

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HandsyUncleTickles · September 18, 2026

I'm glad you guys got a new SpeakerD, heavens forbid you get a SpeakerE

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Sir Fawkes · September 18, 2026

Thank you for the update. I appreciate it

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deathwhammy · September 18, 2026

My family used to have a SpeakerD but he had to go to a farm upstate :(

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shrubby1989 · September 18, 2026

I knew it! There is a SpeakerD cloning factory out there somewhere. I WILLLLLL FINDDDDDD ITTTTTT

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Riverside · September 18, 2026

Its important to rotate your SpeakerDs so they wear out evenly

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JungleJimbo · September 18, 2026

Wait a second, I just got a SpeakerD in the mail and didn't order one. You might want to check on that.

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Kyle E Johnson · September 18, 2026

That might have been from me, if you live anywhere in the Midwest. I keep trying to send them to my family as birthday gifts, but I always fat-finger the address. You can keep him. Amazon always generously sends another Speaker D with no complaints

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Blue · September 18, 2026

Judging from that storyboard, I'm looking forward to hearing Pike call Marckus a bitch, lol!

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Decius · September 18, 2026

They wanted their 10 wages!

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Tripl3M · September 18, 2026

Wow, Earndil ditched his old SpeakerD for a new SpeakerD. What a friend....

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LotusLight · September 18, 2026

So to clarify, NWG ch 4 is still as far as what is available even in audio form ? Just wanted to make sure I wasn’t searching the mines where there are no veins to tread.

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Nova · September 25, 2026

Yes

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UNBOXT · September 18, 2026

MARCKUS CRUMBS!! MY CROPS ARE THRIVING!!

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Momma Negan · September 18, 2026

So what you are saying is… I could go to my local airport and potentially find a SpeakerD still in mostly working condition and none of y’all would object to me taking him? 👁️👁️

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Ethan H. · September 18, 2026

Don't feed him after midnight for tummy reasons but outside of that, if you find him, why not?

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Connor Newcomb · September 18, 2026

So sad SpeakerD perished at Frankfurt. Here’s hoping SpeakerD can fill in the big shoes he left behind.

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Fluffer · September 19, 2026

So big shoes... Like, clown sized

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Cedric L. · September 18, 2026

Frankfurt Airport... A literal black hole of a place.

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Kyle E Johnson · September 18, 2026

Better than the Hauptbahnhof. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy (in Hessen, Germany).