Update - 10/2 The Rumpus Room
Falling through the wall.
Falling through the floor.
Falling through the ceiling.
Falling through the bookshelf.
Hello everyone, I, Earndil, have arrived again to the alternate Friday wherein we try to give you updates through this website called Patreon.
There was some mild consternation last time, in regards to not having any updates on an upcoming audiolog, or that there was some notion that we would have an audiolog ready by the end of September (somehow).
I will address this: As previously alluded to, our past 3 releases were a twist of good fortune when it came to a number of projects all being completed and ready to go after a ton of hard work in the lead-up to Chapter 6's release.
Please make no mistake, we are extremely happy to have gotten them done so quickly, but it was only through a confluence of multiple projects managing to be ready at the same time, and a burst of effort and crunch that we were able to get them out in that rapid a time-frame.
WE WILL BE WORKING HARD, AS ALWAYS... BUT NOT HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERYTHING A MONTHLY RELEASE PLEASE-
Right, that out of the way, I will be giving some updates this week, since we have a few to actually give out!
Exciting ain't it?
HUNTER: THE PARENTING CHAPTER 7
Okay so this is still in the preliminary stages, we've got people composing audio, we're still collecting some scraps of voicework we missed. Simultaneously, the artists are nearing completion of the storyboards, which we are syncing up with said audio.
Nothing too much to report on in this stage of development, and that will remain the case for a fair bit as we work through it. BUT WHEN WE KNOW MORE... so will you.
AUDIOLOG 6.2, 6.3
I can't reveal anything yet on these, as we're in the initial stages of scriptwriting for both in some form or another.
6.2 has had its skeleton prepared, and fought over like a hotly contested debate on the viability of Melee Heavy Weapons Guy in TF2 Highlander matches, and is now well on its way to having a first draft finished by me.
6.3 however is still being put together in a script skeleton format, and as such we will go over the specifics with each other once that task is done.
As of right now we do not predict having an Audiolog ready for the end of October by any metric, so we must apologize for that.
GAMER PODCAST 3 - GREEKS AND GEEKS
However the NEXT thing we intend to have ready for release will be this upcoming Gamer Podcast, as it helps bridge the gap between items!
Did this one come out of nowhere?
Did we rip it from the ether, raw, and squirming like a rotten thing?
Do you care?
The answer to all three of these questions is Probably. In any event, this Gamer Podcast will be the next big focus, and ideally the next thing we release! More on this potentially next update, as it takes shape.
NORFOLK WIZARD GAME - EPISODE 5
AUDIOCOMP HAS BEGUN IN EARNEST ON THIS!!!
Finally.
The audio has been listened through, timestamps made for our production-side efforts, and now our foul warriors begin their efforts in hewing the sound-flesh into a more appropriate and entertaining shape.
In short, we're working on this as well.
STREAM THIS SUNDAY (10/4???)????
What the fuck, what do you mean?
Apparently, Alfa and SOMEONE ELSE will be streaming the creation of a character using the Mafia book, as well as going through it and inspecting its contents! This is, of course, the famous Mafia book from World of Darkness... because after all, the Mafia doesn't exist in the real world, it is a fantasy, like Mummies, and Demons, and Mummies.
Be sure to tube in for a terrifying and unusual time as they sculpt a being into existence on YouTube. Keep your eyes out for that if you want to view them writing their brainwaves into reality.
I have no idea how it will go, and probably can't make it for that, so please tell me how it goes, and if I need to kill Alfa or not.
That will about do it for us this week, we'll see you next time, until then, keep your tangos charlie'd, your frosties delta'd, and your LZ filled with as much powdered drink mix as can be reasonably afforded (don't get it wet, no matter what).
Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Earndil
Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments (28)
Yeah September was a great month, and can't wait for whatever's next; dunno if you're going to put something out for Halloween or use it to get your collective breath back but either way hope it's a happy one for yis! (long as it's not spent fending off the Gavle football kids)
DUDE i am such a fool for never noticing its every other Friday, I always thought the updates came when the fates ordained it
MAFIA BOOK IS MAFIA BOOK ALRITE!
Ogre Poppenang are neither ogres, nor poppenang. Discuss.
Listen kid... you WILL have a poppeng rest of your day... as written by us oagres... tch.......................
I can wait. (As I pour over the glut of theories into my brain ridges)
Just confirming, the stream will be on the main Alfabusa channel and not the Alfa Plays ones?
Will we see more of the Great and Mighty Kevin?
Really excited to see what ya'll are cooking up in your wondersome kitchen, I hunger for Norfolk Wizards...
whomst the hell bore with us through the times of famine and somehow expects y'all to have adopted a monthly release schedule??? it's been years, we know your ball. we understand the cyclical nature of things. productivity is like a grinding wheel, that as it turns passes through the different hours of the night - and the release is only at the dawn. we wait through the long hours of twilight and gloaming with you, shivering in the darkness, holding true faith that you will one day break the night with glorious morning light. the 3 for 3 months bit was a welcome holiday from that, but as autumn swells and the time of endings begins, we return to the way as things should be. and we, your faithful, understand this. also wait MAFIA???? I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW YOU HAD TIES TO THE MOB
Do you fall through the bookshelf hamburger or hotdog style
You are doing this to us in the month of the witch sacrifices and the gathering of candy?! Not one warted foot through my Knorgdom, brain knave! Go around it! Give it us in the month of the yule tide GOOOOOOOAAAAAATTTTT where we may use the tears of the funny swedish man to water our socks in cleanlinesssss
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I will be glad to watch whatever you get out whenever you get it out
Hey gang, it was a real treat to get three bits back to back to back. I don't wanna tell yall what to do, and yall know what works for your art and schedules, but PLEASE don't feel the need to crunch to release for us. I don't imagine yall are chaining one another to your desks (professionally, I mean. Recreationally is your own business), but I think I speak for many when I say we are ok with waiting if it means yall have less to stress. I expect my patreon money to go towards working on this wonderful show and supporting you Ogres living your best lives in equal measure. Having said that, thank you so much for all the work done to date. Yall should be so proud!!
Seconded.
Blessings of Togo be upon ye
Dont stress and burn yourselves out. Great art demands time and paitence. Love the work y'all do!
Pleased be me. Praise the Ol'father. Zug Zug.
Man it sucks that they boiled Earndil after posting this
Earndil, Mummies exist. There's one Smack Dab in the middle of the rouges guild known as the brittish musium Earndil. Earndil forgot that non-supernatural exist, let's point, and laugh!
Listen kid... Mummies don't exist, that one was put there by the White Wolf...
Ogre pope please I require more Masayoshi Takanaka references to be brutally squished into HtP.
I will now settle the debate for all time. Melee Heavy Weapons Guy IS viable and good, but with the understanding that all kills MUST be performed via Taunt Kill.
honestly heavy doesnt do much in hl anyways you could maybe rock the kgb
Thank you for the update. I look forward to these just as much as the audio logs.
YAYYYYYY THE INFAMOUS MAFIA BOOK!!!!! And lovely update, very much looking forward to the next NWG episode.
Happy weekend everyone!! 😌