Hunter: The Parenting | SECRET HUNTERS - Hunt for a Haunted Video Game (Patreon Release)
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From User: AFistfullOfKoopies Hey guys, I heard you were looking for curse games. Have you heard of OmYIIKron: A Postmodern Soul? Made in France by studio Quality Dream for the Dreamcast, the game is a frenetic fever dream of weird scenes, bad mechanics, and poirly conveyed objectives. BUT! The game drew the attention of of renowed musician Bavid Dowie, who had a hand in the game's creation. Or several hands, if the rumors are to be believed. At the time of the game's production Bavid Dowie was under investigation for multiple missing persons cases, and according to internet rumormill "The Zaibatsu"; several disks were implanted with hidden evidence so that Bavid could smuggle them out of the country. Even more concerning is the rumor that they were inscribed not with a laser, but with the fingernails of his victims. Some say the disks merely hold damning evidence, and others say those rare disks show evidence of damnation, noted by some characters missing their hands, or spontaneously exploding consoles.
[From User]: Bl00dyJ0hn Hey guys, seeing as ghosts don't actually exist I thought I'd ask you about the ACTUAL scariest things in games; their fans!!! I'm sure you guys are familiar with Glimbim Slaughterhound (hard not to be considering the insane marketing push that game got) but I was wondering if you have also noticed that the fans are... strange? For example, there's this one guy I see around town at night (I work night shifts, don't know what his excuse is) who I always see drinking (presumably) cranberry juice out of a blood bag! The only thing stopping me from calling the police on him is the Glimbim Slaughterhound t-shirt he always wears so I know he's just doing it as a reference (for some reason blood bags being healing items was featured prominently it that omnipresent marketing) but still that just seems like a strange thing to do, right? Fans of that game just take the references to that game too far! Thoughts?
From User: Horrorknight I know both of your current focus is on the search for a haunted video game, mainly from sources on MaingledTeeth, but would you mind possible fan suggestions for future episodes? I know a lot of people don’t genuinely believe in this stuff & would just recommend fakes for a laugh, but I do genuinely believe there can be paranormal things hidden inside programs or games. I only believe this because I think I’ve found one myself. “Critter Village” on the N64. Theres something fucked up going on in some of the copies of this game all connected to the games water fall & something living inside a cave behind it. Initially people thought it might have been a secret villager that you could only obtain if you somehow got inside. A lot of people gave up on it as a hoax, but a few of us of the forums for the game realized that it might be possible but only on the early Japanese copies of the game. Only a few of us could get our hands on these & even fewer chose to really hunt for the steps to get inside. One things for certain though, the closer you get to getting into the cave, the more whatever is in their wakes up & starts affecting the rest of the game. Nights last longer, the music stops playing when it gets late enough & eventually you villagers start disappearing like they moved away, but without their house going with them, like something snatched them up in the night. I’m at that point now in my own copy & some of the things this game has done makes me firmly believe there is something genuinely paranormal & wrong about it. If you guys want a haunted game, this thing might be your best bet. If you’re interested in following my footsteps the 3 of 4 steps we know of are 1. One of the rocks in every village makes a different sound when hit & which rock it is changes once you hit the correct rock. We thought it was random at first but it goes clockwise starting in the north. Hit four of them, one in each cardinal direction & you get a wind chime like jingle signifying you’ve completed a step. 2. Buy a painting of a moon at the games furniture store & place it in your characters house. You’ll know which one when you see it & you get the same jingle. 3. Fish near the waterfall itself at midnight. This is the point where most of us noticed a set of rock in the water have appeared that you can walk on leading to the waterfall. 2 should be there now & 4 are needed to get to it. Anyways if you fish for long enough you’ll eventually pull up an odd yellow rock which the game calls “moonstone” before getting the 3rd chime & 3rd stepping stone. I dont know what the 4th step is but please look into this. We’re so close if only I could get the others to respond. They all gave up after step 3 cause of how genuinely offputting the game gets at this point. I wanna see what’s behind the falls but I think I’m at my limit. If you 2 take my suggestion & need a copy, I’d be more than willing to mail you mine & the console if needed.
Dear secret hunters, I hope this isn't too off topic, but you mentioned you two go "fishing", what are all the places you guys have gone fishing? Also, what is the craziest "trout" you've seen?Also what's your favorite pokemon and starter pokemon?
[From User:] Cookie_Bug I see Y'all like playing MTG, but have Y'all heard of the even better card game Yugioh? I ask because no one ever want's to play it with me :( .
(A strange tentacle mollusc appears and offers to play a game for YOUR SOUL!)
[From User:] VicViper (MangledTeeth forum) Magic Magnum? More like Deranged Derringer, my fancy roomie from Lafayette over in the US somewhere spent 500 US freedom bucks on three carts looking for 'wide bronson', so it must've been at least 5 pound. Big ups to Sloppenpopper, buy you a pint when I'm round town next. So, to the one in the duo with any sense, Cap'n, what classes you two think you'll main when TF2 comes out?
[FROM USER]: yann_69 If you were to actually do find a haunted video game, what would be the adequate next step in dealing with it? Perhaps blunt force exorcism? Not to mention what about haunted gary's mod maps or even servers? Sorry for bad english.
[From User:] MLG_Leviathan1985 How Much Did Magic Magnum spend on those Atari games bruv? I buy stuff like that all the time for my old man, loves that kind of stuff big old tech head but prices range wildly, did it cost ya thirty quid or thirty thousand quid LMFAO Need to give Sloppenpopper a high five.
From User: SpleenGuzzler I LIKE SPLEENS PLS GIVE ME SPLEENS PLS PLS PLS IWANTSPLEENSIWANTEMPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[From User] Sunkissed Anemic Awe, was that your little brother in the background? He should be an occasional host. Have you looked into the reports from the 80's about TSR products screaming when thrown into a fire? I think it was ridiculous, but then I heard about how they made D&D synonymous with the product like Band-Aid or Cleanex. What if it was a different TTRPG that screamed? Black Dog's books look kinda cursed, that could be a good start.
From User: WesternCowboy Have you all heard about [FISHER].net? It's a website that supposedly only [FISHERS] use.
From User: PwningUnit22: Dear amazing Secret Hunters, I heard Captain mention a bucket. How may buckets do you have? What do you use them for? Have you ever tried fulfilling any of these scary sets of video game conditions while sitting on a bucket? Or while wearing a bucket?
From user: xXx_True-ShadowTHEhedgehog_xXx /// What is your favorite pokemon?? :)
From user D4rkness_Unl34sh3d: hiiii secret hunters x3, really excited about the new episode, and i just want to say, have either of you tried to SMELL the cartridges? as a haunted game aficionado myself, i always find the smell of haunted cartridges to be very unique. PS: will there be haunted house videos in the future?? PPS. is Magnum's hand ok? signed, D4rkness_Unl34sh3d.
From user Simon_belmont_bestBelmont hello Secret hunters you know I’m something of a FISHERMAN myself but have been having Trouble Catching FISH at night do to BATS do you have any tips? Also I recently heard rumors that Nintendo is making a new Smash bros game do you think it will be as good as mele?
never register that hypercam boys
I'm on to day 968 of my 30-day trial!
From user 12BirdsInATrenchcoat If it's haunted video games you're looking for, I happen to know of one that, while likely difficult to get ones hands on, is almost certainly true. There's a bit of a story to this one. A friend of mine had bought a Mark: Martian Raccoon Arcade machine from a Bucky FuzzyPanda's that closed a few years back. That situation itself is quite the read, corporate mismanagement, poor employee vetting (people with felonies out on probation working at a place that caters to kids), bad sanitation, and the goat fighting ring in the basement seemed reason enough to close the place, but an overworked employee named Quin (allegedly) dying because he didn't ground himself before working on the electronics of the machine, while having no training to have been doing so because his manager didn't want to spend the money to bring in an actual repairman, really ought to have been what shut it down. At least, that's the rumor. There's probably more to it that just never went into any reports, mostly because the family or corporate didn't want a lot of talk about it. But in the end, it was Mark: Martian Raccoon that (again, allegedly) is partially responsible for bringing the place down. Supposedly, the Raccoon gets Really judgmental if the same player keeps getting him killed over and over without advancing very far. Getting visibly, then verbally irritated with you, eventually throwing their MuskBlaster down and walking off the screen, softlocking the game. Weird, but usually after a few restarts he shows back up. Not as excited as usual, if its the player that pissed him off last time, but he'll get going all the same. That is, until a manager, that same manager that made the dead man work on the machine that night, unplugged it during a softlock. 5 days after leaving work, the man disappeared, and was never alive seen again. Rumors speculated, answers were few. Some say he held some manner of terrible grief over the event on his heart, and... well... the less said on that subject the better. Others say that, before the information was retracted, his cause of death was listed as "Raccoon-related injuries". Eventually the Bucky FuzzyPanda's was closed due to tax fraud issues, and some sort of "Pyramid-Pyramid scheme.", and the owners fled to Georgia (the country, not the state). Everything was put up to auction, including the Arcade machines, which is where my friend managed to pick up the Mark: Martian Raccoon and bring it home. He enjoyed a few years with it, I even got to play a few times. My friend died last year. "Raccoon-related injuries". My friend was a hunter. And he took on Big game. Elk, Boar, Wolves, and a few African trophies could be found in that same basement he kept the machine in. He didn't die from a Racoon attack in his own home that was armed with as many firearms as the great state of Arkansas would permit, and then some. The machine went missing after that. Likely either in some police impound somewhere or a landfill. That's probably for the best. But I never got a confirmation on the matter one way or another. So, if you happen to see a Martian Raccoon out there across the pond, be sure to give Quin a "warm" welcome for me.
Well... Your friend was a big game hunter. But if he had the skills of a small-game hunter he might have got those raccoons. I know someone who set out to deal with a wasp infestation and who wrestled the wasp queen for four days and four nights before asking himself what the hell he was doing with his life! Also, are you sure about the goat-fighting ring? I thought the manager was a goat, and was running an illegal rabbit-fighting ring. Which was a cover for an illegal human-fighting ring. Which was actually a cover for an illegal centipede-fighting ring.
from user: bête_malin dose a no stones run on Crucible Ii relly give the player a witch curse? i did it on NES but nothing hapened, but then my buddys said it only works on the GAR-DOS port. i think their full of cr4p but i cant find it on warez(dot)com
What were the hardware requirements for that GAR-DOS port? I don't know if Dosbox would work for this and the prospect of having to shell out for an ancient 286PC is a bit daunting. Also, GAR-DOS software on some machines that ran GAR-DOS but didn't have IBM-compatible BIOSes could... well, crash IF YOU WERE LUCKY.
Hi there to Magnum and the Captain. With regard to your hunt for haunted video games - I wondered if I could ask you to consider looking into a haunted demo? In the early 1990s, the Amiga demo "Desert Dream" was considered groundbreaking for its time. It had an iconic opening sequence featuring a few unshaded polygons (this was cutting edge at the time!) in which a UFO tried to destroy the pyramid of the ancient Egyptian pharoah Kefrens by firing an exploding slice of watermelon at it. (This doesn't exactly make sense in context - the alien apparently wanted to frame a rival demogroup, Melon Dezign, for the act of destruction.) Suffice to say, this failed. The pyramid was unscathed despite the overwhelming magnitude of the blast. A gap somehow opened in the side of the ancient monument, two cannons emerged, and a pair of heat-seeking missiles were fired at the alien spacecraft. In the non-haunted demo, the version everyone knows about, the alien attempts to escape but is unable to outrun the missiles. The rockets hit the craft, taking it out in an almighty explosion, and the first scene of the demo ends with a shot of the alien's bleached skull lying in the desert sands. Now... as to how a haunted copy of the demo came to exist... I don't claim to understand the full details. One of the attendees at the demoparty (in Germany) had apparently travelled there from Australia, bringing with him a disk called "Skymaze". That disk contained a game that was itself haunted. There's a story behind that, and an actual book published about what supposedly happened in that region of Australia. The young lad was still pretty shaken by the whole experience. As I understand it, he hoped to exorcise the original disk (IBM PC formatted) by travelling to a demoparty - effectively a holy site for Amiga owners - reformatting it for the Amiga *while there*, and overwriting its original contents with some kind of innocent graphics demo or similar. He was too scared of games to want to put one on there. And, well... We bumped into each other, and dropped our disks. He picked up my disk, I picked up his. And the haunted disk was the one he'd used for Desert Dream disc 1. My Amiga started behaving very oddly after I'd put that in the drive. The demo crashed just after the watermelon had hit the pyramid. I had to restart. When I replayed the demo, it was - I thought - glitching. The missiles failed to hit the spacecraft, and after pressing the direction keys I discovered I could control it. I was curious to see what would happen, and flew it into the hatch in the side of the pyramid. I actually blacked out. My housemate found me, fainted, on the ground. I had weird nightmares while in that catatonic state. Visions of King Kefrens emerging from his tomb, removing his bandages. I noticed that he had no penis, though he was a handsome man, and I was filled with desire for him. I saw him put on a pair of tight, tight shorts, and a sheepskin coat. I yearned for him to crush the remains of the melon between his thighs, but he did not. Then he left. I do not know if he saw me. He was talking about "settling the feud between those silly coders, I don't know what perturbs me more, vampires or the state of the Amiga demo scene in 1993, I really have to do something about that..." I ventured deeper into the pyramid, and as darkness began to fall all around me, I regained consciousness. I saw a strange man again that year, who appeared to be the great K. I saw him at the remains of an Iron Age fort. I tried to run to him, but I fell over and sprained my ankle. When I looked up, he was not there. December 31 1993 was followed by January 1 1993 on the day after. I tried to tell people the year was repeating itself, but they would not hear me. I had to live through that whole year again before 1994 would eventually start to happen and I would be freed from that loop. I did not try to change the course of history at that demoparty. I knew I might want a way out of it, and the haunted floppy might represent my only route back to sanity. I did try to find K again - and he was an enormous man, larger than I remembered him from my nightmare - but I saw him only for a moment, walking behind a hill. When I caught up, he was not there. I found myself pulled into the computer screen when watching another demo. A starfield in a rotating wireframe cube pulled me in, I remember saying "My god - it's full of stars!" They were all white pixels, or at least I thought they were... I never powered that Amiga on again. I never touched anything but a mediocre Windows PC thereafter. I have no idea what happened to it - I left it at my parents' house one Christmas, and it had "mysteriously" vanished the next. The roots of this mystery could lie in Australia, or in Egypt, I do not know. Do you know anything about the pyramids of Egypt? Have you attempted to pirate Skymaze, or encountered the cracks in reality with its predecessor that almost destroyed my old middle school? Magnum and Cap'n, you are the only two who might believe me that this software was haunted, can you shed any light on the events that I encountered?
From User TheBeef; So that episode was weird, but I expect it from you wacky Secret Hunters. But I saw the shortcut to it on the background of your desktop and I must ask. Answer carefully, for your answer shall drive my impression of your tastes and your personality so here we go. Alliance or Horde and what race and class?
Hi Secret hunters. JoshBosh here, wondering who the cute girl Cap'n's with on your desk in the video? Is that Magic Magnum's sister or something?
Hello Secret Hunters, it seem that your source of informations are lacking in credibility. You two seem to be the seeking type, so look into Network Zero website if you have the time and will, it is full of informations from trusted members, but you have to be a member to enter so I hope to see you there.
from user; orlok_lookalike gr33tings 2ecret hunt3rs! a query - ever looked into Bl4ck D0g Gam3 Fact0ry's stuff? im not sure about the wh0le h4unted thing but itd be c00l to he4r your thoughts on which g4meline5 are g00d or b4d.
dear secret hunters, this is xxX_SnowFish_Xxx. i would like to know who is better at quake 3. kind regards
from user: mercury_the_amalgamate Secret hunters, I got an insider at valve and can easily get you access to team fortress two early, all YOU need to do is answer my question (rofl imagine if that was true) no but I was on MangledTeeth and im dealing with the epitome of human stupidiy, user BurknusTheSkurknus, and he INSISTS that there is no paranormal element to BradRadger 64s development / existence, EVEN THOUGH I was able to get the game to power a car battery. He keeps telling me to "find a way to reproduce the event" but I keep telling him that it DESTROYED my cartridge. Ive already bought like 3 different copies of BradRadger 64 and none of them have the same properties as the one I did the expirement with. Ive tried looking on Yell N' Holler Studios's website for any info that could clue into anything paranormal about BradRadger but nothing came up. How would you guys go about convincing him that this really did happen? Also, how do you do the research for your videos? The final script on your guys videos seems super in debth, and there has to be some sort of trick to this kind of ressearch that I am just NOT getting. Really just need any help proving that BradRadger is slightly (and by slightly I mean definitely) haunted. Thanks in advance ! ! !
USER: hughjazzhole DATE POSTED: ??/??/2006 lololololol magnum i remember pwning u in UT2004 im glad 2 see that your playing something more ur speed now, keep sucking kid... ps how much did u waste on those carts i know you're n00b ass doesnt have a real job roflmao ___________________________________________________________________________ "Look around you, and all you will see are people the world would be better off without." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⢿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣏⠀⠀⠀⢻⡆⢰⣦⣤⡄⢠⣶⠀⠶⢿⡿⠲⣿⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣤⣿⢤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⢰⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀⢧⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⣿⣤⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⣿⡀⢸⠀⡴⠒⡆⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⣿⠛⠛⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⣸⡟⢸⠏⠉⠁⣿⠛⢻⠀⢘⡇⠀⢸⡇⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⢻⣾⠀⡇⠀⢸⠀⠀⣯⠀⠀⣿⠶⠶⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⣤⣶⠋⠀⠛⠛⠒⠀⣿⠀⠸⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⡿⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠙⠀⠙⠛⠁⠀⠀⠉⠀⠸⠷⠦⠄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ IF U COPY MY FORUM SIG.....I WILL FIND YOU.....AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!
Hello Secret Hunters! I wish to speak to you of a Nintendo 64 game from the bygone year of 1998, which was called Star Citadel Cobalt Canyon. In it, you play a robot that hijacks other robots in order to rid the station of all the rogue robots roaming raucously around. Most people know it because the game infamously bugged out in one of its last missions, making the game allegedly unwinnable. BUT! That is not its only secret! According to urban legend, it is said that if you stay in the bugged mission for a total of four hours and seven minutes, an image will display on screen telling you the exact release date of the next Zelda game. I have a friend of a friend's cousin's roommate who says this is true and I MUST KNOW IF HE IS CORRECT.
Does this only tell you the release date of the next game after 1998? Or does it regularly update itself, keeping track of the release date of every Zelda franchise game? I think there was also a rumour connected to this one if you could get to the bugged mission while having a Gameboy with Pokemon Red or Blue running at the same time.
To the Secret Hunters. Have you tried to investigate a haunted video game, and then suddenly found that you were on the Isle of Wight for some reason? The C64 game designer says that the objects I need to find to break the curse aren't where he left most of them in the 1980s, and I can't get off this island because I can't find them!
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To the Secret Hunters, I have seen your recent attempts to find the [FISH] in video games. I may have recommendation for you. Have you heard of the game, "Pico-Pico Pick-A-Nick"? It was developed by PCP (Politically Corrupt Productions), and it was an early Playstation game about being a park ranger fighting weird bear and wolf people over picnic baskets. It could be haunted. All I remember is the guy who sold me the game looking like a humanoid fly, but that could have just been my imagination. Best of luck, Secret Hunters.
Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?
All i can say is...T R O U T
Greetings and Salutations Secret Hunters - I found your video examination while researching ‘Bronson Goes to California’ (the film) for work and dearly request aid. My nephew, Gorgus, is obsessed with those strange little creatures you had upon your computer monitor. In his little video-games he has that he carries with him so often, he has one of those ‘Man-Pokers’ or whatever. Specifically the small yellow rat. He expresses as deep need to ‘evolve’ it into a bigger orange rat. I do not have any idea what he is talking about and I worry that expressing my confusion with lessen my worth in his large innocent eyes. Please, how do you make the Yellow Rat bigger? Many thanks, Tumbler Stinkcoat.
Hello secret hunters! I just found your channel but I've liked weird games for a long time!! I might actually have found a haunted video game myself!!! I met with this old friend a few days ago who said he had a genuine English language Bargo the Goblin green cartridge he was willing to sell!!!! I met him at his place, he wanted to meet me at midnight for some reason? He sold me the game real cheap; then I lost consciousness for a bit but that was probabley just my low blood sugar; I played the game that night and since then I keep falling asleep for most of the day, sunlight kind of burns, and I get REALLY hungry around other people?? I think the game might be causing it somehow. My friend won't answer his phone and his apartment was abandoned when I checked earlier today. Hope to here back soon, Alex
I have an orange cartridge but not a green one. Yours sounds a lot cooler than mine!
21:20 I love their banter. I love how Kitten knows how Markus likes his food.
"Hi secret hunters I wanted to ask if you noticed the strangeness with this game company called 'Bad Canine'? Their obsession with orbs and cops with electric shock guns might be something worth looking. I had this one copy of 'Coy Dooper and the Stealing Book' that keeps screaming and hurting my head when I play the dancing voodoo boss fight. Also if you lick your TV when it cries do you taste cheese?" -#Cocaineismygod77.
From user: RAF_Pocket_Bun Hello Secret Hunters! Liking your work and dedication! How're Markus's hands from all the gaming and smashing?
Oh also if i may make a suggestion for a game, perhaps i could introduce you to Megami no Quejin? You may have heard its japanse version, Shin tamashi no akuma. Its the tale about an innoccent soul that accidentally made her way to hell, and must collect inhuman allies to return to the land of the living. However, rumor and legend alike dictate that its actually the retelling of an ACTUAL preta's story about being born in hell. megami no quejin is mistaken for a bootleg, supposedly, where the story is much more 'accurate', and there is rumors that you can actually speak with the preta directly through the screen if you beat the game in approximately Eight days. They game is divided into eight chapters representing eight hells, but i warn you, this is NOT a game of shallow undertaking.
I should let you know that the creator of that game had an ulterior motive. There's no "accidentally" or "innocent" about it, the game is designed to pull you into hell and turn you into one of those "allies". Well, according to the source code comments on the disassembly posted on the starfieldbox forums. And it did need you to do undocumented things with an EGA card, a VGA monitor and some MS-DOS interrupts, so there's room for interpretation.
Can't lie mate, laughed my ass off when you called that poor bastard and gave him whatfor. Utterly deserved on his end i believe if all the tales are true about that poor bastard. Regardless its neat to see sooo many people making these new fangled ways to entertain themselves and others. Reminds me of a certain fellow in the americas who is quite angry indeed......... Though i do wonder maybe you lot did find a legitimate one, and its curse makes you uncontrollably angry, or its just the poor design of the game. Could be either.......... I must ask as a fellow fisherman, have you heard the other version of the story of the poor chap that got turned into videogames? This is all from anonymous folks and all, balderdash hither dither... But they say that his malign gout had appeared quite, suddenly. To note the term 'malign gout' often refers to gout caused by immense health issues, such as cancer, so its possible our poor Lardfield was in dire straits healthwise. However, rumors began spreading that Lardfield had willingly stopped taking his medication. A supposed witness, whose testimony was buried in a landfill for reasons unknown, said that while the gears were grinding poor lardfield to paste, the lad was just, screaming about how "You won't have my flesh you bastards, you won't have my soul! YOU WON'T HAVE ANYONE'S SOUL'. In addition of a page of what is 'presumed' to be a personal journal. The contents were mad scibbles but there were coherent sentences on the page that implied some kind of demonic possession, and some cursed baked into videogames, and so on. Absurdity certainly, absurdity, but we fishermen do like our tales, don't we?
Hey Secret Hunters, this is Storm from the Mangled Teeth forum, I am so sorry to hear you've been misled by your compatriot. I have a video game I want you to review. A couple years ago, I went to Japan and I went to this shady resale store where they had this game called "Hong Kong 97" for the Super Famicom. I can't find anything about it and it kind of freaks me out, I think it might be haunted by some Japanese spirit or something. I'm sending it over in the package attached to this letter.
I adore the magic cards we're so back
Sorry to break kayfabe but that's the wrong YouTube link. It takes you to the werewolf lore episode
Dear Secret Hunters Magnum and Cap'n, I found your show through my obscurity obsessed Great great grandma... Er.. Aunt. My Aunt. And I keep wanting to show her some things that stand the test of time. So I wondering if you two can recommend me some games that truly last against the brutal turning of the wheel. I've heard good things about Policenauts made by the Creative head of Snatcher, but it's been impossible to get a copy myself in my parts of the districts. Have a good secret hunt!, The prodigal Son.
{To the Orge Poppenang Crew. You're free to change any proper nouns here to fit more with world of darkness/hunter the parenting. I just felt like giving a straight forward question that could be fun to just talk about various games all over the world from the 80s and 90s}
from user: TheBogKIng good day, "secret hunter"! i wanted to ask you if you ever played the Revenant: the Ravishing video game, the one from 2004. i heard only good words about it, and to me it seems incredible, considering the LACKLUSTER quality of the "world of shadows" games (Oracle: the essence is a clear superior ttrpg to those)
From user:Agent of Snacks I have about 20 copies of Bronson goes to California I am sending them to you.
Hello "Secret Hunters" It seems the only "Secrets" you "Hunt" ARE THE ONES YOUR ALLOWED TO, for it seems that the SAN DIEGO COUNTY SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT and you so called "Secret Hunters" conveniently find no REAL SECRETS. WE KNOW LARDFORD CARFIELD'S HOLY SOUL WENT WITH THE REST TO HALE-BOPP AS HE WAS A TRUE BELIEVER WITH HIS POOR CONTAINER BEING RENDERED INTO THE DIGITAL FORM OF BRONSON. FURTHERMORE WE KNOW YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE ARE OVERCOME BY DEMONS FOR WHY DOES THE SUN NOT RISE AFTER 11 HOURS OF "HARDCORE GAMEPLAY". I CAN ONLY PRAY FOR THEE, Truebeliever_1997
“hello secret hunters, long time listener first time caller LOL !! but serious what is youre protocol for when a real ghost/goblin is real and haunts the game?? how will you kill it?? gotta have a plan of attack! stay safe guys!!”
Hey Secret Hunters, There is this simple 'Maze Game' (Thats the name of the game) that has been making the rounds down here in Australia, school friends has told me when playing it they break out in sweats and can't remember how it ends, could it be haunted or cursed? I think it has something to do with the flash player 'Walking Glass Flash'
Dear ̷P̷e̷s̷k̷y̷ ̷P̷l̷u̷m̷b̷e̷r̷s̷ Secret Hunters, I wish to ask you of your services. As noticed during your huntings for the wide californian, you two seem to be interested in half-life. What do you two make of the terrible apparitions that make their home in all and every copy of Valve's most awesomest games? Be it the horrible 'Government Man' (if that even really is their name), The Horrible Black Mesa Golem Ape, or the Scary Voice what follows me around and says things when I take BIG damage... I am very hyped for episode 2 next year,, and PROBABLY episode 3 or even half life 3 in the next few years... yours beloved, RoButtnikTheC00l
"10000 Days" is a vastly under rated album.
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The link is actually: https://youtu.be/ovWqTLziSck
Dear Secret Hunters, I enjoy your skits. I thought it was hilarious when you got that kid to curse and act like he had a gun. 1337 edginess because that's the BEST humor ever. Anyway, hoping you don't get trolled on the air now that you're taking questions. Your favorite cobbler, Haywood Jublome
OH YEAH SECRET HUNTERS TIME
Also here is a question for you guys. What is your favourite 40k faction and Battle tech mechs?
Also Question. What colour are Kitten's eyes?
Most of the time red as in reflecting Marcus hair. Xd
I wonder how many times Mr Golfball has been called like that.
SECRET TUNNEELLLLLL-, er, I mean, SECRET HUNTERSSSSS
IT IS TIME FOR THE SECRET HUNTERS
