Update 04/10 - Addressing The HobbyShopen Allegations

Hey all, it's Earndil taking the reins of this Bwupdate because Alfabusa had TOO MUCH OF HIS BLOOD TAKEN AT HOBBYSHOPEN and THAT IS WHY HE IS NOT HERE.

He had a wonderful time, he got to get some good walkies in, and had a fun experience interacting with other Humans at the store, thank you for not killing our boss.

That is it nothing bad happened sorry for scaring you.

Updates!
We have some!
And I'm gonna tell you about them.

GAMER PODCAST 2 (THIS TIME BETTER)

We are releasing a video VERY SOON that is a continuation of our short, nonlinearly relevant video series, wherein Marckus and Kitten begin their hunt for a haunted video game.
Some of you might have already listened to the full audio version, but if NOT, the full affair will be out likely next week.

Please enjoy this one, as we put a lot more effort into it, and it is thus, far funnier.
This all being said, it is VERY INTENTIONALLY far lesser input compared to even Audiologs, as it was rather quick to throw together (relatively).
That IS THE GOAL.

NORFOLK WIZARD GAME 4

The much anticipated 4th Episode of the Norfolk Wizard Game is currently underway, for those of you who are patiently (or impatiently, we see you) waiting for its release!

Art is still being compiled for it, and as such it is going to take a bit more to get out as we work on the next Audiolog for HTP, but we will have more to show for our long stint of time SOON ENOUGH hopefully.

HUNTER THE PARENTING CHAPTER 5.4 - THE SECOND INQUISITION

Audio work is being put together for this video, as we had a WHALE OF A TIME collating all the voicework needed for it, because we in our infinite wisdom accidentally put many characters into it. Thunder, Alfa, and I are working diligently on getting audio prepped for that, in and amongst our other obligations.

HUNTER THE PARENTING CHAPTER 6 - THE 6TH ONE

As this one is our most time-consuming labor, we are continuing to make progress on completing it, art continues to be done and is nearing the finish line, beautiful animation courtesy of Karl, Garrot, and Alfa is being rendered, and Violence is being propogated with the care and attention needed to make it Sexy.
Do we have an ETA for it?
Aeuuaeugugh we're aiming for This Summer, that is all I can say at the moment.

RADS TO RICHES

We are preparing to wrap up the first slate of recordings for this, and once they are done and we have caught up on various other things, work will begin in earnest on it. For those of you waiting for a Fallout-based experience, it's gonna be grand, but we really have to put our noses to the grindstone for everything else first.

FILBORT'S GUIDE TO ROASTED INSECTS

Cancelled, Filbort said some truly awful, despicable things on social media which we are now addressing here (including use of the ö-slur), and has been let go from the team.
We will not be working with him ever again, and we wish him well on his Life Sentence in the Broken Glass Penitentiary.

That's all I have for this week's Patreon Update, I wanted to take the time to apologize on behalf of all of us for the drought of videos since our last release, as according to metrics it is the longest we've gone since releasing ANYTHING since we even started this particular leg of our journey over five years ago.

We're working hard at it though, and hope you'll stick with us while we get allllllll this out for you!

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OH ALSO!

We have a new banner for our Patreon!
NEAT HUH?!?!?!??!
It's really good, made by our precious illustrator Kristina Amuan, follow her on BlueSky and what-not, she deserves it;
https://bsky.app/profile/iraganaart.bsky.social

Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!! -Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!