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July 27, 2026

H:TP Chapter 6 Anticipation and oh god my colon

HEJ.

Earndil here with an unscheduled post-

I am so fuckingv stressed guys. The entire production chat is stressed. We are stressed like a metal beam holding up an entire concrete building like a comedy meatbone. BUT!

Chapter 6 should (hopefully) be releasing on Friday the 31st. There are some final pieces to complete, but oh god my colon hurts, we're so close to completing it and getting it out for you all.

AND YET.

Even though we are perilously close to completing our fell task, we are supremely worried about a number of factors. Namely that, as has been the case with Youtube and their foul metrics, analytics, and death cult hexes placed on us, we do worry immensely about reach. As you know, growing and broadening our fan base, roping new people in to enjoy our work, giving the video views, and possibly enticing people into joining the Patreon, is what we have to do to survive.

We are, at the end of the day, happy to produce media for you all to consume, and that goal has not changed. The unfortunate and annoying reality, though, is that we have been enduring a number of financial issues (as per usual, this business is hard) that are making things difficult, to put it lightly. Odds are we'll have to do yet another State of the Ogre video in the latter months of the year, just so we can try to keep our people employed. In what feels like an irksome twist of fate, making a yearly "Call to Action" video is what provides the company with just enough of a nudge to ensure we don't collapse, and that thought really sucks!

What does this mean I am asking, you may ask me in return? Only the barest possible request: Please share this upcoming episode around, as you lovely people tend to do. We will not be slacking this week either, between working on the next audiolog, the final touches on EP6, and other considerations, we will also be doing our best to hype and advertise. It's been 500+ days, and I can hear Garrot and Alfa withering audibly as I say that, since our last mainline episode release, and we have something to show for it, but man. That stings. Please, do your best to share it around when the time comes, help us hype and excite, it is all we can ask, and we'll be right there with you.

I have audio composition to do still for the next audiolog, and another Patreon post, and as much advertising as I can reasonably do without annoying people. BUT UNTIL THEN, WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AGAIN FRIDAY!!!!

HOPEFULLY!!!!!!!!

Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Earndil

Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (80)

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GenIronwood · August 3, 2026

For Grimal, I say, thumbing that big ole heart button. Take my wretched wage slave earnings.

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Hazmat_Guy · August 2, 2026

I watched the video and holy shit it was awesome, I do feel like the werewolves are over powered, and humans just falling like leaves, but still I do love your aproach to new style of animation and the ACTION, was JUST LIT As FUCK, like Holy shit your doing god's work my man

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enemyofentropy · August 1, 2026

The episode is so so good that I walked away thinking "wow, they didn't need to work that hard to impress me and they did anyway" and upped my patreon

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Electro_Static · August 1, 2026

I am now mostly certain that Grimmal is the ghoul in the chapter house:

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Draconis Firesworn · August 1, 2026

may i suggest short form videos of things like the werewolf pack interacting and general exploits purely to feed the algorithm gods and not for my own selfish reasons (I NEED MORE OF THEM. and jambles specifically.)

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ts1Fan · August 1, 2026

unc 30 minutes...we waited over a year for 30 minutes...

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Kyle E Johnson · August 1, 2026

No, you got a big content drop every 2 - 3 months, several of which were over an hour and more than one was over 2 hours, while they juggled a few different projects. The big numbered releases are less than half of the series at this point. The in-between stuff isn't skippable filler. Some of the best content is in the audiologs. And, notably, they've been getting faster and faster in making things. It used to be 1 or 2 releases of a 30 minute thing every year, tops. It being 30 minutes long, is one of the ways they're making it faster. They announced it would be 30 minutes long, months ago. And the next ones should also be in the 20 - 30 minute range so you don't need to wait over a year for fully animated episodes again

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Yormolch · July 31, 2026

Just one more year... If I manage one more year of Job Training and keeping my position and I can finally financially justify upgrading my patronage to the 60$ tier. Then I will finally feel like I am supporting you guys enough. Stay strong and prosper!

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PEBZ101 · July 31, 2026

please ask, its easy to forget your are all very real people, who pour your heart and soul into your work and also need too be able to put food on the table and keep a roof over your head and also reap the benifits of being employed such as being able be paid well for the skills you bring to the table! you asked and i have increased my pateron and ask yearly, celebrate your amazing work and ask for support so you can make more. you are not begging for scraps your offering a deal that is like what you see get on board and invest into you for more ! your not selling a monorail, you inspiring a community get in here, show their love for the crew and to pay the bus fare and get on board this crazy ride! you are masters of the insprational speaches, that make me feel hopeful in this dark world that as long as we work together there will always be hope, and by work together i mean you go hunt vampires, i give you money to continue hunting vampires, you dont starve to death, can pay for disel for the golden goose and pay for tools to get the job done well and i dont worry about the vamps. its a win, win with laughs along the way! please just fucking ask, please post a follow up short praising the fan for their support, which will get you more support!!

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Copernicus · July 31, 2026

Wamuudes preserve us.

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Electro_Static · July 31, 2026

Got the poo backed up in my Colon! Leaving my Anus feeling Swollen!

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Sarah Zeiter · July 30, 2026

I'll see if there's any new people I can drag in! So happy chapter 6 is finally here but also always willing to wait. You put a ton of work into your videos and it shows. I'd always rather wait than have you need to rush or burn yourselves out. I'm here for the long term!

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CuVaria · July 30, 2026

Let's goooo. Looking forward to tomorrow :)

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Dr. Squares · July 30, 2026

Joined the supporters for the first time, in anticipation of the new episode.

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SkelTi · July 30, 2026

I'll clockwork orange my mates, she'll be right

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Kieran Saul · July 30, 2026

Every upload immediately gets shared in our discord lol

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FakeUser112 · July 29, 2026

So are you actually having colon problems

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Earndil Slartibartfast · July 30, 2026

He is not, he is just stressed.

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Greg Krak · July 29, 2026

It's almost time

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Zaku II · July 29, 2026

Ustedes pueden muchach@s , aqui los sigo apoyando ¡

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Alex Lank · July 28, 2026

I'm super excited for episode 6! In regards to your financial concerns, have you discussed running advertisements? I know in the TTS days you turned down a shadow legends sponsorship you mentioned would've been pretty lucrative. I think you might want to consider that. Yeah, advertisements can be tacky, but you guys put out quality and should be getting paid for it.

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Kyle E Johnson · July 30, 2026

They did previously and they had the one sponsored segment, but then they effort-creeped the audiologs. They might be able to fit sponsors into the gamer podcast. But a regular "state of the Ogre" seems to work better and take overall less effort, since it's stopped them from needing to take a sponsor in years

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Veritech · July 28, 2026

Ogres together strong!

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Kyle E Johnson · July 28, 2026

Why do you keep apologizing for putting up "call to action" videos? That's like apologizing to your regular employer every time you get a paycheck. You're doing work. You're doing *exceptionally* good work. The majority of people who watch it, don't pay. Poking them to pay it's not only morally correct. It's justified. It's reasonable. It's such a banal, obviously good and okay thing to do, I struggle to find more synonyms to describe it. I get the feeling that you'd rather do this for free because you feel like the business side of things tarnishes your art. I get that. Also, you need food. Remind people to pay you so that you can get food and beds and a rooms for those beds and socks for the feet of yourself and your kids. TLDR: stop being so goddamn morally pure and remind people that you're also people who deserve to get paid for their work. You earned it, but the universe will not drop it on your heads. You gotta smack the universe with a stick to shake some money-fruit from the branches like it's animal crossing.

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TaveyMavey · July 28, 2026

Upgrading my support tier as my speak. Godspeed ogres, keep up the fantastic work!

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Daniel Apodaca · July 28, 2026

Excellent, we shall see how much Mrackus has put the family in debt.

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Jojo · July 28, 2026

Hopefully 😂

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Tomato Gris · July 28, 2026

I have been recommending the show to all the people I think would be interested, I'll continue doing so cause it's a great show that deserves the love.

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AFinnishFish.Net · July 28, 2026

I will accelerate the pace of shoving this into peoples faces

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James McGuinness · July 28, 2026

Hoping to see if marckus will be saved in this also still hoping for grimal, harry, Amanda and Elise to join the golden goose

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bluefeatherearring8 · July 28, 2026

Don't you worry, fellas! I have an unhinged PowerPoint presentation on HtP which will be doing the rounds with anyone I can glue to a seat long enough to bombard them with it!

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enzo perennes · July 28, 2026

Welp time to start harrassing my friend about show i love yet again. "Igor get the tools we have work to do"

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ColorfulReaper · July 28, 2026

Have you guys considered making shorts? Using either old content or new content? Shorts and highlights are a great way to spark interest in New viewers.

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David · July 28, 2026

Aye aye Ogre!

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Space Wizard · July 28, 2026

I await with bated breath the inevitable doom of our dear protagonists. I will not apologize to my friends as they hear about this for the next 3 months minimum.

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Rustkarl · July 28, 2026

I have been trying to get some friends to watch it without threatening them with the meat grinder. May have to rethink that policy.

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AluminumRabbit · July 28, 2026

As we speak, I am positively VIBRATING with excitement!!

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Cukumber · July 27, 2026

I buy 5th tier I LOVE OGRES

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steven kiland · July 27, 2026

What currency was it again that you guys preferred? Can't recall if it was the euro or the British pound. I know you mentioned a while back that the USD has been causing issues.

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Kyle E Johnson · August 1, 2026

Euro. Something something it's the easiest to work with and pay all of their people with, something something more stable than the dying (USA) and dead (UK) empires' currency something something. I don't remember exactly why

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FusionCrane · July 27, 2026

Chater 6 soon!!! Ill find the budget to increase my tier, gotta carry my weight for the GOATS Ogre Poppenang

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Gray · July 27, 2026

Hey, I'll share where I can. I do wanna say, the episodes show the effort y'all put in. You guys do amazing work and it really does sound like you put your heart and soul into this series. I know a long creative project takes a lot. You guys are really going the distance with this.

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ts1Fan · July 27, 2026

Ngl you Guys need to put less on the plate anytime you guys get bigger you add more stuff to it ie more of these smaller bits when you're struggling with the major stuff i dont think adding even more with your fallout thing is a very good idea atm

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Big Bee · July 27, 2026

very excited for it. i already got some friends into the series but i will try to do may part by getting more of them to watch it cause it's peak

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The Creecher Feecher · July 27, 2026

I had an appendectomy so that I could live to see chapter six!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHILHELM · July 27, 2026

Stop being stressed. It’s possible to be so stressed you explode! But don’t think about that, because that will lead to more stress, which could cause you to explode!!!

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Gilver · July 27, 2026

I promise you I will share the video upon release everywhere I can as much as I can, you guys have always done amazing work and have been knocking all of HTP out of the park like a legendary home run of godly proportions so the least I can do out of support patron wise is spreading the word of the episode and in the process the series as well

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arthur D. gonzalez-martin · July 27, 2026

So are we going to see maid werewolf again

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UNBOXT · July 27, 2026

GODSPEED YOU LEGENDS!!!!!!!!!!

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Arcy · July 27, 2026

I wish you well, if im gonna get a raise i know where to put my money on!

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BULKEN · July 27, 2026

We hope to continue supporting y’all Ogres!

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Albert · July 27, 2026

NO LOSS SHALL BE TO GREAT. You are all so amazing, What you have done is amazing and it’s a SMART decision for the future. Thank you, Ogres.

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Silva Pup · July 27, 2026

For the D family we shall share this marvelous video you have spent your many hours perilously dedicating to perfection! We shall see your company achieve the success you need to bring us more delights!

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Christopher Loftin · July 27, 2026

On it boss o7

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DeCav · July 27, 2026

You have my full support as always, you foul and gorgeous fiends! Thank you for all the work that you do, from the bottom of my burlap-made heart.

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Sean · July 27, 2026

Shot in the dark but popular vtuber Calliope Mori is a WoD and WH40K fan. She once did a Hunter campaign with her friends a few years back and is now thinking about doing a wraith campaign. She also wants to voice act more. I’m saying all this to say reaching out and working with her might be a worthwhile endeavor with her 2mil subscribers

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Kyle E Johnson · July 28, 2026

You could also probably convince Brennan Lee Mulligan to do a cameo (ideally with the Tim Curry voice, if that's possible). Maybe even Matt Mercer. Anyone got their info? If they hasn't already seen it, they'd probably get blown away by the production value on Norfolk Wizard Game. .... Does PewDiePie still live in Sweden?

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Aliulo · July 27, 2026

I will make watching this episode, specifically, my entire personality.

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Magnus · July 27, 2026

We are very patient beans! We love you. I don't like that you're stressing D: I am sending love to the Alpha Team. Erandil you are and will always be our saltiest bitch and we love you!

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Saurid · July 27, 2026

of course it is sad that the mainline episodes take so long but I really love the content you guys make and we had some AMAZING Audiologs inbezween so I am here for the long ride!

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MaidenMars · July 27, 2026

know you all put in a crazy amount of work to produce stuff for us, thank u all for the beautiful things to look at and lose my mind over 🩷 happy to contribute to your moneydollars as much i can

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Elijah Agrusa · July 27, 2026

Can't wait. also Alfabusa did you take a look at those characters I created?

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shanniest of muffins · July 27, 2026

YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS IM GONNA WATCH THIS DAMN EPISODE 10 TIMES IN A ROWWWWWWWWWW

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Logan Katz · July 27, 2026

I'm surprised state of the ogre isn't an annual vlog update anyways. Will try to share

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how2vim · July 27, 2026

Take the time you need! Very excited for whenever it does release ready! <3

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Sarah Stern · July 27, 2026

So excited!

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Cass · July 27, 2026

I will endeavor to become more annoying abt htp to everyone in my life

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Chameleons · July 27, 2026

The wait is worth it for amazing work, and I'll do my part in spreading the ogre agenda into more unsuspecting minds!

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CollarBun · July 27, 2026

The ogres stay together until the end no matter what

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Opossum's Collection · July 27, 2026

I am excited and EAGER FOR THIS DROPP. I will do my darned-est to spread the word to other fans and friends to watch the droppp

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De-Lux · July 27, 2026

HYPEEEEEEE CHAPTER 6 IN four DAYSSS love your work guys and excited to see what youve got cookin!!!!

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Kronus4i · July 27, 2026

Oh thanks great makers of fine arts. But pls take care of each other.

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UpFrontPlace0 · July 27, 2026

The wait is definitely worth it and you guys are the GOATS!!!! I'll continue to support you guys and share your content to everyone I know until I get sent into an insane asylum

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Hal Embers · July 27, 2026

Exited as always, Keep up the amazing work gang 👍

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Jack Ponder · July 27, 2026

Thanks for the hard work. World's unfair and Youtube's weird because it's the only real game in town.

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Mister Joshua · July 27, 2026

I have already convinced all the best people in my life into watching HtP. Now I will bully my mortal foes into becoming fans.

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William Bird · July 27, 2026

I can’t wait!

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DB · July 27, 2026

It is as I sit here at work, reading instead of working, do I realize that yes, the last mainline chapter was over a year ago. I've been overjoyed with all the content since that, in all honesty, I had no clue. Please do not sweat, for it'll be amazing

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Azrux · July 27, 2026

With you Ogres till the very end!

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Kyle E Johnson · July 28, 2026

Seconded