YKS

[Television!] Hi, we’re Mike and JF, and we keep thinking about how our show lives at this weird intersection of totally absurd ideas and the rare ones that actually land. Today’s episode is probably the latter, but the path there has some real moments that feel like they belong on our show. I was l

[One of the “not quite as bad” billionaires paid for this episode to have no ads. Thanks I guess] Hey where the hell is Luke?! Just playing. He went to a nice farm upstate. He can run around all day and play fighting games and drink all of some guy’s diet sodas without asking. Meanwhile it’s back to

[luke said we should put ads in this one too but i said no! You are not in charge here!] In what may be a YKS first…(AND LAST!?!), there’s a different butt in one of the chairs than the normal butt! With our trusty co-captain DB out bringing unwanted trays of drinks back to a table somewhere in Ohio

[i dropped all the ads under the bed. I dont wanna go get em!] Another Monday? How awesome is that! Well here in the physical world, it’s always a lot of fun to look around and see various ads and bulletin boards and things like that. So you’d have to imagine it’s even more badass and cool to have t

[hey ads…(pic of kid rock flipping bird)] Hey…I was walking over there! That’s right, JF is back from NY and he’s ready to say whether he had a “nice time” or not! Plus several Kickstarter projects of ill repute! Look just be glad this one came out alright. It was touch and go, Jerry! Music for YKS

[What kind of ads would you read to Snoop Dogg?] Ice Cream is so yummy and nummy…even Snoop agrees! But enough about that guy, said no one ever, because it’s time once again for an ice cube invention! Hey don’t worry Snoop, we’re not talking about the man behind It Was a Good Day…you’re the only hip

[ad-free Patreon feeds…the ultimate vaccine] I don’t feel too good so I’m gonna get right to the chase. Cut to it, I mean. We did 6 Kickstarters this week and I think we spent most of the time talking about the grocery store. Word to the wise…DON’T have a huge milkshake after competing in a pickle e

Ah, guests…wait a minute…that gives me an idea for a month of episodes! Yeah like 2 years ago maybe! That’s right because of course we’ve already done it. And what a job we did do! If it wasn’t one guest, it was another, right on down the line. Before you knew it, we had an episode – actually, a str

[early bird got the ads haha.] Ah, guests…wait a minute…that gives me an idea for a month of episodes! Yeah like 2 years ago maybe! That’s right because of course we’ve already done it. And what a job we did do! If it wasn’t one guest, it was another, right on down the line. Before you knew it, we h

[there were ads on this one but you didnt hear them because you crashed your car into another dummy] You ever hang out with a kid who’s really excited to show you his toys and it’s like, to you, the toys are just kind of boring crap, but you play along because obviously it means a lot to him and he

[Tony said no ads on this one. We must be doing well!] AuGuest continues, and not a moment too soon! (????) The wonderful Merrit K from the online computer joins us for a laid back, “Weekend Style” YKS that just doesn’t make a mess! That’s right, no need to go and get a small towel and place it next

[The ads for this episode were left behind in Winter Sports World!] MyBobo…very annoying. Not that nice of a guy. I don’t think…I don’t think he’ll be coming around very much anymore, do you? Things have been arranged. To our mutual satisfaction. Thanks to our very wonderful and interesting and quit

[The ads for this episode were left behind in Winter Sports World!] MyBobo…very annoying. Not that nice of a guy. I don’t think…I don’t think he’ll be coming around very much anymore, do you? Things have been arranged. To our mutual satisfaction. Thanks to our very wonderful and interesting and quit

[The ads for this episode were lost in another dimension with the Mothman] Deep in the Realm of the Fruglins…our intrepid hosts form a new idea. Regular YKS, but with guests! And with that, AuGuest is born. I guess that happened last year, but we’re doing it again. And this time…it’s personal. (?) C

[The ads for this episode were lost in another dimension with the Mothman] Deep in the Realm of the Fruglins…our intrepid hosts form a new idea. Regular YKS, but with guests! And with that, AuGuest is born. I guess that happened last year, but we’re doing it again. And this time…it’s personal. (?) C

[ads for this episode are 30% off in the Can’t Read section of Target] I almost forgot to post this one. But that probably doesn’t reflect on the quality of the episode, right? I just forgot what day it was. But that probably doesn’t reflect on me as a person or the type of life I live, right? It’s

[the ads for this episode were on a piece of toilet paper. Not sure why] They should make more Star Wars movies. And by “they”, I guess I mean “whoever the fuck feels like it”. Hey it can’t be any worse than Rise of Skywalker, can it? Well, I thought that movie was decent. So it probably can be wors

[small blue line on the outside of my diaper that lets you know there are no ads in this ep] Look, I’m tired as hell for this one. Let’s just agree that we talked about pee and poop the normal amount, we weren’t too mean, it was just boring enough to go to sleep to but not so dull that you wanna uns

[The shit wizards made our ads disappear!] All I want to talk about is the shit wizards…but I know that I can’t! Obviously they would use a big turd as a wand – but, again, I can’t talk about that right now. I need to, instead, focus on the important things, such as a podcast about Apple products. S

[Dan bent over and hatched some ads for this episode but we stepped on them] I hate my headphones. There’s no pictures on them!! Or it can’t take pictures, or something! The point is, I really hate my headphones. And I think the only way to solve this problem is to not buy headphones from one of the

[putting little ads on paper towels] Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not “I need food” or “I need a job” but “Take the gut quiz!”. What could this mean? Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin

[Place your prediction on YKSMarket about whether or not this episode has ads!] What is this episode even about? Well, what do YOU want it to be about? With just a few taps. You can personalize your YKS episode to be about your favorite topic, customized for the day of the week, or even make a super

[Remember being a kid? There was no ads!!] Ah man. The raccoons got into the freaking crack again. And, yep, it’s making them do some really weird stuff, as you might expect. First of all, they’re raccoons. And to my understanding, them being wild animals, if there were enough of them stone cold sob

[the ads for this episode are streaming on youtube to no viewers in 2023] Oh ho ho well if it isn’t probably the 4th or 5th time I’ve started an episode description out with “Oh ho ho”. It’s weird because I do not talk like this in real life. I’ve probably never said those words in that order in my

[we outsourced all the ads for this episode to Mike Lindell] Don't actually click on any of this crap I'm just copying and pasting it from the Diamond and Silk Show episode descriptions on Lindell TV. And also that's the way it looks on the site. I didn't format it weird. They made it look that weir

[the ads for this ep are only on social media - where they have the most impact of all!] Welcome, my grazy friends, to Pleasure Land! Well, unless someone else has already said the phrase “Welcome to…” before saying the name of some place, in which case I obviously heard that first and ripped them o

[all the ads for this episode are in the ladies’ bathroom] My food is on the ground, my food is on the ground! If you listen closely, I’m making a sound! Tom Green voice. No but for real, what are we gonna do about all this food on the ground? There’s a piece of chicken in the dirt! There’s pizza in

[today’s ad-free experience brought to you by Southern Christian Women] Hey everyone I’m the magic frog. You can call me whatever you want for now, because as soon as you turn away, all memory of me will be wiped clean from your simple human mind! Now, to the task at hand – you have a single wish (e

[the ads for this episode were sniped by a drone circling the yks studio] Start your adventure! As a Banana Buddy, you get your very own game key and an exclusive wallpaper to show you’re part of the jungle crew. Swing into action and join the Gigawix world! Plus, an ice maker for those always on th

[We just took the ads down to the dump to weigh em] Well it’s 4/20 and of course that means we prepared something extra special for all our most herbaceous listeners! All we had to do was remember the date this episode was coming out, and plan something well in advance that hit the perfect note betw

[Ads for this episode available exclusively on TapTunes] Get a load of this one, bub! It’s an episode of the show we have all grown quite fond of over the years…with some guys on there, and some fun with a website, and hey who knows, maybe even a couple of laughs as well. If we’re lucky! And oh boy,

Listen to the show, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell! Or perhaps we already are! On today’s episode of YKS, recorded BEFORE Easter – so we won’t be talking very much about Easter or describing our Easter festivities this year in any terms other than pure guesses and maybe some hopeful

[ads for this episode got sucked out the cat tube] I wish I had come up with “Smart Beer”. That’s such a funny idea. But some business dick beat me to it. I wonder if I’m losing my fastball. Oh, no, I guess I’m not, because my copy of All The Pain That Money Can Buy is right here on my CD shelf! I’d

[the ads for this one are out on the porch] Now I’m just a simple country iced tea drinker, but it seems to me that if you want to drink iced tea, there are some crucial components to such a refreshing beverage. Oh actually nevermind that I’d rather talk about the soul food place I went to this week

(David Attenborough voice) Bitch…you live like this?? Recorded from Producer Dan’s home studio in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia, it’s the return of YKS: No Plans Edition, in which we kind of just fumble around the website and get sidetracked by whatever else is going on! Which, in this case,

[there’s some ads on the desk here somewhere...just gotta find ‘em] (David Attenborough voice) Bitch…you live like this?? Recorded from Producer Dan’s home studio in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia, it’s the return of YKS: No Plans Edition, in which we kind of just fumble around the website an

[nobody knows about ad-free episode better than me!] Not every Apple Watch is trapped on the wrist…the new “It all starts with a shift”, or “Pets always can’t make us stop hugging them”? Only time will tell. And you can see the time by looking at your old watch which you have shoved into a Game Boy

[i’m not touching those ads. A dog licked them for hours] Hey everyone! Thanks for “March”ing into the episode haha. Well obviously I’m in a silly mood today, and when you hear about these Kickstarters, I think you’ll know why! But for this one, you “Must Love Dogs”! Because two of them are about do

[no ads just bugs] I honestly can’t believe it. These two old guys put out another podcast. And they do it basically every week! Now, it’s not really about anything in particular. And it embarrasses them if you bring it up. Most people seem to use it to go to sleep. But like…wow! Lots of people don’

[ads4christ] There is good in this world…take my little robot vacuum, for instance. No, don’t! I love him! But really though. He’s just doing his thing. Sucking up dirt and wiping the floor and only driving through dog doo doo one time in his whole life and never again. Then he goes back to his hole

[check out all the ads from the Super Bowl. they’re pretty good] He drops back…taking his time…locates his target…and boom! The connection is made! That’s right, the connection between podcast file and RSS feed, of course! And with that, another historic episode of YKS has been posted, and JF has sh

[a chimp flipped out and ripped out all the ads] If Bubbles the Chimp were here today, I like to think he would say “Hey man, YKS is, like, my favorite podcast, dude!” And I just remembered that he is alive, but I guess I meant “here” in the sense of like, being right beside me. Which would frankly

[ads for this episode got froze up] Alright, the power’s out and the heat’s off. Let’s not use up the last bit of our phone battery hotspotting the laptop to write some long drawn out episode description gag where I replace the lyrics to Jidenna’s breakout hit “Classic Man” with stuff about doing a

[instead of ads we put a smiley face on here] Mike said he was sick for this one. I don’t know. He didn’t seem sick to me. He seemed suspiciously at the top of his game. And thank goodness for that. Because we needed all his powers for this episode – one full of fun, mirth, and madness! And some Kic

[the ads were last seen under Tom Waits’ armpits! I’m not even goin there!] P.U. ain’t just a university anymore, folks! It’s the premiere destination online for stinky celeb rankings, and honestly now that I’m typing it out I’m pretty mad I didn’t just make the site and paywall it instead of making

[your dog said no ads this episode so we said fine] It’s 2026…are we really still doing podcast episode descriptions? I mean, come on! It should be AI! Or it should be some guy on the other side of the world that we’re just saying is AI. It should be at least that. UGH! Fine. I will write it. But it

[Uh, Gene…what’d you do with the ads in this episode? (Gene farts)] It’s almost New Year’s, and we’re unlocking a New Fear – that of a New Episode of YKS NOT being released. But we’re also unlocking something else simultaneously, which makes this little linguistic flair quite apropos after all! That

[Uh, Gene…what’d you do with the ads in this episode? (Gene farts)] It’s almost New Year’s, and we’re unlocking a New Fear – that of a New Episode of YKS NOT being released. But we’re also unlocking something else simultaneously, which makes this little linguistic flair quite apropos after all! That

“You will want the ad-free episode!” Brew Joy to the world, the ep has come! Let Earth go rent some bees! It’s nearly that special season so I thought it would be fun to take a couple of the projects from this week’s episode and put them into a familiar tune. Can you guess the song, projects, or sea

[tosses an ad-free grenade into the room] Are you ready for a risqué musical parody of a podcast episode? Well bud, you’re in the wrong RSS feed. There’s hardly anything risqué about this episode of “The Poopy Wiener Show”, and barely any songs or jokes. It’s mostly just 3 guys talking through their