March 2, 2026

Episode 448: We’re Gonna Make You Sick

[i’m not touching those ads. A dog licked them for hours]

Hey everyone! Thanks for “March”ing into the episode haha. Well obviously I’m in a silly mood today, and when you hear about these Kickstarters, I think you’ll know why! But for this one, you “Must Love Dogs”! Because two of them are about dogs. And I was just thinking about that movie I’ve never seen before. I’m not even sure who’s in it. And I bet it sucks. But when it comes to talking about movies that suck, I will save the vast majority of my energy for Farrarch! Coming up this Friday on YKS Premium! Hooray!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

It's Not Just A Podcast…it’s also a video podcast! And more! It’s a new name but the same great content…hundreds of hours of it, in fact, and more coming every week! Don’t miss Farrarch IV: Some Kind of Monster’s extra bonus ep, exclusively on YKS Premium’s It’s Not Just A Podcast Tier, later this month!

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Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

Comments (34)

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Maisie Kaiser · March 5, 2026

dan got cannabis hyperemesis syndrome ☹️

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Will · March 5, 2026

184 grooves

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ryank · March 5, 2026

Hey guys can we not do throw up sounds right into the mic three minutes in holy crap it almost made me barf

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YKS · March 5, 2026

sorry it was a sneeze

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Chris Warren · March 4, 2026

I love that Big Soft Titty got a dog so now YKS has a dog. They're both good dogs, but this one feels cooler to me. I bet the dog's name isn't even insulting.

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YKS · March 5, 2026

ive had Dipshit for a long time he just wasnt allowed upstairs because he has shit on his ass but now i dont care

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aw · March 4, 2026

Tennis balls are yellow.

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YKS · March 4, 2026

yeah wtf was that aboot

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pfinzent · March 4, 2026

Did a bona fide spit take at 1:04:54

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jeremy · March 4, 2026

there is a spaceX dork on twitter that made a no plastic coffee maker but if DB is already doing the pour-over you can just buy glass or ceramic versions of the Hario v60

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Mig · March 4, 2026

the licking made my dog bust

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Toshi Inc · March 3, 2026

Best part of the episode was the loud licking during the groove dog shit plate.

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YKS · March 6, 2026

sorry dan left his mic on

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Sean Enright · March 3, 2026

Lol Jesse got so fucked up with the color talk. The court is not neon green, it’s green like freeway signs, with white writing because visually it provides the most clarity!!

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cr · March 3, 2026

(guy who just rewatched Minority Report) okay time for me to record several episodes of my hit podcast

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guy who’s mad about the underwear comment · March 3, 2026

Stop the maglev train

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Recursive Audio · March 3, 2026

Mozzarella sticks am good

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Matthew O'Reilly · March 3, 2026

JF needs to make a vasectomy bounty

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Brian G · March 3, 2026

I actually pictured your exact faces and height the first time I heard your voices.

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Buck Lovely · March 2, 2026

A young JF with no gag reflex? Building my time machine now

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Joey · March 2, 2026

is flynn real or an elaborate prank on non-video subscribers

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Nick Jones · March 2, 2026

The sheer joy radiating through their voices when the non-AI hat came in

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Nick Jones · March 2, 2026

Honestly the first time I considered turning an EP off

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T · March 2, 2026

Because of the mole on dans girlfriend’s ass?

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McZac · March 2, 2026

Stop the dang maglev train, dagnabit!

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natalie s · March 2, 2026

is Dan team 5 shaggys or 1 scooby tho

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Mortiis · March 2, 2026

I think he’s the rare “fine either way”

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Michael Pemulis · March 2, 2026

Surprising to hear Samson, from Carnivàle, endorse the dog piss drinking project.

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Horse · March 2, 2026

Dan hinting subtly at 5 shaggys vs 1 scooby and you know my ass is picking 1 scooby all day

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Mortiis · March 2, 2026

Stefan looks exactly like he sounds

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16_oz_mouse · March 2, 2026

Hey when I said that, I truly meant you sound different than you look. Especially Dan. If anybody else listens to Chubby Behemoth, the same thing happens to Becker all the time.

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YKS · March 2, 2026

just playin. everyone always says it

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Shayne · March 2, 2026

Those wet dog mouth sounds on that licking kickstarter are fucking disgusting. I also just fed my cats so I'm being bombarded with wet mouth sounds im gunna die

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Fuzzy Dunlop · March 2, 2026

My dog wont stop licking his ween and it sounds like this. I hate it.