Episode 463: Cooking Is Not Just A Food
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Comments (36)
Breast milk does in fact taste incredibly sweet. Very thin and watery too. JF has three kids and he's never tried it? Come on dude
JF you’re thinking of Easy Cheese in the pressurized nozzle can, and that Pringle n easy cheese sandwich sounds fire as hell
ohh ya
Fuck you the tangerine sours rock. Piss me the fuck off. You guys make me listen the worst podcast ever for like a half an hour and then you shit on tangerine sours. I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
i think i said there good…
Does JF not know about homeassistant
yes i do!! i use it!
I damn near choked on my crack smoke listening to Nate's buddies, thanks gang!!
"did you get it in a glove"
uh was db not just complaining about the scary movie trailer playing before backrooms in the last ep? embarrassing
Bargatze literally spotted with RFK jr today… YKS stays on the right side of history
Okay also I just saw that jelly roll is getting divorced. Huge day in YKStory
Dude blows goats by default based on what I'm hearing from y'all, but that Nate Bruhgraspy fella was at the Trump MMA bullshit apparently. Dude's like the Tab Cola of MAGA, so fuck that guy.
They still make the spray cheese
Listened while mowing my lawn after 6pm
I'm fixin to
The most popular podcasts on earth are the exact same structure as YKS but hosted by stupider people who don’t tell any jokes. Wild
the way JF was talking about brian regan i had to check to make sure he was still alive
Ill be honest the OF stuff was pretty funny, but the "Go Fund Yourself" was so low-rent, stupid, and nasty that i had to always turn that shit off like halfway thru
Whatever that podcast is it’s like if Jimmy Jr and Zeke from Bobs Burgers had a podcast. Two wolves! Wooooooowwwww!!!
I haven't listened to this episode yet, but I probably will, later.
How was it?
Nothing makes me happier than hearing the boys take the piss out of a shittier podcast than theirs! Get their asses!
hey, i left the opening voicemail. for reference i was moments away from falling asleep but saw the headline about NATELAND and knew I had to get the word out. forgot i left the voicemail till now, but glad you spent seemingly 25 full minutes listening to that shitty podcast. was genuinely hoping it would be the full episode. maybe next time
They read my same question to them at the end of the Rarest Labubu episode but they didn't answer it. Thank you for the VM and putting it this back on their radar. Well, they did answer it, but we didn't get the NATELAND bashing I was waiting for.
HOLY SHIT BRO fuck it’s hard to listen to the Nate land podcast bullshit omfg
Producer Dan rollercoaster that jacks you off while shitting
I know this isn’t really the right venue for this comment but I just wanted to give a HUGE shout out to Apple Podcasts for innovating on the tired old “back 15 seconds” button by having it actually skip forward like half the time. And for making it so the pause button will sometimes skip forward like a minute for no reason whatsoever. Nobody does it like Apple, much love!!
RIP Dan - another victim of Big (bad) Sub
“I LOVED the Mike character”-everyone walking out of the JF movie
Listening to that dipshit podcast segment really put hate in my heart. Thanks, guys.
But enough about YKS...
Mike and Jesse Have a Podcast is light years ahead of that piece of shit Nate Land stuff
I used to work in retail and would end my workweek around when YKS came out. Always looked forward to it all Sunday. Keep on brothers
Thought I was going to struggle getting to sleep but 25 mins in and I’m suddenly very sleepy. 🥱 thanks for the help guys
each week this post keeps me aligned with the timeline of my fellow man 🙏