September 28, 2026

Episode 478: When I Was 16, I Cold-Emailed Poopy Doopy

[i dropped all the ads under the bed. I dont wanna go get em!]

Another Monday? How awesome is that! Well here in the physical world, it’s always a lot of fun to look around and see various ads and bulletin boards and things like that. So you’d have to imagine it’s even more badass and cool to have that same experience in cyberspace! And you’d be right! So I say to hell with it, let’s start getting obsessed with OnlyFans to the point that we make a special phone to block ourselves from using it, upload our IDs to some guy’s Dropbox so we don’t have to carry our wallet around anymore, and listen to one HELL of a podcast. It’s YKS! Or whatever else is on, not sure.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (12)

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Fraans · September 28, 2026

What's with all the advertisements for the Army and IDF???

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Ranger Rick · September 28, 2026

Honestly if a busty AI cricket can take all the the ads and put them in second life or whatever the fuck so i don't have to look at em, great

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J L · September 28, 2026

did anyone know the link to that video of that guy talking to his tesla? i need to send it to my GC

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YKS · September 28, 2026

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdjGgu4BiJK/

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Pat · September 28, 2026

Apologies if y’all find it later on in the ep. the trump word you were trying to remember was “asylum” — he thinks asylum seekers are from mental asylums lmao

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YKS · September 28, 2026

thats exactly it lol. cool guy

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Argent You Glad I Didn't Say Banana · September 28, 2026

I watched a bunch of ai family guy clips and now I feel dizzy and ill

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Sean Enright · September 28, 2026

AI is one of Spielberg’s best, dumbasses. It’s basically a Kubrick movie.

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Michael Pemulis · September 28, 2026

You can't be coming here for good movie takes.

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Recursive Audio · September 28, 2026

Dan with the buzzer beater.

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Recursive Audio · September 28, 2026

On here

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David Browm · September 28, 2026

“It is strange to have your head be a completely different color than the rest of your body.” I can hear Bryan pulling his hat down lower from here