March 23, 2026

Episode 451: High School and Some College

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Now I’m just a simple country iced tea drinker, but it seems to me that if you want to drink iced tea, there are some crucial components to such a refreshing beverage. Oh actually nevermind that I’d rather talk about the soul food place I went to this week where a real bumpkin looking customer was asked “Are you a tea drinker?” and he got a free sample of the sweet tea. After hemming and hawing over the availability of sweet ‘n’ low, he relented and the two men began talking about going to the chiropractor to fix their backs. The customer said he went once a week! He was wearing compression socks! That’s a no bueno situation, indeed. But enjoy the tea, my friend. It was made in a volcano.

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Comments (16)

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Bagweed · March 29, 2026

when I found out that Prego meant “thank you” I threw out all my damn pasta sauce

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Clay Dunk · March 27, 2026

I speak no Italian but from the short clip y’all played it was obvious he was saying it’s not just a blank it’s a blank

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Ranger Rick · March 26, 2026

Estate sales might be the last place on earth you can still actually find a good deal, in my experience

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Benjamin · March 25, 2026

I like the bean thread pad Thai better leftover than fresh

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legrawd · March 24, 2026

Awww yeah folks, it's time to eat a bowla grapes!

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Will · March 24, 2026

Strong smelling

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Paul · March 24, 2026

Leftovers rock

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Daniel Daughhetee · March 24, 2026

We had Goody’s in Birmingham, too

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Shayne · March 23, 2026

Firstly im baked... so i was thinkin the shower dot thing could have some use cases for me at work as a mechanic. Tool settings etc. BAKED outta my gourd the next millisecond i thought oh "paint markers. Yeah a sharpie." How is there a guy who traced the thread all the way to attempting to create a product

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No · March 23, 2026

Estate sale ykscapade might finally earn you some respect with my wife but probably not

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Michael Pemulis · March 23, 2026

I get not agreeing with Sarah Huckabee Sanders's politics, but without her as Immortan Joe, that movie doesn't become an instant classic.

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Horse · March 23, 2026

It's yks and it's Monday morning! Mike and jf make it not so boring!!! Two certified fellas who are good at this, you have never of guys who are so good at this

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Horse · March 23, 2026

Howell really fucking has something that I just don't I swear

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csalyer . · March 23, 2026

CoMo babeeeee

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cr · March 23, 2026

It’s true what they’ve been saying: everyone in Columbia is listening to YKS at all times

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Jonathan Seid · March 23, 2026

I want to dress like Dan’s desk for Dancon this year but I don’t own enough half drunk sodas and empty vapes