Episode 468: The Crowdfunding Junkies
[the ads for this episode were on a piece of toilet paper. Not sure why]
They should make more Star Wars movies. And by “they”, I guess I mean “whoever the fuck feels like it”. Hey it can’t be any worse than Rise of Skywalker, can it? Well, I thought that movie was decent. So it probably can be worse than that. Scary Movie was worse than it. So it stands to reason that other things could be as well. I’m guessing that being one of those guys who shows up to the ER saying he slipped and fell on a barbie doll in the shower and it went all the way up his ass and he can’t get it out is worse than Episode 9, also, from what I have read in various journals and documents. Speaking of which, I have to go work on some documents right now! Ah, I’d love to talk more about this or anything else but I simply don’t have the time. Documents await!
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Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
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Comments (22)
Hunter Biden is 5 foot 8
Highly suspect that was Kath Krueger calling in at the top
Feeling very seen with regards to the pre-sleep pee ritual. Looking forward to our horrible diagnoses sometime down the road. Cheers lads
Pretty sure Patrick Doran is allergic to carrots
if there's one thing i feel like yall could actually get into its magic the gathering
What’s cool about whatever Dan is doing to the audio is that whenever they play a video, it sounds like the speaker is directly behind you. So, when the video person rustles their lav mic, and you are, for example, walking around in the forest by yourself looking for mushrooms and listening to YKS, you might shit poop down your legs because it sounds like a bear is rustling a bush right behind you.
dang I always thought JF knew his Canada but then he said Newfoundland is in The Maritimes...
You guys should watch the British Pimp My Ride for Rubbish Lads, they say “garage” all the time
Getting owned by your children is the fate of every parent
One million percent on Mike’s side with dangling your foot out for heat control. Most mornings I end up having tossed all covers off of myself while my wife is three layers deep with a heating pad on.
using a fan for the hot chip challenge is cheating
Showing your daughters jackass is extremely funny
How do I join the discord?
JFs new picadillo about episode IX is his strangest obsession since “all pizza tastes the same”
You'll play 40k. We all do eventually. We all float down here.
Finally, a Mr Show Scams & Flams guy but for Kickstarter projects
Damn Mike read my comment. I was hoping Maddalena was the one reading those.
I listened right when I woke up LFG
Gotta go down to the end of the driveway to open the ornate gate to your mansion?
I’m in Nashville on a visit from Vermont, is it always this hot? Is everyone an aspiring musician? What is the best trading card shop to visit around here?
At least Disney had a film to base it off of - Six Flags Over Georgia kept the "Monster Plantation" ride going EVEN AFTER Monster Emancipation. I still go every year to celebrate Monster Juneteenth.
It’s not just about foot temperature for me, as a massive tosser i need the feet free to wiggle while staying asleep. Guess i’ll kiss myself.