May 11, 2026

Episode 458: PB&J Classic Grill and Bar

[all the ads for this episode are in the ladies’ bathroom]

My food is on the ground, my food is on the ground! If you listen closely, I’m making a sound! Tom Green voice. No but for real, what are we gonna do about all this food on the ground? There’s a piece of chicken in the dirt! There’s pizza in the mulch! There’s jalapeno poppers on the floor! (I call the ground the floor). But most of all, there’s 5 other Kickstarters that are not signs you can put up to harass delivery drivers, so maybe one of those is the one you like, I don’t know. Are you supposed to like them? I honestly forget. No, right? 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (19)

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Patrick Carroll · May 17, 2026

The boys are spending too much time on bluesky if that’s how they learned about the onion buying infowars instead of hearing about it from tim heidecker

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Lincoln G · May 13, 2026

JF out here not knowing about the splash pad toilet paper strat... Step it up JF. Your poops should be dropping in like a boulder chucked into a flooded quarry

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Pizza_Poss · May 12, 2026

Bruh my grandma told me that people would wait under your car to slash your ankles when I was like 5 truly an insane thing to say to a kid

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Will Dearborn · May 12, 2026

the door dash guy...grim

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BizarreManatees · May 11, 2026

"The Brothers Kasparimov", ah yes, one of my favorite novels by Frodo Doswarovski

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Johnny Eckerd · May 11, 2026

We demand a subway review episode

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Clay Dunk · May 11, 2026

Legitimately funny intro call & then our boys just ignore it and talk about Jelly Roll’s penis again

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Joe · May 11, 2026

Did you hear about the new $20 sub at Subway? Yeah they pay you $20 to eat it

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McZac · May 11, 2026

The Pimps and Pros guy sounds like an Andrew Hudson character from E1

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Shit · May 11, 2026

Recently had a lady riding my ass while angrily bitching someone out on facetime AND smoking a cigarette. Just steering with her forearms looking directly into her phone. She had to be at least 60. I just pulled off and let her pass.

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Daniel Jakob · May 11, 2026

Thank you so much for changing the Six Pack theme back! And for another fuck of an episode 😍

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Nick Jones · May 11, 2026

Me nodding along as JF describes onion wars like he's my life coach

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Horse · May 11, 2026

Porch drop is what I call the ol' flamin bag if any pranksters catch my drift

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aw · May 11, 2026

“The Brothers Kasparanov” is a Bryan level flub.

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W.E.B. DemBoyz · May 11, 2026

“Riff denied” is killing me lol

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Will Dearborn · May 12, 2026

i completely lose it every time

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Mig · May 11, 2026

thank you!!!!

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csalyer . · May 11, 2026

Happy Monday everybody

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GolfBaller · May 11, 2026

What if Sundays are my Saturdays and Mondays are my Sundays?