Episode 460: I Want Hokey Pokey
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Well I did put it in italics because I was paranoid about someone taking it seriously. Anyway on today's show we're being asked to finance some rich guy's pet project for no apparent reason, begging an aspiring musician to not use AI, and handing over our most personal date to an unaccountable private database. Oh wait, is this REAL LIFE!!!? Or is it the show! Or is it just fantasy. Freddie Mercury! Nah it's just the show. But I wouldn't mind some Fat Bottomed Girls! Oh yeah! Take me home tonight!!
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Comments (24)
help i cant stop listening to this one lmao
Love Dan committing to the bit that audio level normalization is being done
my favorite thing about opening Patreon app to listen to the boys is how it opens the main feed & starts autoplaying some video from some dickhead pogging about the latest Funkopops before I expertly tap the “tab that shows me the stuff I subscribed to” 😎
this is an all-timer. These guys are truly players with swag and rizz
dry dick rando here, the voicemails and videos are a little quiet tbh. not a huge deal but if I’m not wearing headphones I have to crank the volume to understand whatever the yahoo who called in is talking about
Yeah I have a “Chicken salad chick.” Her name is the Piggly Wiggly deli case!! $4.79 and they even got ones with pecans in em
Didn’t want to be the one to say it but the voicemails and videos are quiet
OK I had to add this: the Daym stuff is absolutely killing me because my sister, who does Instagram food posting as a hobby, is one of the creators who was invited to the Foodie Fam Fest and yes you dropped her name and I'm losing my mind. Come to Hartford boys! Adding this: asked her about it, and she said he asked her to just promote the event on her IG for VIP tickets and then went ahead and added her photo to the website, lol.
Subway CEO Jonathan Fitzpatrick? JF? Hmmmmm
I'm so mad Daym hasn't said what model of prosthetic penis he has. He better be rocking the AMS 700 like Tom
i'm sorry but there is definitely a problem with the audio. your speaking levels are great (especially DB's rich deep notes), but i can barely feel ANYTHING in my asshole when you guys play videos!
DB’s record store anecdote actually got me mad. Might be the worst crate digger in existence.
lol
I’ve actually never been able to hear the Kickstarter videos. I thought it was a running joke
Daym is a Carl Tart character
can't wait until i can play this podcast up my ass
Dan needs to do his due diligence.
Mike getting horny looking at a restaurant menu, on Memorial Day, is disrespectful to the troops.
There is literally not a single moment in this episode where I could predict what was going to happen next.
When Dan says he gambles to make what he "should be making", he means less. He's losing all his damn money!
what’s this one about
Delighting in DB identifying plants! 🌱
finding out he used to forage for medicinal plants as a child is essential lore for his character
These guys love creating CONTENT, even on a holiday weekend.. thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡🫡