May 4, 2026

Episode 457: My Homie Has An Incredible Nose For Fragrance

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Hey everyone I’m the magic frog. You can call me whatever you want for now, because as soon as you turn away, all memory of me will be wiped clean from your simple human mind! Now, to the task at hand – you have a single wish (eh…inflation) that I will grant. Just say the word, and it will be yours! What do you desire? Riches, fame, having a really good phone number that just kind of “flows”? Whatever your heart can conjure, simply say the words, and it will be yours! You want me to get your shoes for you. Ok. It’s gonna take a few seconds. Alright. Here ya go. It’s raining today fyi. Whatever. 

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Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (25)

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Peter Fries · May 12, 2026

I’m a week late to this one, but enjoyed Dan finally chiming in an hour and thirty six minutes into the episode

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cw · May 8, 2026

Did you guys watch the 4/20 awards this year? I gotta know who this year’s spectacalar favorite hottest singer is

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melissa · May 6, 2026

Give me the piss soda any day

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McZac · May 6, 2026

I remember the commercial with Carrot Top telling me to “dial down the center! C-A-L-L-A-T-T, it’s free for you and cheap for them *smirk*”

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McZac · May 6, 2026

Or it was Bob Burnquist, I don’t remember

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Brodan · May 5, 2026

New six pack theme hurt me

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aw · May 5, 2026

My homie has a certain taste for resplendent home decor.

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John Lisowy · May 5, 2026

Learning that there's a non-zero chance that Mike might have over 30 pairs of shoes is really redefining my expectations of him

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kmanisland · May 5, 2026

The riff denied reversal! Good God Almighty Ladies and gentlemen i've never seen anything like it!

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Neil Jones · May 5, 2026

ok

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Horse · May 4, 2026

I was just talking to my partner about the rubber ball thingy this morning!!! I feel like I don't know how it would be like clean getting it up there exactly like in a way that you wouldn't still need to clean yourself

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Phil Blatter · May 4, 2026

My pussy prolific, call it Ry Cooter

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Austin Ellingworth · May 4, 2026

Fergus Falls, MN… my favorite southern city!

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Phil Blatter · May 4, 2026

Home of Otto the Otter!

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Ian · May 4, 2026

Saw some Longaberger baskets at the thrift store last week and honestly... those are some nice fuckin' baskets, I get it.

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Jamie Hott · May 4, 2026

I'm happy to hear someone bring up the Force Fridays "Funko Pops are decimated" article. I think about that and when YKS had Yoda guest star on a episode every May The 4th.

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Nick J · May 4, 2026

Listening to this ep fucked up my earpawns, thanks guys

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Michael Pemulis · May 4, 2026

Pim Kuipers, Karen Raisin, Suzanne Peppers

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Temi · May 4, 2026

This new six pack song is just crazy

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Mortiis · May 4, 2026

Induced constipation is certainly a solution

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pk-sebben · May 4, 2026

I just finished Gravity’s Toothpick and I had…… *noooo* idea what was going on

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Daniel Jakob · May 4, 2026

I will not die on this hill, but please change the six pack theme back 😭

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YKS · May 4, 2026

to what?

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Mig · May 4, 2026

rip rudy : )

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T S · May 4, 2026

🤞🤞🤞