February 9, 2026

Episode 445: Boosting Crotch Dimensions

[check out all the ads from the Super Bowl. they’re pretty good]

He drops back…taking his time…locates his target…and boom! The connection is made! That’s right, the connection between podcast file and RSS feed, of course! And with that, another historic episode of YKS has been posted, and JF has showered DB with the celebratory Sports Electrolyte Drink. What color was it? Well it was either red or green…let’s ask that fool!! Nah but that was a lot of fun. And so is this episode! Except just like this weekend, the best part is the ads and the halftime show (Producer Dan chugging a gallon of Aquafina).

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (15)

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Noah · February 12, 2026

Lost it at the audio key

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Clay Dunk · February 12, 2026

Guys this episode is too long

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Daniel Daughhetee · February 11, 2026

Don’t let today’s “maybe” become tomorrows “I wish,” JF. Pick up the brush and paint the goblins

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Hana · February 11, 2026

honestly i’m with producer dan here those delivery bag staples have cut me

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Mig · February 10, 2026

can we get a megamix of db and jf singing along to stock music??

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Patrick Denne · February 10, 2026

The fat waiter got fired and got a job as the delivery driver. Come on

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Dizzy B · February 9, 2026

Dan, helpful tip for the paper delivery bag, rip the top off below the staples.

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Austin Ellingworth · February 9, 2026

Set up every iPhone in an Apple Store in West Michigan to play this episode on repeat. The ad dollars better go crazy.

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Maddalena · February 9, 2026

Pls heart this if u enjoy db’s funny rants ab terrible ppl

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Maddalena · February 10, 2026

Thank you all for saving my job . 🙏🏼

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big al · February 9, 2026

hey peter there’s a beak in your slit

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gav · February 9, 2026

Could we get pooh shiesty on the next miketober now that’s he’s free?

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gav · February 9, 2026

Is YKS rocking with tommy wright III?

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Aaron · February 9, 2026

Bless up

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csalyer . · February 9, 2026

Good morning everybody