YKS Premium S39E7: Who’s Got Hands for Impact?

Don't feel bad about the pizza place cheese, Mike. When I worked in a grocery store bakery sometimes I would take fist fulls of the streusel and go straight up rat mode.

Apologies if this has been discussed but I've recently been considering getting in the discord, just as the Israeli guy took it over and is requiring face scan. Any plans to migrate the community? Are there even really any good alternatives?

The tight ends really tore that weed guy a new asshole.

Hey JF the only appropriate cheese for an Italian sub is provolone I hope this helps. In the future if you get flustered about when someone asks what you want on your sandwich just commit Mikes Way to memory

I was unprepared for Babak Baban’s faculty headshot.

Listing my wisdoms on my resume

The disclaimer of despair at the end of the show is a good bit.

That riff in the middle about the cheap casket - I used to work at a funeral home when I was in college. The prices are absolutely insane but one of the most interesting things is that if you are getting cremated but want a viewing, you can get a rental casket. They take basically one of the cheapest caskets and it has a cardboard liner for you inside and after the service they remove you with the box and then cremate you. Somewhere in my random crap I still have the rental casket cardboard liner assembly instructions.

I go absolutely nuts when DB mentions Bloor

I spent six months in the Kroger deli in my youth and can confirm it did suck pretty hard. Emptying the grease trap from the rotisserie oven is fucking disgusting and if it overfills it will shoot gallons of rancid chicken fat over the floor. Easily the worst smell I’ve ever experienced. The amount of food waste is really insane too. Also dumbass customers are always asking you to make them a sandwich but they don’t even know what they want on it and you basically have to design it for them???

Last couple years every pizza place tried just ripping off Jets and Buddies and selling Detroit Style pizza that was just their crummy dough but thicker

Here’s an idea. You could make a heart shaped, cafeteria-grade pizza and … well, this is crazy but I could eat it alone in my car and film my reaction. What else.. I could maybe zoom in on the half eaten pizza (a “money shot” is the technical term, I believe) after a bite? Just throwing out some ideas here.

I bought a fist full of human cat foods yesterday and I thought to myself "Yeah, this is gonna change my life"

Love all this talk about how there's no innovation in the restaurant space, but not a peep outta DB how he would innovate in the hot dog space 🤔🤔