February 13, 2026

YKS Premium S39E7: Who’s Got Hands for Impact?

What if a weed drink didn’t get you high…and what if you could use an app to talk to someone who is standing right in front of you? Oh yeah and we’re going to the moon now, too! There are so many great ideas in this world that it’s hard to distill them all down into just one show, but hell if we did it, so can the lighting geniuses over at Go Fund Yourself: A Cheddar TV Production. And so we return, once more into the breach, to visit our friends Jayson Dumbass and David Dumbass, and like, 4 other dumbasses. 

Music for YKS Premium courtesy of Wavmage, Howell Dawdy and Mark Brendle. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Art by ExtraNapkins and animation by PremiumContent. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Comments (28)

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yotedrummer · February 17, 2026

DB’s got a knot in his stomach BECAUSE his ball is purple

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AJ Devine · February 16, 2026

Chaos hat is looking good on you big man

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Sean Enright · February 16, 2026

Mike nailed it with what’s really going on here. They preach about how important and rare human connection is, but it sounds like the purpose of their product is to make sure you don’t accidentally connect with the wrong people.

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Sean Enright · February 15, 2026

Did Jesse change his clothes???

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YKS · February 17, 2026

yeah he peed his pants

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zinta · February 15, 2026

Linxy just reinventing grindr

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Christopher Scragg · February 14, 2026

Sick hoodie, Mike. Where'd you find it?

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YKS · February 14, 2026

https://boots4booters.bigcartel.com/product/made-for-war-hoodie

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Do_rand · February 14, 2026

If you have AT&T for cellular you get hbo free

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Do_rand · February 14, 2026

I love the go fund yourself episodes but I’m not sure it’s worth the strain on jf and db’s mental health

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DB · February 14, 2026

Mike has mentioned not being able to imagine what it's like living in San Jose or Silicon Valley a couple times now, and as a native not working in the tech sector, it really isn't that bad. Most of the gross tech stuff is actually in San Francisco. There's a huge amount of diversity around here; even our diversity has diversity. San Jose is a population center and most of the tech presence in the south bay is more legacy than anything else. I live literally down the street from Apple's whack ass circle building in Cupertino, and it might as well not exist. The chinese shopping center across the street is much more of a culturally important locale to the people around here. The average person in this area associates much more closely with SJSU than Stanford.

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Robert Armstrong · February 14, 2026

PubSub ain't slept on down ATL way - your ass is in A LINE unless you hit it at WEIRD hours.

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Ethan · February 14, 2026

The CBD drink website has fake shop functions. You can’t buy it

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Buck Lovely · February 14, 2026

J.F. is dressed like a cricket player. Chuffed to see an ambassador of this renown for the grand sport

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tmasterp · February 14, 2026

My wife is a certified cheesemonger

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tmasterp · February 14, 2026

Jf become a redwings fan

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Sad Newt · February 14, 2026

I felt kind of like my grandfather listening to jibberjabber AM hate radio to validate his worldview but I sincerely enjoyed the grousing session at the end and felt less insane as I move amidst my coworkers/customers

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Brad Brittain · February 13, 2026

Am I fucking insane or have you guys covered this CBD diabetes guy before on something else?

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YKS · February 14, 2026

you sound nuts

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Heather Ann · February 13, 2026

I work in the dairy department now but did work in our stores version of pick up and can confirm it sucked ass. Please let me know if you would like to set up an interview about the secrets of stores.

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Letsdisinfect · February 13, 2026

Hell yeah sweet Blood Bros. shirt!

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Sad Newt · February 14, 2026

Pac NW killers

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Horse · February 13, 2026

I also used to drive a base model Nissan versa, that I paid 1 dollar for from my family. The horn would honk if you grabbed the steering wheel to hard, and when the exhaust rotted out and I had a redneck straight pipe. That thing may as well have been a go kart

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Horse · February 13, 2026

This is two times now of cheddar TV where I thought we were gonna watch one ep of go fund yourself but it was another

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Horse · February 13, 2026

Life is an emotional rollercoaster

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chromesandwich · February 13, 2026

we love DB!!!

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Sloppydong Milosedick · February 13, 2026

Y’all gotta wait to get HBO until they offer deals. Currently getting basic with ads for $2.99/mo for 12 months. And you can bet your ass I got in my calendar when to cancel it so they don’t get my sweet ass.

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joe lopez · February 13, 2026

Those $4.99 little Caesar’s pizzas were a lifesaver when I wasn’t working during Covid