Michael S. Judge

I'm still gonna do the planned Lost Highway & Mulholland Drive shows, but I semi-accidentally walked into the chance to do something mind-boggling this week – there is every chance that it could get canceled or be 360 no-scoped by technical shit, and it's surreal enough that I'm not counting on anyt

They did it. The Fourth Reich rose, without its masks, and declared genocide JUST A SAD FACT OF LIFE. Please take a moment to read what Amjad wrote to me a couple days ago: My dear brother Michael, I miss you so much, and I sincerely hope you are healthy and safe. I wish I could tell you that things

I didn't really know any To Catch a Predator history, never watched an episode, etc. When I tell you that I am locked in on my shit, understand this: I LIVED in Denton, TX when that DA blew his head off because he knew he was about to get caught. I knew nothing about it. No memories at the time; no

And electricity – in ways that I believe, ways that I don't need to believe but could defend, and ways I don't care to defend – is NOT the opposite of water. Electricity is water's gnostic twin. And you know very well that VALIS (the thing, not the book) is angelic biomachinery that tries to correct

somebody who listens to this show must have a connection to El-P, and I've had a show I need him for, waiting and perverting itself, for years. Tell him we've fought the same civil rights battles as white unnerving Irishmen please make it clear that I do NOT want to talk about Run the Jewels; if the

Alright, new subscription tiers are up. Let's see if I attain irrevocable toxicity, or, and this does occur in the literature, infect myself so thoroughly as to generate an effective immunity M

I probably shoulda said this clearly: I need to clean up the subscription tiers before I change anything, because those were, quite literally, one tier that I intended to be functional, and then several more that I added as an experiment, to see if anyone would pay more money for exactly the same th

History is made. The first Papal bull pronounced with an assertion of infallibility – which I think you Prots think we do all the time – since November 1, 1950, when Pius XII declared the Assumption of the Virgin Mary (i.e. her ascent directly to Heaven, without needing to die first) to be official

sorry, there was supposed to be one last nite, then 2 consecutive days of medical tomFOOLery ensued

I'm not sure exactly how, maybe my fault – delirium and so forth – but it would seem that a lot of people didn't quite get what I meant to ask last time, so: • I'm not changing anything about DEATH/CORNER itself. Same as ever ’twas, $5 for at least 2 episodes per month, sometimes more, • I'm suggest

While I was really goddamn sick, and had no idea why (still don't), it started occurring to me that, well ... my age, my episodes of truly revolting alcoholism, the junkie years, the having-to-quit-the-junkie-years (those probably never end), the really astonishing list of psychiatric medications, t

I've gotten enough people sending me concerned, well-wishing messages over the last couple weeks, and enough "I'm not sure what's going on here" episode comments, that I sposed I would explain – planned to do this weeks ago, but the sickness came back over and over: Beginning around the end of June,

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This is the NBA Finals. It's the oath the swordsman swears to his sword. It's Jaylen Brown rowing in an eternal circle because he has no left hand.

First, enjoy an 8-minute tour of empire's end, directed by a bad comedian with no nose. Then: The United States of America, Considered as a Sadomasochistic Party Trick. Marat/Sade, free, divided into chapters. This fictional Sade is often righter than Marat. Jacques Roux is righter than either. If y

of things I thought might come up in this one; much too much for two hours. I will begin this show with a (relatively) long piece of music that is a (relatively) short part of a much longer piece of music. The length of the silences between sounds at the beginning will make you think something is br

Great news – I found our Norms and Institutions! They were underneath 160 dead Iranian girls.

is so much left to do with the ’Ómêros bidness that I'm hoping to do a bonus episode next Thursday. Interview with DMX

the things a crow puts in its nest are always those that make it shine best (I think you say "convenience store"? I mean it like it is, like it sounds.)

I wanted to say this on the show, and my voice died before I could get there: Amjad's little sister is very, very sick from a combination of disease circulating in the Rafah camps, respiratory illness brought on by breathing the dust of an exploded homeland, and various injuries along the way that m