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September 9, 2026

ASINUS, EX CATHEDRA: "HrrrnguhHWAH." St. Peter's Square Erupts.

History is made. The first Papal bull pronounced with an assertion of infallibility – which I think you Prots think we do all the time – since November 1, 1950, when Pius XII declared the Assumption of the Virgin Mary (i.e. her ascent directly to Heaven, without needing to die first) to be official dogma.

Thank you, truly and kindly, to everyone.

M

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Iammax · September 29, 2026

What happened to Harv's smile?!

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Tony Way · September 18, 2026

Fucking love owls! Their eyes and hearing are insane. Barred Owls sound like an army of goblins in the forest. Have you heard of the theory that the Chickarney that stole children in the night is actually a genetic memory of a long legged owl thats now extinct in Puerto Rico

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Iammax · September 29, 2026

Chickcharney is Bahamian. Not trying to be that dude... Puerto Rico has a nearly identical situation, just two different species of hypothetical owl. And one nearly identical piece of mythology/reality. ♡

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Khaver · September 18, 2026

I don't know if you've listened over those old tapes but ended this one on a track to that made me think of the Vancouver Poetry Conference — like the Olson and Dorn and Jack Spicer and Duncan parts

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Khaver · September 18, 2026

Cushvlog revival

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Kamran Husain · September 15, 2026

michael fuck weeks when i was an athlete i had the following keto principles of being; day one low effort day with small periods of medium to high effort day two: work hard until you require a break day three: same as day one day four: marathon day five: rest i’m not god i can’t do that many days

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Andrew Rassling · September 15, 2026

Amigo, seré sincero, it feels dumb for me to increase ANY subscription before my wife lands herself a new job. We are riding the knife's edge. But I'm gonna keep this shit in mind for when we get a little more flex. 5 bucks to hear YOU to unleash the schizophrenic firehose? I'm fucking excited man. Love you as much as is normal man!

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Jeffrey Shea · September 15, 2026

Dilige, et quod vis fac…here’s to 117 more

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A · September 12, 2026

Dog shit

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Robimbo Robamacop · September 11, 2026

Dunno if this is the exact owl, but I want so badly to see a highlight reel of people's first ever reactions to encountering this sound while tripping or plastered:

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Robimbo Robamacop · September 11, 2026

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Tyto_alba_-_Western_Barn_Owl_XC345927.mp3

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Daniel Estrella · September 10, 2026

wait… happy birthday??? :0

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elle · September 10, 2026

deep lore, back back catalogue ;-)

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elle · September 10, 2026

happy birthday, m oh, to be a spider monkey. a damp owlet looks like a haunted feather duster enjoyed the old-style nature episode, i hope King Robert's progeny are still about/thriving look forward to more madness be well 🖤

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Travis · September 9, 2026

I will always take more of the only podcast worth listening to

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Nathan · September 9, 2026

I love the way you speak into the michaelphone. Enough so that you may have $10

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Gholson Lyon · September 9, 2026

This is by far my favorite show to listen to, so I will happily pay more for additional content. We are all brainwashed in America since birth to believe many things, so this show definitely helps to pull back the curtain a bit. I was just in San Francisco, staying in the Haight-Ashbury area, so I visited the new counter-culture museum there, which had some nice content on the 1960's, but there is quite a bit of homelessness and drug use in that area now. There was this promise of America in the 1950's and 1960's that has gone away and/or been usurped by greed. It is good that Judge can make a living with this podcast, as I do wonder what Ezra Pound's life was really like in his later years, after so much of what happened to him..... and the same goes for Oscar Wilde. My point here is that very creative people are (usually) not rewarded or recognized in society, even back then, but perhaps even worse now. I still need to read Confidence Man and Pierre from Herman Melville, but his short stories (Bartleby, BIlly Budd, etc...) and Moby Dick really drive home this point that intensely creative people may not be rewarded at all in their lifetimes. Anyway, here's looking forward to more shows from Judge, and hopefully stable health.

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Jesusgod · September 9, 2026

I’m super down. Can’t wait. Prolific Mike

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Screaming Ultra Violet Brain · September 9, 2026

In Warren Beasley We Trust

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Matthew Krueger · September 9, 2026

"Butterfly my backbone open and slam it down on that third rail" *pause* This was terrific. "Judge, with Night Sounds".

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Roberto Andrés Lantadilla · September 9, 2026

Aww the unpolished lo-fi tone and the classic outro brought back memories. Take care mike

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K · September 9, 2026

can't wait for whatever comes next, M, you're a treasure. (and weather permitting, i think you should toss in a couple more Blasting Darts with the Possums and Owls ASMR episodes, the sonic atmosphere is superb)

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Madra na Móna · September 9, 2026

Give it a bash man. See what happens. Would happily toss you a tenner that would only be squandered on rotgut otherwise.

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Louie Van Patten · September 9, 2026

real shit, I'm gonna have to take my trueanon $5 and use it to have a premium D/C subscription. I love them but I haven't been listening and your shit is consistently electrifying and I'm always hungry for it.

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mckinley faas · September 9, 2026

Beep beep lettuce died so im here now

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David Perry · September 9, 2026

Kick out the jams

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idiot.wisdom · September 9, 2026

Never before has a recording made me feel more like I was sitting directly next to someone on lawn furniture. Genuinely lovely. I'd happily pay more for more, the importance of this show to me would probably make you embarrassed in some way

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rnax · September 9, 2026

My friend is a fish He live in my room His fin is a cloud He see me when I sleep

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Brendan Miles · September 9, 2026

Fuck all this dick swinging contest. We all gon be dead in 100 years. Let the kids have the music.