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I probably shoulda said this clearly:
I need to clean up the subscription tiers before I change anything, because those were, quite literally, one tier that I intended to be functional, and then several more that I added as an experiment, to see if anyone would pay more money for exactly the same thing. And a few people did!
Point is: lemme fix the subscription stuff before you change anything. Every single tier available now is the exact same thing for different prices. The American brain remains ever beyond our grasp.
I'll send some update when $5 and $10 are actually different things. And frankly, I'm gonna keep the original $100 tier, because I want to know how these developments will affect a certain genus of diseased mind.
I might add a $1,000 tier. Interesting, isn't it, our thing? Like the thrill of standing next to the executioner's switch, knowing in every moment that you could pull it ... but you never will.
But "never" isn't the word, because you could. You might. You probably will.
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“Will you sit down, please?”
I like when you get a moment beyond "he's a psychopath in a funny way" and "this is actually kind of chilling," and one of my favorites is him showing her the drawing and saying, "Do you like it? ... I was very generous."
When are you gonna start an OnlyFans
Instead of bathwater he sells... cigarette ash?
Still patiently cleaning my monocle while you get the under-the-hood complexities of Patreon entrepreneurship sorted. As for that $1,000 tier... I buy exactly one lottery ticket every time the pot goes over a billion, so, like, it's money in the bank.