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August 24, 2026

when Paul Newman ate all those eggs

I'm not sure exactly how, maybe my fault – delirium and so forth – but it would seem that a lot of people didn't quite get what I meant to ask last time, so:

• I'm not changing anything about DEATH/CORNER itself. Same as ever ’twas, $5 for at least 2 episodes per month, sometimes more,

• I'm suggesting that instead of doing a music show through a whole separate – gods and angels eviscerate me before I have to use this phrase – podcast infrastructure, jesus christ, I could post it here, in what would've been the off weeks for D/C,

• And if you want both of them, same amount of D/C plus roughly equal amount of music stuff, you could subscribe for $10 for double the output,

• Or if you just keep doing $5 for D/C, and nothing about that would change.

And along with the D/C vs. music thing (and I already have a different name for the music thing, it has to be what it has to be, maybe you'll see), basically I'm trying to figure out if anybody cares enough that it's worthwhile to add a $10 tier with twice as much shit.

(I think I actually have $10 tier already, and maybe a $50 and a $100 too, but I just added those at the very beginning to see if anyone would spend an insane amount of money for nothing extra, and what sort of insights into mass-media parasitology I might glean from such a decision and the person who made it. And some people did! Although one doesn't really count, for reasons that would be unladylike to enumerate in the public square.)

I would also like to clarify a grammatical point, concerning the phrase "Just 4 shaved thugs in a sexual Honda." The Honda itself not sexy. The Honda itself has no sexual characteristics at all. It is a sexual Honda insofar as 1) it indicates both the fact and the character of men who would drive around looking for poosy in such a Honda, and 2) for reasons unknown – but time may tell – the sexual Honda has a clear correlation with success for these young men, within the realm of assful endeavor. It's not that they fuck in the Honda (although I'm sure at least one of them has); it's not that woman fuck them because of the Honda, not in any conscious way, certainly not as part of a decision-making process or abandonment of one's Cartesian slavery to the momentum of the instant. The girls probably never register that it's a Honda. It's a car that looks like the idea of a car used to look. And still, it plays some critical but indecipherable role in the torque escapades of 4 shaved thugs, just riding. Just riding.

That is a sexual Honda. One time I knew a guy who had a sexual Chevy Malibu. It was full of garbage to nearly shoulder-level, everywhere but the driver's seat. And still, I can testify in far more detail than I'd like that it was, in fact, a sexual Chevy Malibu.

I hope this has made everything more complicated.

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Comments (10)

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Tyson Settle · August 26, 2026

I don't understand the problem with two shows? I wouldn't care if you just switched entirely to echo's bones material for months at a time and then there in a D/C when you were feeling it. I really didn't distinguish between the shows in my mind, and found them quite complementary as music is situated in the d/c universe (yes I'm being disgusting on purpose)

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stephen tucker · August 24, 2026

I would/will subscribe to 10$ when it is next year and I have a job. How shaved are we talking here? Are we oiled up? Canola, vegetable?

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ggmacd · August 24, 2026

Anyone could become governor of a major state by promising tax incentives for sexual vehicles.

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Michael S. Judge · August 25, 2026

You wanna run the bureaucracy on that, pal, welcome to hell. We're talking weeks of observation, minimum, and you have to do it via telecom from a different location, because you might be fucking it all up

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David Farley · August 24, 2026

Am I paying 5 and you want me to pay 10? Is that it? Done! I’ll even navigate a platform’s innards to make the change. If I can successfully cancel a WSJ subscription I can do this. (It was like quitting a cult) I’m really just here for the Sydney Sweeney content

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kallampero · August 24, 2026

I think I grew up around many, many sexual hondas (and acuras) in the public junior and senior high schools of the great uneducated wilds of northern New Mexico. do hondas get more or less sexual with gauche aftermarket mods?

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Samantha Geovjian Clarke · August 24, 2026

I'm SO glad you explained the sexual Honda

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Gholson Lyon · August 24, 2026

the prior post made sense to me.... Consolidate everything into the one platform, and I always enjoy the music discussions, probably more than anything else! If you announce that, I will go ahead and upgrade. Echo's Bones was great, but double the bullshit with Patreon admin stuff.

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elle · August 24, 2026

2nd tier for the EB heads seems like the most straightforward option and it sounds like plenty of folks would be down. maybe every 4th EB gets released to The Masses? idk but the 4 shaved thugs option is also intriguing.

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Michael S. Judge · August 24, 2026

I had a friend, second-generation Italian, spent his whole life in America, but he couldn't shed some of his family's accent on certain words, and one of them was "pussy." He just couldn't say it. Every single time, "poosy," not as a joke. I wonder sometimes if he ever would've made that great phonetic leap; we'll never know, because when I was 16 and he was 19, he got murdered in the parking lot of my high school