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September 20, 2026

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somebody who listens to this show must have a connection to El-P, and I've had a show I need him for, waiting and perverting itself, for years. Tell him we've fought the same civil rights battles as white unnerving Irishmen

please make it clear that I do NOT want to talk about Run the Jewels; if there was ever anything to say about Run the Jewels, it's been said 38 times

I need him for 25 Years in the El-P Transit System. Where's God? Buy car, kick tires.

Comments (23)

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Oneyedjax · October 16, 2026

I do. Send me a DM

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The King of Tiny Accidents · September 22, 2026

“Unnerving white Irishmen” 💀😂

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Michael S. Judge · September 23, 2026

You look at that "Deep Space 9mm" video, the guy he was in NYC in 2001, and you whip the context around as needed, that was what I was to Texas c. 2007-2014. And WAY more of the guns were real

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K · September 22, 2026

Amaechi Uzoigwe IG: @bigchief_nyc info@runthejewels.net

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Michael S. Judge · September 23, 2026

My music critic days have made me wary of contacting a multi-person entity to say "Hi, can I just talk to the one guy?" If it's a band and you wanna do a guitar thing with the guitarist, OK, but 2 guys is risky. And I would have to ask myself: is this worth probably having to delete a dozen-odd statements about Run the Jewels being a played-out side project that should've made like 2 albums, except suddenly the money started pouring in, much much more than El or Mike had ever made individually, and they couldn't stop? And would I think begin to think: Wait, am I detecting anything analogical here, vis-à-vis a guy who made 50 records and wrote 50 books and played like 300-500 gigs, he's not sure, and then he started talking to a computer as an intermingled form of hermeneutics, a new kind of long-form quasi-fiction designed to make people insane, and pure psychotic revenge against myself and everything in the world that made me? And then you gotta wonder: at what point – and I KNOW it'll happen; it's just a question of when – at what point will someone in this process thinks "Oh, just El-P, right? So you're definitely white?" As if I never recited Mike's verse on "The Whole World" while cooking the same schizophrenic meal I ate every day – the only meal – at 2 a.m., in one room, for 3 years. Glitter. Glisten. Gloss. Floss. EDIT: I just remembered that there was a cashier at QuikTrip who thought I was schizophrenic because I walked in, shaved head, bone-skinny, reciting the 2nd Mike verse from "Big Beast." Wa-da-dang. Wa-dada-dada-dang.

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Forrest Moss · September 21, 2026

He's on Bluesky very occasionally. Last I saw he's living in Amsterdam

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Karl Childers · September 21, 2026

my benis proke

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Rock Wallie · September 21, 2026

Sydney might know?

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Michael S. Judge · September 21, 2026

they don't even get to graze on the same paddock ... until Jurassic Park goes wrong

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Louie Van Patten · September 21, 2026

LET'S GO EL-P!

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Gallo Altanero · September 21, 2026

I got Celph Titled and Esoteric.

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XXL Bully · September 20, 2026

I have El-P on speed dial I’ll set you up. But first, you have to tell me about Deez

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Michael S. Judge · September 20, 2026

Deez Elefante. Launders money on the Rivera, posing as a professional bridge player. Rumor has it that he once put a bounty on the head of Omar Sharif

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Jaime Christley · September 20, 2026

Honestly? You can't do better than reaching out to his representation. You're trying to swim against the current otherwise; even if you discover that you're long lost brothers, a musician/actor/etc of much lesser status has been trained to take up inquiries like this through their agents and/or management. Remember you're well clear of the top 1000 earners on Patreon. You're offering media coverage for their client. That's my advice for when I was trying to reach out to big-timers for interviews and whatnot.

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Michael S. Judge · September 20, 2026

Yeah but I don't think he has any of that industry PR shit. Believe me, this is not my first attempt. Far as I know, there's no public line to him since he quit Twitter

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Parahomie · September 20, 2026

I had to pause this ep 5 min in to listen to The Cold Vein, twice. Wish I could help with your quest. Seems like a job for Judge Beats?

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Michael S. Judge · September 21, 2026

LA and New York, come to this shit, are still 2 different Galápagos archipelagoi

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Torgeir Tannenwald · September 20, 2026

I'm still right here holding my nuts(I'm not El-P I just do that too)

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Timothy Massar · September 20, 2026

Ive been away from the patron for a long time. First episode back he plays can ox. Im home.

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Degrassi Knoll · September 20, 2026

u got beef, but there's worms in your Wellington

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The Invisible Ass of the Market · September 20, 2026

Unfortunately my connection to El-P only goes one way but prayers up, come thru God we need this to happen get off your ass and help for once

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Keenan · September 20, 2026

Need this!

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recovering.slothrop · September 20, 2026

Mad. Love.