Temporal Culture War

This week, Clayton and Mattie watching Season 2, Episode 26 "The Expanse," and talk about the week that was of May 21, 2003. This is it, folks. The long-awaited Florida 9/11 episode, where Florida gets 9/11ed, and we gaze upon the most beautiful Half-Life 2 ass looking rendering of it.

We're back to our usual programming this week with episode 2, episode 25 "Bounty"! We talked about May 14, 2003 last episode so it's just a lot of KAGO talk! Man we love Kago. More Kago!

This week, Mattie and Clayton cover the tearful finale, season 6 episode 24 "...Must Come to an End," and the week of May 14, 2003. WHO will Joey choose: Dawson or Pacey? After six long seasons, we finally get some answers. Wouldn't it be SO wild if we were supposed to be covering a different show t

This week, we're talking season 2, episode 23 of Enterprise, "Regeneration," and the week of May 7, 2003. Resistance is futile or something.

This week, we're talking about season 2, Episode 22 "Cogenitor" and the week of April 30, 2002. Trip decides to become a feminist but for new kind of gender. Phlox does an IQ test. Malcom gets soooooo horny.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 21 "The Breach" (Mattie's rating: 1 Fart Noise) and the week of April 23, 2003 (infinity farts)

All aboard to our dinky little ship that sucks ass! This week, Mattie and Clayton watch season 2, episode 20 "Horizon," and the week of April 16, 2003. Travis goes home! We remember some sports teams! Etc!

We have an excess of movies to watch for our next bonus episode, so we're asking for your help to decide what to watch! Technically, this episode is one for the ol' devil, so make sure it's a film we won't enjoy watching toooo much!

This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about Season 2, Episode 19 "Judgement," and the week of April 9, 2003. We did it folks! We hit (sort of) A Rashomon. Now get in the trial tube (?) and let's hear your story. Sign up for a Patreon subscription and for a couple bucks a month you can hear us talk abou

You guys ever try this BREAD shit? It ROCKS! Wow. God. Anyway, this week it's season 2, episode 18 "The Crossing" and the week of April 2, 2003.

"This week, we're talking Season 2, Episode 17 "Canamar," and the week of February 26, 2003. Sorry I'm writing the description here and I keep thinking about the one guy's face. It's really awful. Just a lot of little danglies."

This week, we're talking about season 2, episode 16 "Future Tense," and the week of February 19, 2003. GOOD EPISODE ALERT? A SHRANLESS GOOD EPISODE? Dear God. It's true.

This week we are talking about Season 2, Episode 15, "Cease Fire" and the week of February 12, 2003! SHRAN IS BACK! SHRAN!!!! This time he brought a mean lady.

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch Season 2, Episode 14 "Stigma," and talk about the week that was on February 5, 2003. A wild thing happens this week, which is that the episode is pretty good and its A- and B-plots tied together? Also, it turns out that Denobulans have invented HIGHLY hierarchical

This week Clayton and Mattie talk about a bunch of what happened over the winter of 2002-2003, and the thirteenth episode of season 2, "Dawn." Trip is stranded on a planet with some guy! We hope he's not extremely weird!

This week we're talking about season 2, episode 12 "The Catwalk" and the week of December 18, 2002. Another one that gets soooooo close. They almost know how to write a TV show. We swear. Hey if you happen to be in London, come see Mattie's other podcast do a live show? https://linktr.ee/nogodsnomay

This week we are watching season 2, episode 11 "Precious Cargo" and the week(s) of December 4th and 11th, 2002. The music? BAD! This episode? Bad! Padma Lakshmi? Hot! (Apologies for posting this one to Patreon late!!!)

This we're talking about Season 2, Episode 8 "Vanishing Point," and the week of November 27, 2002! It's sort of a TCW After Dark edition so we are maybe a little insane. It's fine! Just like this episode.

Say it. It feels good to say. This week: Season 2, Episode 9 "Singularity" and the week of November 20, 2002! Weirdly: A good episode of the show Star Trek Enterprise? Weird! Pull up your chair (which needs to be fixed by the way) and get really, really, really, really, really really locked in for s

This week Clayton and Mattie talk about episode 8 of season two, "The Communicator" and the week of November 13, 2002! This one has a hilarious Trip subplot for some reason. Hop in! Let's go!

We've returned from our short break in the wiggly time room to bring you another perfectly average episode of Enterprise where some good ideas are completely wasted. It's good to be back!

This week, we're talking about season 2, episode 6 "Marauders," and the week of October 30, 2002. Reach for the sky, and hand over the deuterium!!!! Everyone is mean to each other in this one, while the crew tries to do A Bug's Life without all the deception for some reason. (FYI, we're going on a l

This week we are joined by friend of the show and medical lube replacer Jenna Stoeber, and we talk about season 2, episode 5 "A Night in Sickbay," and the week of October 16, 2002. This one is a stinker! But as always OUR episode? Is very, very good. Please follow Jenna on YouTube or Twitch!

This week we're talking about season 2, episode 4: "Dead Stop," and the week of October 9, 2002. In history, things are beginning to become very bad! However, this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise....is good? And we liked it? What's going on here? What's happening?! AHHHHHHhHHHHHH (By the way, this

This week we spend a lot of time talking about Jackie Chan's The Tuxedo (2002) but then also Enterprise season 2 episode 3 "Minefield" and the week of October 2, 2002!

This week we're talking about Season 2 episode 1, "Carbon Creek," and the week of September 25, 2002! Listen to Mattie get really mad thinking about Avril Lavigne for some reason (she's fine with her actually. It's fine.)

We did it! We made it to season two, where things are, well, not so good still. We've got a loooot of culture to cover between the seasons of the show, so we're joined by pop culture writer extraordinaire Joshua Rivera! This week: Season 2, episode 1: Shockwave, Part II and the week of September 18,

On this episode of Temporal Culture War we discuss Shockwave: Part 1, the finale of Enterprise's first season, which first aired on May 22, 2002. Just an FYI, you DO NOT want to mix the SCIENCE JUICE with the SCIENCE GAS!

We don't want to alarm anyone, but it's been broken. The norms are dead! The magicians are rioting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Society is over! This week it's episode 25 of season 1: "Two Days and Two Nights," and the week of May 15, 2002!

On May 8th, 2002, Star Trek: Enterprise aired not one, but two episodes in a single night. This wasn't a big deal at the time, but decades later, the hosts of a Star Trek: Enterprise podcast that focuses on covering culture released in the same week would have to scramble for something else to talk

PROTIP: Blast the theme song at 1.5 speed. It rips! Mattie gets to yell about Lagaan! We debut a brand-new STINGER! This week we're talking about Season 1, Episode 23 of Enterprise "Fallen Hero," and the week of May 8, 2002. Buy Mattie's book why not!

Okay. There's a lot of cum talk in this one. But it's not our fault. Blame Season 1, Episode 22 of Enterprise "Vox Sola," and the week of May 1, 2002. This one is like a beautiful gift, wrapped in a big wet clump of saran wrap and snot. Here's that news report we talked about: https://youtu.be/QYbDc

This week it's episode 21 of season 1: "Detained" and the week of April 24, 2002. We've got THREE weeks of "stuff" to cover this week. Which: turns out a lot! Anyway, Dean Stockwell is in this one, where we find out: not ALL Suliban are evil, you RACIST!

This week we're talking about Season 1, Episode 20 "Oasis," and the week of April 3, 2002. Odo is in this one! What else is happening in it? Well, not a lot. Also, are we in the end of "the long 2001"? Fingies crossed! Read Spencer Ackerman's "This Is The Beginning of The End of The 9/11 Era." Catch

This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about episode 19 of season 1: "ACQUISITION" and the week of March 27, 2002. The news is a bummer but it's an incredible week at the cinema! And also: A good (?) episode (?) of Star Trek Enterprise (???????) Who thought this was even possible. Who could have IMAGINE

In this episode, the crew stumble upon a rogue planet teeming with jungle life warmed by hot geyser's, where for generations, elite alien hunters have ritually stalked the shapeshifting, telekinetic and possibly sentient ghosts that live there. SOMEHOW THIS IS BORING. We also talk about Celebrity Bo

This week, Clayton and Mattie watch episode 17 of season 1, "Fusion," and talk about February 27, 2001. Please enter our new and experimental mind meld. With your permission, of course! The news this week is: heavy! The episode is: Fine!

Where could Enterprise S1E16 "Shuttlepod One" be taking place? Well, we find out, as well as what was going on in the culture the week of February 13, 2002. Pop in your DVD copy of Rollerball and settle in – who knows when rescue could come! P.S. Apologies for the late episode, travel and uhhh emplo

Shran fans rejoice! We discuss the season 1 episode "Shadows of P'Jem" and baby? Daddy (Shran) is home (in the episode!!!) Meanwhile in 2001, the New England Patriots and also their friend Bono are here to make us so mad for some reason.

This week, Mattie and Clayton talk about season 1 episode 14 "Sleeping Dogs," in which some Klingons...do something?? while their ship sinks into something or other. Meanwhile, in the year 2001, the "Real West Wing" airs.