Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

The ActionBoyz chose this week's pic, HEAT, to celebrate all the beautiful southern women working at bookstores. You know the type - they're always single and trying to get involved with 50-year-old customers who read books about metal. These women should know that this kind of guy is most likely be

THANK YOU ActionBoyz Guyz and Girlz. With your combined effort, the Boyz have amassed over 1,000 patrons. This wouldn't have happened without all of you recommending this show to your dumb friends and weird families. So thank you... In honor of this momentous occasion, the ActionBoyz hosted a star s

If you're out taking a slow jog in the woods, don't be alarmed if a helicopter starts following you – it's just the ActionBoyz coming over to breakdown this week's pic, FIREFOX. Don't let the memories of your past get in the way, the Boyz need to tell you about Clint Eastwood's old man physique, how

This summer is shaping up to be "Hot...Hotter...Hottest!" The best way to stay cool is to watch this week's movie, ACTION JACKSON. The cast is a who's who of ActionBoyz favorites including: Al Leong, Mary Ellen Trainor, Sonny Landham and Explosions. Leading the charge is Carl Weathers and his incred

Put down your sketch pads ActionBoyz boyz and girlz, the nude model that your drawing is trying to trick you into attending an event for Chinese democracy tonight. You should just stay home and watch this week's pick, RAPID FIRE. Powers Boothe becomes Brandon Lee's dad by the end of the movie - for

Action Boyz boyz and girlz...Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch this week's movie, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. That's right the original- the original remake of the TV series. Please keep in mind, this is a dangerous episode involving: Tom Cruise love, diarrhea, French firefighters an

Happy 4th of July ActionBoyz boyz and girlz. The ABZ chose ROCKY IV this week to show their patriotism. After all, this film did end the Cold War. When Rocky refuses to throw in the towel and gets his best friend killed, there's 10 minute music video montage (the entire song is played) with clips fr

BEVERLY HILLS COP this week ActionBoyz boyz and girlz. What is there to say? This movie is fucking awesome. Eddie Murphy is a goddamn star. Bronson Pinchot is a goddamn star. Judge Reinhold is a goddamn smokeshow. Don't worry the Boyz give it all the credit it deserves by screaming about to each oth

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" If you're like the ABZ, then that quotes and so many others are permanently burned into your brains. It's BATMAN this week, the one that started them all. Basinger is smoke show, Keaton's amazing, Nicholson is a fucking genius, Wuhl's killing it

They got podcasts out here this big? Hi baby birds, the Action Boyz try to make contact with people of the mist, but it goes horribly wrong! This week’s movie has a tough talking, tall, pony tailed blonde guy in his late 50s, will it remind Gabrus of anyone?

Happy Memorial Day. This one is for the troops and all you other Action Boyz/Girlz/everythingelsez Permission to buzz Val Verde. Permission granted. May your Memorial Day weekend be full of jetwash, tiny boots and playin’ playin’ with the Boyz

Dear Hummin' Birds. Watch the movie CON AIR, break out the fine china, chill the lemonade and tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, coz theses Boyz are coming home to their ladies, coming home forever. They just hope they're not a disappointment to Casey or the rest of the Action Boyz Guyz and

No foreign troops have ever landed on US soil...If they did, what would happen? This week's pic RED DAWN doesn't really answer that question. It does showcase John Milius's strange love of war. You get to see some teenagers become experts in guerrilla warfare in about 6 weeks. Also, you see Powers B

The Action Boyz are talking DEMOLITION MAN this week. No surprises, they get in to all the expected subjects, the three seashells, Taco Bell, sex simulators, nude Stallone, Rob Schneider. Really, this is just a normal episode, nothing fancy. There's not much else to say about this week's episode.

The Boyz are taking it back the week with SHARKY'S MACHINE...What does that title mean? Apparently, it's something about the guys who work with Sharky are parts of his machine - it's fucking weird, like this movie. All you need to know is Burt Reynolds is funny as shit, he lets the other actors do w

Put on your black silk underwear it's time for DOUBLE IMPACT. The Boyz talk you through the insanely complicated plot involving a tunnel to Hong Kong or some shit and JCVD delivers the performance of a lifetime as identical twins Chad and Alex. If you're wondering how these twins who grew up in diff

Stop your grinning and drop your linen! It's ALIENS this week ActionDudez. Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, Space Marines, facehuggers, chestbursters, cocksuckers and buttfuckers - this movie has it all! Listen to the Boyz heap well deserved praise on this action movie classic (5 stars) - don't worry the

"To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular character's nickname in this week's pick - GLIMMER MAN. In a weird twist you never see that paid off. Inste

The madness is finally over...And the Action Boyz return to the classics in a big way- A big, sword swinging Austrian way. You guessed it, the Boyz honor Crom by solving the riddle of steel that is CONAN THE BARBARIAN. CONAN is filled with graphic violence and weird sex and the Boyz all saw it befor

"Maw-drain" March Movie Madness comes to a thrilling conclusion this week when the ABZ finally take on Gabrus's white whale LONDON HAS FALLEN. For some reason this is a commentary episode, so expect all the trappings: long stretches of silence, each of the three ActionBoyz just describing what's on

"Madreign" March Movie Madness rages on! Anybody ever heard of JOHN WICK? He's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman and he's the titular character of this week's movie. It's got everything - dogs, guns, muscle cars, a weird secret society currency involving coins in exchange for services b

Well Action Kidz, ask and ye shall receive. To meet your incessant demands and relentless requests the ABZ have initiated MODERN (MARGARINE) MOVIE MARCH MADNESS. For the entire month of March the Boyz will be breaking format and reviewing hits from the 2000s. First up on the list is an obscure title

The wait is over! Due to relentless requests from all the Action Boyz Guyz and Girlz over the past months the ABZs finally put on KUFFS this week as their pick. This movie is not good nor beloved, but you guys wanted it so here it is. The Boyz try to understand the frozen turkey motif, the reason wh

If you're a true Action Boyz Guy or Girl, you've probably been wondering - "Who is the master?" After watching THE LAST DRAGON, the ABZ have some questions too...Like, how do the cartoonish racial stereotypes somehow work in this movie? What exactly was Eddie Arkaidian strategy for Angela and why wa

Finally, the special effects that are so important to every ABZ pick get their own movie! You might even say they are the main character of this week's pick. F/X is all about fictitious effects from movies you've never heard of in a world where Rocky II exists. Have you ever heard of the "Witness Pr

Dr. Richard Kimble didn't kill his wife and US Marshall Sam Gerard doesn't care. Well guess what? The ABZ do care and that's why this week they're on the run with THE FUGITIVE. The Boyz learn a lot about Harrison Ford on this one - like what he's in to sexually. In fact, for such a classy, smart mov

Regulators!! Mount up! By "regulators" we mean Action Boyz Guyz and Girlz and by "mount up" we mean listen up. This week we picked YOUNG GUNS for some reason. It's got everything you want in a western, a music video opening where the principle cast breaks the fourth wall, flimsy southern accents, a

What's that delicious smell? It's stuffed cabbage and the Boyz are inviting you over for some dinner and DEATH WISH 3. Bronson's cinnamon roll face pairs perfectly with the culturally cartoonish tenants of the building he's protecting. Second course will be scumbag director Michael Winner's predilec

The ABZs take in the sights and sounds of NEW JACK CITY this week. Does Wesley Snipes dazzle as Nino Brown? Is Ice T effortlessly cool? Does Eric Robert's character from BEST OF THE BEST make an appearance this episode? Spoiler alert: YES. Now sit your five dollar ass down before the 'Boyz make chan

It's time for SUDDEN DEATH...The countdown started well before any of you were born and has been running this whole time - for dramatic effect? Face off with the Boyz as they attempt to understand the most complex hostage plan ever hatched and answer hard questions like, why the Vice President? Do f

Happy New Year! The Action Boyz are bringing in 2018 with TOTAL RECALL. This is a movie Stanger's dad wouldn't let him see in the theaters and later regretted that decision. It's a movie Rodgers lied about seeing to save face in the school yard. This is a movie that gave Gabrus special feelings abou

Merry fucking Christmas Action Boyz guyz and girlz. It's that time of year again where the Boyz partake in a Christmas tradition that nobody asked for or cares about. For your listening pleasure on the holiest of days, it's our 2nd annual Christmas Commentary and the movie is LETHAL WEAPON. We're to

Become one with the Action Boyz, they will be your eyes, strength and cunning for the time honored classic, Beastmaster. The Boyz marvel at the simplicity of the story, the LA actor/waiter "feel" that Marc Singer brings to the role of Dar, and the fact that probably EVERY animal was harmed during th

It's NAVY SEALS this week Action Boyz Guyz and the ABZs are coming at it by way of sea, land and air. It's a good thing the Boyz are so well trained because Michael Beihn looks like he's straight out of sleazy porn, the score is impressively chintzy and there's a golf course scene that has to be in

Y'all better listen to this episode quick cause the Action Boyz are UNDER SIEGE and they, "got pies in the oven." Also, did you know the 'Boyz are Cajun? Don't worry, it's of no consequence and it'll never come up again. Bottom line, the only thing standing between national security and Gary Busey i

"Well what do you wanna know?!? That they're afraid?!? That for the first times in their lives the Action Boyz are afraid? Afraid that their rationale for picking Rocky III as their "Thanksgiving" movie doesn't makes sense. Afraid they got too specific about Clubber Lang's apartment situation. Afrai

Sound the alarm, slide down the pole, put your gear on wrong and bring your young son, the Action Boyz need your help extinguishing BACKDRAFT! You may have to put on a fake mustache and play your own dad in the past or you may have to play an arsonist that's just a shitty Hannibal Lector knock off.

Gear up for The Delta Force! The Action Boyz address some negative press about one of their own, then they break down this classic, featuring a cast studded with academy award winners and starring TV guide award nominee Chuck Norris. The Delta Force aims high, and hits higher, you’ll never believe w

Rodgers was offered too much coffee and walks us through why he’s not The Flash, Stanger has football PTSD, Gabrus pitches “THE COCK.” All that and Cage, Connery, SEALs, Mercenaries, Car Chases, Mexican Stand-offs, and of course Quicksand! Only an extra large episode can fit our breakdown and subseq

No blades! No bows! Leave your weapons here! The boys dig into the romantic classic Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. A forest where everyone has different accents, a friar does something meta, and how’d he get so fucking good with that bow?

The Boyz swoon over 48 Hrs. A late night recording leads to a bizarre tangent about the commercial for Talkboy. We ain’t brothers, we ain’t partners, we ain’t friends... We’re Action Boyz. No animals were harmed during the recording of this (at least the Boyz think so).

The ActionBoyz break down the many timelines, accents, and homoerotic undertones of the 1986 classic, Highlander. Rodgers gets too excited about recognizing a bar, Gabrus shares what he says during climax, and Stanger's son shows up. Feel the stag!

Best Of The Best. The ActionBoyz waste no time in unpacking what that title truly means...A US National Karate team that's made up of the best America has to offer: Chris Penn doing an out of shape cowboy from Miami, Eric Roberts doing Lennie from Of Mice and Men, and Phillip Rhee doing impressive m

Shane Black supposedly wrote The Last Boy Scout after a breakup, it barely shows in this movie where the female characters are a stripper, a cheater, and a cranky demented little girl. The ActionBoyz have a lot to talk about, like why is that helicopter so low? Why does comedian Damon Wayans gets al

You guys drunk? Good... 'Cause this week is all about Jackie Chan's early treasure, Drunken Master. No stone is left unturned as we discuss how unlikable Chan's character is made to be, a hairy mole that's stroked like a beard, some drawn on Raggedy Ann freckles, and how when you try to hookup with

Why is his name Chance? Cause his momma took one. Take a chance and join us for Hard Target. We try to understand JCVD's greasy mullet. We marvel at how fucking stupid one of the main characters is. We play "Who Would You Be" and determine that Gabrus would play the worthless, fat pervert. Point you

The Boyz ordered wings, but maybe they should've gotten meatball sandwiches (make it two U Utah!) This is just the FIRST of the fuckups. Wait till you listen to this thing, the ABz eat, go on long ass weird tangents, forget to talk about the movie for big long stretches...But hey, you guys are the a

You can't celebrate the Fourth of July without fireworks, and what's more American than the beautiful explosions created by the infinite bazookas featured in this weeks' cinematic masterpiece, Invasion U.S.A. Bazookas have never been so prominently featured in a film before or since. So put on your

Welcome aboard, you have a first-class ticket to fly on ActionBoyz Airlines. Your inflight movie will be the 1992 classic Passenger 57. We will do everything in our fucking power to make your flight more enjoyable including, laughing at our own jokes, laboriously describing the plot, making problema