Conan the Barbarian (1982)
The madness is finally over...And the Action Boyz return to the classics in a big way- A big, sword swinging Austrian way. You guessed it, the Boyz honor Crom by solving the riddle of steel that is CONAN THE BARBARIAN. CONAN is filled with graphic violence and weird sex and the Boyz all saw it before they were 8 years old. Maybe that's what helped the ABZ understand what is best in life: to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women!
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I used to sell books at the TED conference back in like 2008 and I met David Blaine and he had his sunglasses on inside and his backpack on and he was really detached and aloof and I was like 'this guy sucks' and then the middle aged women i was working with asked him to do a trick and i was like 'oh fuck thsts the last thing mr too cool for school wants to do' but he got suoer excited and animated and for like half an hour he did close uo magic tricks for us and was actually super nice and charming and chill and at one point he was like hey sorry about the sunglasses, Im training for a new trick where I have to stay away for a week and Inhavent slept in 72 hours and he showed us and his eyes were totally bloodshot and he looked completely insane. Towards thr end craig ventner who was like ome of the stars of the show because he was on the human genome project and supposedly a genius walled up with his wife and watched a trick and then he was loke DO THAT AGAIN and he kept making blaine do the trifk over and over trying to figure it out and Blaine clearly was getting annoyed and his wife had to drag him away as he got more and.more pissed he couldnt figure it out. Anyway, they really do do idiotically unhealthy training apparently.
Hell yeah
In case of interest, the Settling the Score podcast has a Conan the Barbarian episode out today. They've also done T2 and Bullitt, among others.
When and where can I purchase the Action Barbarian t-shirt?
He's a member of the Scream Actors' Guild
Stranger Gorgon shirts will sell
“The shirts aren’t selling”
I ran into my priest at the gym and I finally had a reason to recommend this podcast to him.
I'd watch the shit out of Action Barbarian.
This episode is weirdly poignant with Arnold going into heart surgery. If he kicks the bucket I’ll be genuinely sad- I hope the Action Boys would do a memorial month
"...and then some sweaty #METOO stuff." made me laugh far too hard.
All those things are good but for life to truly be great I'd also add Rodger's impression of Charles Bronson