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April 9, 2018

The Glimmer Man (1996)

"To the people he hunted for us, he was known as the Glimmer Man. There'd be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you'd be dead!" Awesome, right?? That is the explanation for the titular character's nickname in this week's pick - GLIMMER MAN. In a weird twist you never see that paid off. Instead it's Segal in peak form - out of shape, playing a non-white character, trying to be funny next to Keenen Ivory Wayans and most of all not glimmering. When this movie tried to give the Boyz the best it's got they said..."If that's the best you got then we're gonna have to kill you!"

Comments (8)

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Will See · November 7, 2022

Hell yeah

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Howitzer Davidson · August 1, 2020

"Almost a bill" shots fired

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Shut It Off · May 10, 2020

Get your ugly white ass outta here and don’t come back....

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Robert DaPonte · April 13, 2018

"But I need to eat ass."

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Munson Neuhaus · April 9, 2018

I gotta say, I love when Stanger tricks Rogers and Gabrus. He's gotten you guys good a couple times.

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Beelzebub · April 10, 2018

I wait for the deadpan "No" from Stanger after everything he says now

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Adam Lane · April 9, 2018

A disturbing lack of Shadow Wolves references.

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DeadTiredAirplaneFriend · April 9, 2018

At the end does Keenan really give a thumbs up to the camera while he has a boner and say "Ima suck on some deer penis, baby"? I haven't seen the movie.