Drunken Master (1978)

You guys drunk? Good... 'Cause this week is all about Jackie Chan's early treasure, Drunken Master. No stone is left unturned as we discuss how unlikable Chan's character is made to be, a hairy mole that's stroked like a beard, some drawn on Raggedy Ann freckles, and how when you try to hookup with your cousin and your aunt intervenes you MUST insult them both (you know...all the usual shit). Pour yourself some wine so you don't get the DTs and let the ActionBoyz teach you all eight of the drunken styles. Bonus: Stanger-Bot-2000 malfunctions seconds after his protocol is initiated.